A Luke Bryan song is parodied about a stinky new rule coming for hikers. Jeff Bezos talks more about Elon Musk’s takeover of Twitter and then we hear from Elon himself. Amber Heard has a new line of linens. Times Square will soon look like Las Vegas. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 27, 2022
A “Can’t Stop the Feeling!” parody is all about sneezing. Your neighbor with the noisy wind chimes is a Real American Hero. Google is going woke. Tucker Carlson has more questions. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Coachella. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden appeals to our nation’s youth. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 26, 2022
Songs are about getting up on a Monday and how old people are happiest. Mike Tyson has a new airline. Stranger Things gets a budget cut. The culture wars come to Disney’s Star Wars. Dad Joke Theater returns and the Weekly Weed News reports on Wall Street. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 25, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners TOPICAL JOKES JUST WHAT OUR PHONES NEED – MORE ATTENTION Today is National Telephone Day.*** ***It used to … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, April 25th, 2022
Pump up the volume on a Friday. Mike Tyson should be a flight attendant. Don’t secretly dose your wedding guests. Disney cranks up the war with Florida. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden knows what he’s talking about. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 22, 2022
Sing about probing Uranus. Speaking of Uranus, Jeff Bezos wants to explore it. Advertising is taking over baseball. Yoga pants for men will unfortunately become a reality. Get a lesson in woke math. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time once again to Mashup The News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 21, 2022
Sing along with song parodies about the end of masks on airplanes and Tucker Carlson’s eyebrow-raising documentary. Bits are about your secret Wordle word. Scottish people are the best lovers in the world. Testicle tanning is the newest manly trend. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains medical marijuana on 4-20. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 20, 2022
A “Whip It” parody is about the edit button coming to Twitter. Jeff Bezos is in a space race. Morgan apologizes for season premieres. A Lucky Charms spokesman calls a press conference. Menthol Meredith files her taxes. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden reports on the White House Easter Egg Roll. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 19, 2022
Sing about leftover Jelly Beans and the income tax deadline. Air a promo for a Republican-approved Presidential Debate. Old people are getting tattoos. Hear from that unfound Easter Egg. Dad Joke Theater returns and Cheech and Chong report on new statistics out of Colorado. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 18, 2022
Sing about the…start of the USFL season?!? Jeff Bezos reacts to Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover attempt. Youth Sports Officials are Real American Heroes. Take heed of another Last Minute Tax Tip. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden gets pooped on by a bird. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 15, 2022