Sing about how it’s already June! Complaining about summer makes you a Real American Hero. Don’t cancel plans, send an inflatable version of yourself instead. Tom Cruise will do more 80s sequels. Get a new Gas Saving Tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains why mom is so hot for Tom Cruise. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, June 1, 2022
Gnarls Barkley sings about starting the week on a Tuesday. Jeff Bezos wants to work the land. Save on gas like a Real American Hero. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your beach bod. Meredith hates wedding season. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden tries to remember Memorial Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Programming Note: In observance of Memorial Day, the next new DailyPost will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, May 31st. On behalf of the entire UCN staff and United Stations Radio Networks, we’d like to wish you all a happy and healthy Memorial Day. A Sam Hunt parody is about holiday traffic. The Muppets sing … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 27 & Monday, May 30, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TODAY’S THE DAY WE CELEBRATE TAKING CARE OF OUR SKIN Today is National Sunscreen Day.*** ***After two tears … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, May 27th & Monday, May 30th 2022
Songs are about being sick of Tom Cruise and the new baby boom. The start of summer means it’s time to stay indoors and stream. The Depp-Heard trial is a conspiracy. Climate change is making you lose sleep. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 26, 2022
Sing about college graduates moving back home. Try a new tip to save gas. Learn about stand up comedians. Tucker asks about the start of summer. Happy birthday to a certain adult website. Dad jokes after bedtime. And Barney warns kids about social media addiction. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, May 25, 2022
We start with 2 song parodies about the explosion of COVID cases and how the week before a 3 day weekend is long. Will Jeff Bezos run for office? We have an ED cure for aging Top Guns. Menthol Meredith crushes it. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden talks about being checked out. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, May 24, 2022
Songs are about needing that Monday morning coffee and trying to avoid Monkeypox. Your dirty jeans have something to say. The Central Park birdwatcher gets a TV show. A study on hugging gets Mansplained. Dad Jokes about air fresheners and the Weekly Weed News reports on inflation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, May 23, 2022
Sing about not participating in Bike To Work Day. Morgan apologizes for 2022. Gas Pumps need re-programmers. DC dumps Amber Heard. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden tries to reassure Americans. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, May 20, 2022
Songs are about the annual cost of gas and the plus-sized SI swimsuit model. Netflix has a special way of laying off workers. Harrison Ford tries to star in the Yellowstone prequel. The Greatest Show on Earth is back with no animals. Contemplate another Shower Thought and Mashup the latest news. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, May 19, 2022