Monday morning is a real Twisted Sister. Jeff Bezos is shooting Pete Davidson into orbit. Sex is loud in NYC. The price of gas is going to be a horror show. Start training for St. Patrick’s Day. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a small state with big cannabis dreams. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 7, 2022
A Ghostbusters parody is about high gas prices. Evil Jeff Bezos is putting more stores out of business. Learn the origins of The Bat Boy. There’s a new pain medication. Sports Kid returns with a new actor. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden finally addresses his hecklers. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 4, 2022
President Zelensky is too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes for expensive toothpaste. The Baseball Commissioner speaks. Russia gets its own Batman. Disney works blue. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the news gets mashed up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 3, 2022
Sing along with adults who are afraid of the dark. There’s a new Russian credit card. Nostalgia reduces pain. Neil Diamond sells out. Carjackings are getting younger. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the baseball lockout. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 2, 2022
Green Day canceled a concert in Moscow thanks to a certain Russian Idiot. Ukraine President Zelensky is sexy and now men can smell like him. Give up Russian Vodka for Lent. Foreigners are taking jobs from American actors. Menthol Meredith joins the Russian Vodka boycott. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden prepares for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 1, 2022
Songs are about a sucky Monday and the MLB lockout. Jeff Bezos talks about a certain bald, evil villain. Southwest Airlines has a new feature. What kind of beer do the Amish drink? Dad Joke Theater returns. And Weekly Weed News reports from the Metaverse. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 28, 2022
Production Note: Please accept our apologies, but due to circumstances beyond our control, there will be no weekly Sports Kid in this DailyPost. We regret the inconvenience and apologize for the late notice. Sports Kid will return next week. Sing along about it being Finally Friday. Play the game of Risk like Putin. Crazy Cat … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 25, 2022
Sing about Vladimir Putin and being stalked by Airtags. Speed up the Oscars. Check out the Saudi Golf League. Pronounce celebrity names correctly. Shower Thoughts are back. And we mash up this week’s news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 24, 2022
Britney sings about having to write a book. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of Numbers. Scooby Doo takes Viagra. Get help for your Wordle addiction. The US Women’s Soccer Team gets equal pay and a Mansplaining lesson. Dad Joke Theater is back in the spotlight. And Barney explains Trucker Protests. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 23, 2022
Songs are about Twos Day 2-22-22 and a very painful Olympic injury. Jeff Bezos has words about Elon Musk’s treatment of monkeys. A 6 year old talks about a new vegetable study. Menthol Meredith is ready to start cruising again. Morning Shower thoughts are back. And Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 22, 2022