Songs are about additional COVID shots and being part monkey. Morgan Freeman apologizes for men’s short shorts. Alexa gets flirty, empty middle seats are safer, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, weed-searching dogs are retiring. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 19, 2021 →

Songs are about a socially distanced prom, and dogs not pooping in the rain. J-Lo’s back on the market! Netflix helps you fall asleep, Sports Kid returns, and we think about birthdays in the shower. Lastly, President Biden is angry at Russia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 16, 2021 →

Songs are about Bitcoin, America’s mediocrity, and a lifetime’s worth of pimple popping. Nike sells “pre-owned” sneakers. Colton Underwood makes another shocking announcement, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Deano serenades the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 15, 2021 →

Songs are about evil chihuahuas and microplastics everywhere. Robots deliver pizza now. Dolly Parton has her own ice cream, The Hitman’s Bodyguard is now a series, and we think about Tetris in the shower. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 14, 2021 →

Songs are about your vaccinated friends and spring allergies. Rocky joins Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. The Marines will have Baby Boot Camp, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith looks for post-COVID love. Lastly, President Biden updates you on his dogs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 13, 2021 →

Songs are about the short weekend, and a sinister fountain of youth. You can control video games with your mind. The USA wants The Rock to run for President, Morgan Freeman apologizes for whale erections, and we think about pants in the shower. Lastly, you can get a scholarship just to study weed. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 12, 2021 →

Songs are a Beatles & Outkast mashup, and masks being littered in the sea. We help your pick up line game. Music is addictive, Sports Kid returns, and we think about the most ground-breaking invention in the shower. Lastly, President Bident updates his gun control policy. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 9, 2021 →

Songs are about the ketchup shortage and going back to the office. We salute whoever created the vaccination card. Apple’s CEO wants us to vote using iPhones, Aaron Rodgers hosts Jeopardy, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Finally, Deano sings about this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 8, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID-19 variants and staying California Sober. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the ketchup shortage. North Korea pulls out of the Olympics, there’s a Russian Lord of the Rings, and we have more shower thoughts. Lastly, Barney tells the kids about beer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 7, 2021 →

Songs are about Godzilla Vs. King Kong, and kissing during a pandemic. Amazon makes its employees pee in bottles. Gronk should host Jeopardy, Dad Joke After Bedtime returns, and Menthol Meridith gets vaccinated. Lastly, President Biden is on the line to talk about his new bill. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 6, 2021 →