CONAN – Man Walks Into A NYC McDonalds With A Knife In His Back CONAN – Pot DUIs Have Doubled Since Colorado Legalized It CONAN – US Loses To Germany But Still Advances KIMMEL – The New Transformers Movie Is Out LAST COMIC STANDING – Ida Rodriguez Gets A So-So Vote From the Judges LAST … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, June 27, 2014
Elvis sings about his armpit-stained jumpsuit that’s about to go up for auction. Starbucks is selling handcrafted soda and you can be the first to make fun of it. There’s a new teddy bear that doubles as a sex toy. Parody Jeremy is here to sing about his mom’s addiction to the sun. And June … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 25, 2014
MC Hammer is here to sing about World Cup soccer players taking dives. Hillary Clinton is learning how to speak to the average American voter. If you’d like a hunky inmate like the one in that viral photo then log on to eFelony. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about saving the honey … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Start your listeners’ week with the Saddest Day of the Week. Salute a Real American Hero who wears jeans when he jogs. Bergdahl gets a theme song. Monday is Let it Go Day. And finish off Today’s Audio with a new batch of Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 23, 2014
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Mara Justine 11-years-old Sings You’re Gonna Love Me AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Mara Justine is LOVED By the Judges AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – The Psychic Divas RISING STAR – Daniel & Olivia Do NOT Make it To The Next Round RISING STAR – Daniel & Olivia Sing A One Republic Song … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, June 23, 2014
Gwyneth Paltrow thinks that mean words can hurt water’s feelings and she’s out to change that. The new Miss USA is a black belt and she’s starring in her own martial arts flick. Start the countdown to Father’s Day. Barack Obama is on the phone to explain his recent walks. And Tuesday is Ball Point … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Start your listeners’ Mondays with a parody to the Modern Family theme. Get all the legal documents you need for college intimacy at LegalBoomBoom.com. A first look a the theme song for the new show Born in the Wild is followed by Donald Duck Day. And round out your Monday with a new batch of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 9, 2014
Tom Durkin with the call on the Horse Racing Network as Tonalist wins the 146th Belmont Stakes. 146th Belmont Stakes- Tonalist Wins TONY AWARDS – All The Way Best Play with Thank Yous TONY AWARDS – Jessica Mueller Leading Actress in a Musical for her Performance in Beautiful TONY AWARDS – Neil Patrick Harris Wins … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, June 9, 2014
The NSA is collecting all your online photos and if your computer ever crashes they have you covered. Football Films tackles the story about Dan Marino joining the concussion lawsuit. The warmer weather means the return of a Real American Hero. Parody Jeremy sent in a song about the ice cube diet. And on Wednesday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 4, 2014
We’ve got a song parody about how cat people are smarter than dog people. Casey Kasem counts down the weirdest things in his life. We have the pilot announcement from the dog poop plane. Justin Bieber tries to apologize for his racist joke. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about his penchant for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 3, 2014