Pump up the volume on a Friday. Mike Tyson should be a flight attendant. Don’t secretly dose your wedding guests. Disney cranks up the war with Florida. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden knows what he’s talking about. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 22, 2022
Sing about probing Uranus. Speaking of Uranus, Jeff Bezos wants to explore it. Advertising is taking over baseball. Yoga pants for men will unfortunately become a reality. Get a lesson in woke math. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time once again to Mashup The News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 21, 2022
Sing along with song parodies about the end of masks on airplanes and Tucker Carlson’s eyebrow-raising documentary. Bits are about your secret Wordle word. Scottish people are the best lovers in the world. Testicle tanning is the newest manly trend. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains medical marijuana on 4-20. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 20, 2022
A “Whip It” parody is about the edit button coming to Twitter. Jeff Bezos is in a space race. Morgan apologizes for season premieres. A Lucky Charms spokesman calls a press conference. Menthol Meredith files her taxes. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden reports on the White House Easter Egg Roll. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 19, 2022
Sing about leftover Jelly Beans and the income tax deadline. Air a promo for a Republican-approved Presidential Debate. Old people are getting tattoos. Hear from that unfound Easter Egg. Dad Joke Theater returns and Cheech and Chong report on new statistics out of Colorado. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 18, 2022
Sing about the…start of the USFL season?!? Jeff Bezos reacts to Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover attempt. Youth Sports Officials are Real American Heroes. Take heed of another Last Minute Tax Tip. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden gets pooped on by a bird. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 15, 2022
Dance to the high gas prices. Morgan Freeman is sorry about the Caps Lock key. Test for COVID and STDs. Break the chain of being an a**hole. Check out another helpful Last Minute Tax Tip. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News once more. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 14, 2022
The Easter Bunny is the subject of a new country parody. A lazy Easter egg hider is a Real American Hero. Jeff Bezos dines with Kim K. There’s murder in the Metaverse. Heed another Last Minute Tax Tip. Dad Joke Theater misses an exit. And Barney explains taxes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 13, 2022
Sing about Marshmallow Peeps. Morgan Freeman apologizes for NASA. One of the last remaining Kmarts has an announcement. Get a last minute tax tip. Menthol Meredith is ready for the end of Lent. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden wants to chat about Ketanji Brown Jackson. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 12, 2022
If you work at home you work more than 9 to 5. Bezos is building a space hotel. Get a last minute tax tip. Become a Walmart trucker. Enjoy lab grown exotic meat. Dad Joke Theater is back and Cheech and Chong report on Chuck Schumer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 11, 2022