It’s the last weekend before the big day! Save big on the 12 Days of Christmas. Help hire the next Superman. Open the Advent Calendar. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the POTUS Address are all back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 16, 2022
Adam Sandler sings about the Mark Twain Prize and a Christmas song is about AirTags. Reviews are in for Avatar. Sam Bankman-Fried is an MFer. Open the Advent Calendar. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 15, 2022
Sing a Christmas chaos carol. Morgan apologizes for stressful jobs. Avatar has a holiday special. Housework gets Mansplained. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains food waste. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 14, 2022
Sing about drunken Santa-themed bar crawls. Jeff Bezos comments on Elon’s pronouns. You’re drinking too much water. Open the Advent Calendar. Menthol Meredith decorates for Christmas. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. And Joe Biden reacts to a new poll. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 13, 2022
Disney’s dress code is fully enforced. Inflatable Santa speaks. Weighted blankets work. You’re family at Olive Garden. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And the Weekly Weed News files a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 12, 2022
Careful at the Office Party. Putin is translated. Morgan is sorry for your toilet. The Advent Calendar is new. The Sports Kid reports. Dad Joke Theater returns. The POTUS lauds gas prices. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 9, 2022
A man sings about not wanting to work. Give the perfect “stalking” stuffer. Ben & Jerry have been in the laboratory. Open the Advent Calendar. Philly sports fans are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 8, 2022
Winter Coating is the newest thing. Jeff Bezos defends his preschool. Morgan apologizes for the GOAT’s filthy mouth. Bob Ross is a robot. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney warns children about working. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 7, 2022
America ranks second to last in paid time off. Santa’s not just for kids. Move over Harry & Meghan. Open another door on the Advent Calendar. Menthol Meredith is back along with a new Morning Shower Thought and a call from the President. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Eulogize our World Cup hopes. Indiana Jones endorses soap. Liam Neeson is the next NYC Rat Czar. Talk to Baby Yoda. Open the advent calendar. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly World News files a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 5, 2022