A venomous spider can help men in the bedroom. Russia is going to the moon. The Loch Ness monster is being hunted and doesn’t like it. Artificial Intelligence will take over as psychics. Then Dad Joke and the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 14, 2023
Haunted Mansion is a movie this week, and so is another ride at Disney. Mastercard doesn’t work for weed. Bugs are good for you! Sports Kid is back and also Dad Joke and the Joe Biden Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 28, 2023
The street is hot enough to grill. Trader Joe’s is selling cookies with rocks. Congress is investigating UFOs. The MFer of the week is X. Then Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 27, 2023
The Twitter Bird is speaking out about being fired. A weather reporter is very hot on the street. Wine can make you look younger. The boss is back with your Midweek Motivation. Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 26, 2023
Barbie is the biggest thing ever at the Box Office, and now you can bring home your own Barbie! Jeff Bezos ponders “X”. People use dumb remedies on TikTok. Menthol Meredith is on about Vanna White. Then Morning Shower Thoughts give way to Joe Biden on your phone line. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 25, 2023
Scientists say we only need to shower 2 days a week. Harry and Meghan may split??!?! El Nino is tired of being blamed for the weather.But that weather is affecting our Prosecco Princess. Then Dad Joke leads to the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 24, 2023
The best place to see all your favorite stars is The Picket Line. The record heat requires new weather words. If you want Freedom, you want this new fast food restaurant. Then we have three generations of bits to round out the day: Sports Kid, Dad Joke, and President Grandpa. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 21, 2023
Twitter has become a wasteland. People are moving back to the cities. We make a hero out of people who still have AOl email. Morgan Freeman apologizes for parents on Tik Tok. The Weinermobile changed its name. And we round out our Monday with a Dad Joke and Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 22, 2023
Come down off the Easter sugar high with an Easter Hangover song parody. It’s spring break for a lot of students, even Kindergarteners. Elon Musk is no longer the richest. And then Baby Birds talk, Robot Waiters Speak, Dads joke and Cheech and Chong deliver the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 10, 2023
The Super Mario Bros. Movie is open. Our Real American Hero is a competitive egg painter. Santa has some comments about Easter. Jeff Bezon is making fun of Elon. Then Sports Kid, Dad Joke and Joe Biden’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 7, 2023