4-20 is Cannabis Christmas. Morgan nearly apologizes for Fox News. The CEO of Bud Light speaks. Working children have their own TV show. Draymond Green is a MFer again. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News once more. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 20, 2023 →

Sing about a prison next to Disney World. Pick up after your kids instead of tweeting. David’s Bridal has deals. George Santos seeks another term. The Boss sends words of motivation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the Disney Prison. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 19, 2023 →

The new Little Mermaid is long. Budweiser tries a new ad campaign. Honey Traps get Mansplained. Clint Eastwood is making a new movie. Menthol Meredith talks about her weekend. Morning Shower Thoughts return and President Biden has a plan to plug the leaks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 18, 2023 →

Sing about Hating Monday and the Sunday Scaries that precede it. Jeff Bezos loses out on the Commanders. Morgan apologizes for Spring Break. Kids are getting cell phones very young. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed news tees up a story. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 17, 2023 →

Sing about the sound of potholes. Harry Potter comes to TV. Ask your doctor about Misinformation. Captain Marvel tries standup. Sports Kid has the latest. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden is in Ireland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 14, 2023 →

It’s the season to pay taxes. Say goodbye to Tupperware. Fyre Fest 2 is coming. Arnold will fill your potholes. Robot Police Dogs are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 13, 2023 →

On Hump Day you’re Halfway Through Hell. Bud Light has a new ad campaign. Morgan Freeman is sorry for phone charging stations. Timothee Chalamet is Bob Dylan. The Boss delivers his motivational message. Dad Jokes about chickens at the gym. And Barney explains Tech Neck. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 12, 2023 →

If he asks you to suck his tongue, say “Hell no, Dalai!” Global Warming is a home run! Jeff Bezos’ super yacht is delivered. Ozempic has another competitor. Menthol Meredith streams. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden teases his reelection run. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 11, 2023 →

“Friends” is offensive. Dumb Phones are all the rage. OJ Simpson is not helping. Hell’s Kitchen is stripped down. The Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 31, 2023 →

Green Day sings about Opening Day. There’s a superstore for fishing cheaters. Christina Aguilera sells sex aids. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Big Egg. Levis are this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 30, 2023 →