A Paul Simon parody is about the return of polio. There’s a cat food-inspired eatery in NYC. Twisted Sister isn’t just for political rallies. See Shark Week in person. Joe Rogan makes headlines. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains shark attacks to your little ones. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 3, 2022
Taylor Swift loves to be a celebrity polluter. Jeff Bezos wishes he was on the celebrity polluter list. Morgan Freeman apologizes for chicken wing-flavored lip gloss. A new Star Wars series is coming. Menthol Meredith quits her job. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden talks about his poll numbers. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 2, 2022
Sing about the start of August. Halloween candy will be in short supply. Give some tips to the big Mega Millions winner. Be proud of your ugly feet. Help fight inflation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News is potent. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 1, 2022
A song parody is about what parents do when the kids are at camp. Arnold Schwarzenegger likes to cut one in his co-stars’ faces. Quidditch goes woke. Time to move on from trying to get a summer bod. Give a voice to lost luggage. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we Mashup the News once more. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 21, 2022
Two parody songs are about heat waves and a new Japanese napping technology. Don McClean’s famous song is being made into a feature film. Dr. Fauci announces his retirement. Morgan apologizes for your sweaty rear end. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains an incident at Sesame Street Place. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 20, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners THE HEAT WAVE CONTINUES Dangerous temperatures continue to scorch the U.S.*** ***It’s so hot in Idaho, potatoes are coming … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, July 20th, 2022
Smashmouth sings about the All Star Game. Inflation has hit loaves of bread. J.Lo is married…again. Being woke makes you tired. Menthol Meredith talks about the Bennifer wedding. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And President Biden is steady on his feet. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 19, 2022
Sharks have been sighted in New York, New York. Jeff Bezos wants you to lick his head. Wordle is now a board game. There’s a Shark Week alternative. Unvaxxed MLB Players can’t go to Canada. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong report on the NYPD. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 18, 2022
Tone Loc wants you to have a Funky Summer Weekend. A quirky beachgoer is a Real American Hero. Ads are coming to Netflix. You can put your face on an action figure. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden wishes a Hollywood icon a happy birthday. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 15, 2022
Don Henley is singing about getting his stolen lyrics back. Inflation is bonkers, so offer another tip. BMW is selling subscriptions. Jill Biden teaches Spanish. A new Emmy Awards show honors broadcast TV. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 14, 2022