Two parody songs are about heat waves and a new Japanese napping technology. Don McClean’s famous song is being made into a feature film. Dr. Fauci announces his retirement. Morgan apologizes for your sweaty rear end. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains an incident at Sesame Street Place. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 20, 2022
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Today’s One-Liners THE HEAT WAVE CONTINUES Dangerous temperatures continue to scorch the U.S.*** ***It’s so hot in Idaho, potatoes are coming … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, July 20th, 2022
Smashmouth sings about the All Star Game. Inflation has hit loaves of bread. J.Lo is married…again. Being woke makes you tired. Menthol Meredith talks about the Bennifer wedding. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And President Biden is steady on his feet. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 19, 2022
Sharks have been sighted in New York, New York. Jeff Bezos wants you to lick his head. Wordle is now a board game. There’s a Shark Week alternative. Unvaxxed MLB Players can’t go to Canada. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong report on the NYPD. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 18, 2022
Tone Loc wants you to have a Funky Summer Weekend. A quirky beachgoer is a Real American Hero. Ads are coming to Netflix. You can put your face on an action figure. The Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden wishes a Hollywood icon a happy birthday. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 15, 2022
Don Henley is singing about getting his stolen lyrics back. Inflation is bonkers, so offer another tip. BMW is selling subscriptions. Jill Biden teaches Spanish. A new Emmy Awards show honors broadcast TV. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mashup the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 14, 2022
Nickelback sings about the amazing space telescope photographs. Pay tribute to the Real Heroes of Prime Day. Vladimir Putin has a new title. Keep politics out of your family vacation. Fight Inflation with a new tip. Raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. And Barney explains the vastness of space to children. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 13, 2022
Soon there will be chicken bones in your “Chicken Fried”. Jeff Bezos celebrates Prime Day. There’s weed killer in your wee wee. Now YOU can buy Twitter. Menthol Meredith reacts to Elon Musk pulling out of the deal. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s people are creating a safe environment for him. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 12, 2022
A Don Henley parody is all about caffeine. Don’t travel to Tijuana. What if sharks could talk? A Millennial thanks a Gen Z’er. The Crazy Cat Lady is more or less happy. Step aside Dad, it’s time for a Mom joke. Cheech and Chong file a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 11, 2022
A Christmas tune is about the return of the Running of the Bulls. Morgan Freeman is sorry about Nancy Pelosi’s bosom. Donald Trump is a rock star. The Sports Kid is back. Raise the curtain on another Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden delivers his Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 8, 2022