CONAN – Mark Cuban Says He’s Prejudiced Too CONAN – Price Is Right Fans Upset the President Interrupted The Show CONAN – White House Website Has A New Virtual Tour FALLON – Price is Right Watchers Upset At President For Interrupting the Show FALLON – Rio Says 38 Percent of Venues Ready For Summer Olympics … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, May 23, 2014
ESPN NFL Draft – Roger Goodell 2014 Draft Officially Open ESPN NFL Draft – Roger Goodell Texans Select Jadeveon Clowney No. 1 ESPN NFL Draft – Jadeveon Clowney Taking Care of Mom ESPN NFL Draft – Jadeveon Clowney Ready to get to work with Texans ESPN NFL Draft – Jadeveon Clowney Getting the Phone Call … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, May 9, 2014
It’s Cinco de Mayo. If your listeners are celebrating, let them know to Drink American! Keep the celebration going with a parody tribute to My Corona. If your listeners celebrated last night, they may relate to the parody Cranky on Monday Morning. We round out Cinco de Mayo with a message from everyone’s favorite daily … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 5, 2014
SNL – Adam Silver NBA Commissioner Says It’s Been A Bad Week For The NBA But Great Week for Him SNL – Donald Sterling Press Conference: Donald Has a New Girlfriend Who’s More Black Than Last One SNL – Donald Sterling Press Conference: Gives 10 Million to NAACP SNL – Donald Sterling Press Conference: Selling … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, May 5, 2014
AMERICAN IDOL – Keith Urban Performs New Single Good Thing AMERICAN IDOL – Sam Gets Voted Off BIG BANG THEORY – The Gang Explains to Penny Star Wars Day BIG BANG THEORY – Theme Song CONAN – Chase Bank Closing Accounts of Porn Stars CONAN – Kardashians Don’t Want to Buy the Clippers They Just … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, May 2, 2014
Get stoked for Friday with a parody of a Bon Jovi classic. A new medication is available if you suffer Game of Thrones-related anxiety. Poke fun at the new movies “The Other Woman” and “The Quiet Ones” with Fake Trailers. Barack Obama talks about the world’s best sushi in his Weekly Address. And on Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 25, 2014
Lupita Nyong’o is People’s Most Beautiful Person and James Blunt doesn’t know who she is. We have audio of the verdict in the frivolous class action suit against the Buffalo Bills. Barney the Dinosaur explains the disappearing American middle class. Jay Leno is on the line with some comments about Colbert’s appearance on Letterman. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 24, 2014
If you prefer powdered alcohol to have healthy fiber, try Metamu-cahol. The Roaming Gnome is no stranger to hitching a ride in the wheel well of a jet liner. There’s help for men who can’t “talk sexy” at the Sexy Voice Institute. Barack Obama is on the line to talk about the White House Easter … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Peeps, those Chicks in a Box, are an Easter staple. Cheech and Chong stop by to talk about Easter falling on 4/20. Poke fun at three brand new movies with three brand new Fake Movie Trailers. Barack Obama reconsiders a ban on selfies. And on April 18th we celebrate International Jugglers Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 18, 2014
A marshmallow Peep sings about being the “Creep” of Easter candy. Ben and Jerry corner the Viagra ice cream market. Barney explains the developmental dangers of iPad Addiction. Jay Leno is on the line to fill in for Late Night repeats. And the 17th is Blah Blah Blah Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 17, 2014