A frustrated dad can’t buy Taylor Swift tickets. Mariah Carey competes in a Game of Thrones. Earbuds are very noise-canceling. Tarantino takes on TV. And Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 18, 2022
Sing about Thanksgiving at your in-laws. Ticketmaster is the place for Taylor Swift tix. Trump versus Biden is a bad idea for a sequel. Crazy Cat Lady communicates with her kitties. Keri Lake is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 17, 2022
Lady Gaga sings about the world’s population. Cranberry Sauce Makers are heroes. Alexa needs a job. Jay Leno gives an update. Lift the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains the World Cup. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 16, 2022
Jeff Bezos sings and talks about giving away his fortune. Boomers are addicted to their smartphones. Move over FTX. Menthol Meredith wants to live at the airport. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden’s on the phone from the G20. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 15, 2022
Take yourself to Coffeetown. Pizza is a drug. Tom and Gisele are neighbors. Santa’s on a budget. People talk about Twitter. Dad Joke Theater returns. Cheech and Chong wrap up the election. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 14, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES IT’S YOUR DAY, PICKLE FANS Today is National Pickle Day.*** ***Without getting too graphic, … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 14th, 2022
Gen Z avoids Happy Hour with work friends. Jeff Bezos is sad. Putin gets translated. Adidas rebrands Yeezys. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden confuses the red wave. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 11, 2022
Sing a holiday song about delayed election results. Jeff Bezos teams up with another celeb. Offended By Everything Guy leaves a new message. Karens have their own support group. Elon Musk is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts and Mash up the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 10, 2022
Chris Evans is Too Sexy. Morgan on delayed election results. There are Real American Heroes in the produce aisle. Smokey Bear warns about something other than fire. Help save electricity. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains election deniers. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 9, 2022
A tune about Voting Time. A final pair of attack ads. Twitter re-recruits. Suggestions for old lottery tickets. Meredith on the Midterms. Morning Shower Thoughts. And Joe Biden forgets what Tuesday is. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 8, 2022