Your Friday starts with a preview of Bill and Hillary at Donald Trump’s Inauguration. Christmas credit card bills are finally arriving and our Mike Posner parody explores that headache. We’ve got three new fake movie trailers. The President lets you in on the party he’s throwing this week and Friday is Bean Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 6, 2017
REDSKINS DEFENSE Washington’s NFL team has cleaned house on one side of the ball by firing all of its defensive coaches. The Redskins had one of the league’s top offenses this season, but one its worst defenses. ***If they were a blood type, they’d be D-Negative! ***Now, they just need to fire their nickname. … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, January 6, 2017
Explore the fantastic world of Trump Tower. Birthimals is the must-have gift if you can’t find any Hatchimals. Barney is back to explain Obesity Blindness. Recent National Film Registry addition, The Princess Bride, is the source of today’s Phone Jacks. Casey Christmas has ten days left in his countdown. And Thursday is Cat Herders Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 15, 2016
MATT CANADA The assistant football coach leaves his offensive coordinator position at North Carolina State to take over the offense at LSU. ***Of course, if things go wrong at LSU, he will get this: DEREK HOLLAND The former Texas Rangers baseball pitcher signed a free agent deal with the Chicago White Sox. He … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, December 15, 2016
JEFF FISHER REPLACEMENT? Who’ll replace the fired head coach of the NFL’s Los Angeles Rams? Speculation is centered on offense-minded guys like Patriots’ Offensive Coordinator Josh McDaniels, University of Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh, coach-turned-broadcaster Jon Gruden, and Detroit Lions’ O.C. Jim Bob Cooter. ***If Jim Bob Cooter doesn’t get the nod, I’m taking … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Start your Wednesday morning with Santa’s newest helper, Elvis on the Shelf. Jimmy Buffet wants to go into space and is singing about it. Your Foreign Exchange Listener is back on the phone to talk about this week’s Star Wars opening. Casey Christmas is down to number eleven in his Shopping Days Countdown. And Wednesday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 14, 2016
A Maren Morris parody is about those fortunate people who receive the gift of a new luxury car with a big red bow for Christmas. Donald Trump is back and he’s joining the boycott of Kellogg’s cereal. A Fake Movie Trailer is for the new horror film “Incarnate.” Barack Obama talks about having to train … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 2, 2016
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, October 11, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners THE FIGHT TO RELEASE … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, October 11, 2016
UCN Written Prep Monday, October 10, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners SUNDAY … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, October 10, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, October 7, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, October 7, 2016