We’ve got a promo for the new MTV reality show about virgins. The enormous Fatberg in the London sewer system is making headlines and we’ve got an exclusive! Next up is a recording of how Chris Hansen got fired from “To Catch of Predator.” Parody Jeremy has a new National Anthem to sing before baseball … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Audio from Tuesday’s TV: ABC: Extreme Weight Loss Fox: So You Think You Can Dance NBC: America’s Got Talent, Tonight Show (Guest: Barack Obama) TBS: Conan Conan – New owner Conan – Bomb Scare XtWtLoss – Open XtWtLoss – The Client XtWtLoss – Chris eats her breakfast XtWtLoss – Old issues re-surface XtWtLoss – From … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, August 7, 2013
We’ve got a new Enzyte parody about the A-Rod suspension that serves as a warning to young players. A new book stars a very gay Batman and we created a new theme song. It’s Shark Week, and a fun shark-themed Show Open awaits you. Barack Obama is on the phone to talk about his birthday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Audio from Monday’s TV: ABC: The Bachelorette finale Bravo: Real Housewives TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea (with Lindsay Lohan) Chelsea – Guest host Lindsay Lohan Bachelorette – Recap and Preview Bachelorette – Still bummed about being dumped Bachelorette – Chris and Drew in it to win it Bachelorette – The question Bachelorette – Des seeks advice … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, August 6, 2013
UCN Written Prep Monday, August 5, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, August 5, 2013
Bill Clinton refutes the National Enquirer’s Monica Lewinsky “sex tape”. Football Films chimes in about no tackling in NFL training camps. Mr. Smarty Pants sheds light on steroids. Monday is National Underwear Day. We’ve got 3 fresh Show Sweepers. And we finish off the post with an edgy Odd Couple intro with Paula Deen and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 5, 2013
Audio from the Weekend’s TV: CBS: Big Brother HBO: True Blood, Newsroom Showtime: Dexter Bravo: Real Housewives E!: Kardashians RHONJ – Recap and Open RHONJ – Trust issues RHONJ – Teresa v Jacqueline BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – GinaMarie pretty sure she’s HOH BigBro15 – Nomination ceremony BigBro15 – Nomination reax Kardashian … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, August 5, 2013
A Happy Friday to all! Next week begins Shark Week and we welcome it with a Macklemore song parody. The MLB is about to hand down severe punishments to players using PEDs. And for all the little tykes who still look up to them, there’s a new line of kids’ vitamins. We’ve got fake trailers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 2, 2013
Audio from Thursday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother NBC: Hollywood Game Night FX: Anger Management TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea Bravo: Watch What Happens Live BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – Spencer vs Amanda BigBro15 – Closing arguments BigBro15 – Howard evicted BigBro15 – Howard vs Racism BigBro15 – Goodbye messages AngerMgt – Ericas Secret … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, August 2, 2013
Lindsay’s out of rehab and we’re looking ahead to when she goes right back in with the song parody called The Relapse Countdown. Chinese researchers have grown a tooth from stem cells in urine. Soon this same science will be the active ingredient in Pisterine. Sex Addiction has been proven to be total bunk. That’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 31, 2013