FALLON – Police in Ferguson Arresting Journalists FALLON – President Obama On Vacation But Will Return To DC Over the Weekend FALLON – US Post Office Announces They’ve Lost At Least 2 Billion Dollars Last Quarter CONAN – Apple Announces It WIll Stop Using Two Toxic Chemicals To Make iPhones CONAN – Hillary Denies There’s … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, August 15, 2014
Shark Week just got sharkier as Tara Reid has launched a Sharknado-themed fragrance. Mr. Loud Talking Cell Phone Guy is a Real American Hero. We’ve got a promo for Sarah Palin’s internet news channel that uses real audio from a recent rant. Barack Obama calls in from Martha’s Vineyard to defend his vacation plans. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 12, 2014
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A parody of a classic Rolling Stones hit starts the weekend off for your listeners. Jay Leno is back on your studio line to talk about cheeseburgers. We have Fake Trailers for the new movies “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and “Step Up: All In.” Barack Obama wants to talk about his new music festival and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 8, 2014
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Aerial Animation Goes to The Next Round AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Jacob Curly Goes On To The Next Round AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Mara Justine Goes On To The Next Round AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Matt Franko Goes On To The Next Round BIG BROTHER – Caleb Won Battle of the … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, August 7, 2014
Ghostbusters might be remade with an all-female cast and you can be the first to play the new theme song. Check out a fake promo for a farm in Vermont that is fertilizing with human urine. The top party schools have been selected and a new show open has a gentle warning for students. Parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Alert your audience with a message about the dangers of the Facebook Fire Challenge. If you need to shave off your Justin Bieber-esque mustache, we have the perfect shaving cream for you. The overaggressive costumed characters in Times Square now have their own kids show. Parody Jeremy created a song about Sharknado 2 and he’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 30, 2014
BIG BROTHER – Caleb Gives One Final Pitch To Stay In the House BIG BROTHER – Devin Gives His Final Pitch To Stay In the House BIG BROTHER – Devin is Evicted From The House DATING NAKED – Joseph Meets Jasmine on the Second Date DATING NAKED – Meet Joseph DATING NAKED – Meet Wee … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, July 18, 2014
The World Cup is over and interest in soccer is going…Down! Down! Down! A new study says smelling farts is good for your health and it’s time to give the gift of life! Play a preview of Christopher Walken as Captain Hook. Barack Obama responds to being considered the worst President since WW2. And on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 15, 2014
J.K. Rowling wrote a new Harry Potter story and you can be the first to play a preview. A man who fell asleep at a Yankees game is suing ESPN and starting a sleep aid revolution. Help your listeners conserve fuel with a new Gas Saving Tip about carpooling. Parody Jeremy is singing all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 9, 2014