Songs are about looking back at last year and all the debt we’ve incurred from Christmas. Morgan returns with a mea culpa for 2022. Football’s most miserable fans battle it out. Some people are guaranteed to have a worse New Year than you. Dad Joke drops the ball. And your cannabis correspondents make resolutions. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 3, 2022
Schedule Note: With Friday being the observed New Year’s holiday, today’s post will be the final one of the week…and the year. The next full DailyPost will be published Sunday night for Monday, January 3rd. The entire UCN and United Stations staff wishes you a wonderful and safe New Year’s! Sing about the risk of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 30 & Friday, December 31, 2021
Sing a holiday song about this horrible year. Ozzy Osbourne is getting into the NFT business. A new study of sex and the female brain gets Mansplained. And Dad jokes about New Year’s Eve. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 29, 2021
A song parody is about Spider-Man’s billions. Turn canceled flights into an exciting new game show. Menthol Meredith talks about this weird week. And Joe Biden thought up some snappy comebacks to “Let’s Go Brandon.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 28, 2021
We’re providing a pared-down offering this week between Christmas and New Years. Sing about the man who carts away all your Christmas junk. Salute the man who returns all his gifts. Morgan issues a mea culpa for Christmas music. And Dad Jokes about the dangers of playing Peek-a-Boo. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 27, 2021
UCN HOLIDAY SCHEDULE NOTE: With Christmas Eve being an official holiday, this DailyPost is for Thursday 12-23 and Friday 12-24. The next post will publish Sunday evening. Merry Christmas to all!!! Song parodies are about traffic and last minute shopping. We finish off the Beasties countdown. Dr. Fauci comments on our shrinking attention spans. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 23 & Friday, December 24, 2021
A NOTE ABOUT UCN’s HOLIDAY SCHEDULE: Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve are official holidays for United Stations staff. Therefore, there will be no DailyPost for Friday 12-24 or Friday 12-31. And we’ll be offering scaled-back posts during the week between Christmas and New Years. UCN will be back to full strength with the DailyPost … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 22, 2021
Sing a song about Spider-Man spoilers. We updated the Hook Bed from yesterday’s Beastie Boys parody. James Bond gets the Spider-Man treatment. Fling your cat out of the tree. Menthol Meredith talks about Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone to chat about the candy cane shortage. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Songs are about Apes getting the COVID vaccine and a new beer made with Cadbury Creme Eggs. Mr. Mullet is Real American Hero. Enjoy sausage made with celebrities. Women’s History Month is “Womansplained.” Monopoly is the subject of a Morning Shower Thought. And The Weekly Weed News reports on Seth Rogen’s new business venture. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, March 8, 2021
Sing along with parodies about planes falling apart and kissing your dog more than your spouse. Eyeglass wearers are less likely to get COVID. Is that cocaine on your corn flakes? Relax with a Morning Shower Thought. Meredith is all in on Free Britney. And President Biden is on the line for your weekly chat. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 23, 2021