In times like these, paranoid conspiracy theorists are everywhere. But even those weirdos need a good breakfast with a new cereal called Conspiracy Nuts and Flakes! Spring Cleaning is the focus of a brand new installment of His and Her Diaries. We’ve got a show open about the annual cost of owning a car – … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday Night’s TV Soundbites: CBS: Survivor Fans vs. Favorites Fox: American Idol TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea Comedy Central: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report DailyShow – CNN reports an arrest has been made Colbert – Suspicions AmIdol – Theme AmIdol – Pre-show announcement AmIdol – Candice Birth Year AmIdol – Candice Glover 1 AmIdol – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, April 18, 2013
Ozzy and Sharon have separated. Are the Osbournes done for good? Ozzy says no, but still stopped by the UCN studios to sing about his marital woes. If you plan to take a pot vacation to Colorado or Washington, there’s a certain gnome from a well-know travel site just waiting to book it for you. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Tuesday Night’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Splash, Dancing with the Stars Fox: Hell’s Kitchen NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan Comedy Central: Jon Stewart (guest: Tom Cruise) Conan – The Learning Channel Conan – A study with no foundation Conan – iFlush Splash -Recap and Preview Splash – Hosts take a dive Splash – One contestant leaves … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims of the tragic bombing at Monday’s Boston Marathon. While It is difficult to think about comedy in light of such a tragic event and while it will be difficult to carry on as usual Tuesday morning, we have decided to release Tuesday’s UCN bits and leave it … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Monday Night’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan Bravo: Real Housewives DWTS – Somber pre-show announcement DWTS – Recap and Preview DWTS – Mapping Ingos belt DWTS – Len gets schooled on Jacobys feet Voice – Phase 2 starts Voice … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Yippe Ki Yay…it’s tax day! We’ve got a parody of a tradition country song for all the procrastinators out there. Mr. Smarty Pant drops by with some less-than-helpful background information on the US tax code. Jane Seymour is jumping on the breast milk jewelry bandwagon with an extension of her Open Hearts brand. Monday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 15, 2013
This Weekend’s TV Soundbites: CBS: Amazing Race Fox: Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad NBC: Saturday Night Live, All-Star Celebrity Apprentice MTV: The 2013 MTV Movie Awards SNL – Bipartisan gun control SNL – Miguel SNL – WU Accidental Racist SNL – Once again Miguel AmzRace – Recap AmzRace – Theme AmzRace – The Northface of … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, April 15, 2013
The non-sanctioned Sesame Street characters in Times Square have been making headlines by harassing tourists. We’d love to see them host their own kids show! The new films “Scary Movie 5” and “42” are in theaters and we’ve got some fake trailers. Next up is a show open that focused on The Masters. Barack Obama’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 12, 2013
Thursday Night’s TV Soundbites: Fox: American Idol and Glee NBC: Community (Guest: Jason Alexander), Parks & Recreation, The Office FX: Anger Management (Lindsay Lohan) TBS: Conan Conan – Charlie Sheen is back Conan – Sheen and the last 2 years Conan – Herbal Sheen AmIdol – Theme with Montage intro AmIdol – Top 6 Theme … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, April 12, 2013