Audio from the Weekend’s TV: CBS: Big Brother HBO: True Blood, Newsroom Showtime: Dexter Bravo: Real Housewives E!: Kardashians RHONJ – Recap and Open RHONJ – Trust issues RHONJ – Teresa v Jacqueline BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – GinaMarie pretty sure she’s HOH BigBro15 – Nomination ceremony BigBro15 – Nomination reax Kardashian … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, August 5, 2013
A Happy Friday to all! Next week begins Shark Week and we welcome it with a Macklemore song parody. The MLB is about to hand down severe punishments to players using PEDs. And for all the little tykes who still look up to them, there’s a new line of kids’ vitamins. We’ve got fake trailers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 2, 2013
Audio from Thursday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother NBC: Hollywood Game Night FX: Anger Management TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea Bravo: Watch What Happens Live BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – Spencer vs Amanda BigBro15 – Closing arguments BigBro15 – Howard evicted BigBro15 – Howard vs Racism BigBro15 – Goodbye messages AngerMgt – Ericas Secret … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, August 2, 2013
Lindsay’s out of rehab and we’re looking ahead to when she goes right back in with the song parody called The Relapse Countdown. Chinese researchers have grown a tooth from stem cells in urine. Soon this same science will be the active ingredient in Pisterine. Sex Addiction has been proven to be total bunk. That’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Audio from Tuesday’s TV: ABC: Extreme Weight Loss Fox: So You Think You Can Dance NBC: America’s Got Talent TBS: Conan E: Chelsea Chelsea – Health addict Simon Cowell XtWtLoss – Open XtWtLoss – The Client XtWtLoss – Chantell seems excited XtWtLoss – Final weigh in SYTYCD – Theme SYTYCD – Guest judge Anna Kendrick … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Hillary Clinton’s life is the subject of an upcoming miniseries on NBC. Bill and Hillary are poised at the piano to sing the theme song. Naked and Afraid is the newest survival show and we thought Anthony Weiner would make a great participant. The first-ever test tube burger will soon go on sale at a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Audio from Monday’s TV: ABC: The Bachelorette CBS: Under the Dome Bravo:: Real Housewives TBS: Conan E:Chelsea Bachelorette – Preview Bachelorette – Things sound good Bachelorette – The sound begins to change Bachelorette – Brooks dumps Des Bachelorette – To Love Somebody RHOC – Recap and open RHOC – Gretchen proposes to Slade RHOC – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Taco Bell may have discontinued its Kid’s Meal, but they’ve got a whole new menu with a similar sounding name. Honey Boo Boo is retiring from beauty pageants and she’s on the phone to tell you what’s next. We’ve got three new fake movie trailers for The Wolverine, The To Do List, and Blue Jasmine. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 26, 2013
Audio from Thursday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother Fox: The Hell’s Kitchen season finale TBS: Conan E: Chelsea Comedy: Daily Show/Colbert Colbert – Town Crier BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – Aaryn vs Elissa BigBro15 – Closing arguments BigBro15 – Kaitlin evicted BigBro15 – Goodbye messages BigBro15 – A new HOH BigBro15 – Fan … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, July 26, 2013
Anthony Weiner likes to used the name Carlos Danger when sending illicit texts and we think that name sounds like the The Most Perverted Man in the World. London’s Town Crier stops by your show with updates about the Royal Baby. Jay Leno is back on the line with new monologue jokes. Parody Jeremy has … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July, 25, 2013