Welcome to the Jungle of Monday morning. The Oscars will be protected. Jeff Bezos will bury you. Morgan Freeman apologizes for unused gift cards. Cocaine Bear gets a sequel. Dad Joke Theater returns and the Weekly Weed News reports on Spotted Owls. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 27, 2023
There’s a proposed dog law in Florida. Regale a new Real American Hero. There are no non-stupid people at one pizza joint. Cure Subscription Fatigue. The Sports Kid files a report. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden is falling up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 24, 2023
Sorry to say it’s Only Thursday. Cola gives you balls. Vladimir Putin is drafting college students. Restaurants are becoming Netflix. The TV Weatherman is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 23, 2023
Sing about Lent. Morgan is sorry for your 5 Day Workweek. America gets divorced. Don Lemon is Mansplained. Flaco the Eagle-Owl gets a nature documentary. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains nuclear proliferation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 22, 2023
The Oompa Loompas go woke. Jeff Bezos wants everyone back in the office. ChatGPT wrote a bit (seriously). Bernie Sanders takes a competency test. Menthol Meredith battles through cold season. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden reports on his visit to Ukraine. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Wish Abraham Lincoln a Happy Birthday. Pay tribute to past presidents and help one in particular sell mattresses. Balloons have something to say. Tiger Woods picks up a new endorsement deal. Dad Joke Theater is back and the Weekly Weed News reports on Twitter’s newest advertisers. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 20, 2023
Pet Shop Boys sing about the weekend. The crimes against Cadbury Eggs get worse. Vladimir Putin is translated. There’s a new pill to treat binging. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater Returns. And Joe Biden takes a cognition test. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 17, 2023
Ghosting is the preferred way to break up. Elvis’ jet is part of a new airline. Netflix has discovered a sport more boring than golf. The male “pill” gets mansplained. Barney the Dinosaur is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 16, 2023
Americans don’t take vacation like they used to. Jeff Bezos introduces his driverless taxi. The new Super Bowl swag has arrived in Ethiopia. Metallic Balloons are coming. Put an old twist on the new “He Gets Us” ads. Dad Joke Theater is back and Barney explains himself! Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 15, 2023
On Valentine’s Day, all we need is love…and gifts. Get your Valentine a special balloon or the home version of her favorite movie. Help save the Super Bowl Ads. Menthol Meredith comments on Rihanna. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Joe Biden talks about those mysterious objects in the sky. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 14, 2023