Tuesday Night’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Splash, Dancing with the Stars Fox: Hell’s Kitchen NBC: The Voice E!: Chelsea MTV: Kesha’s Crazy Beautiful Life Voice – Intro Voice – Cathia vs Mary Miranda Voice – Battle winner Voice – Usher for the save Chelsea – Whoopee Splash – Recap Splash – Kareem gets schooled by … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Reese Witherspoon has apologized for her drunken run-in with police. We think she should capitalize on this episode by lending her voice and attitude to a GPS device. Monday was Earth Day. But now that it’s Tuesday everyone is back to their old bad habits and we’ve got a show open all about it. Pong … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Monday Night’s TV Soundbites: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: Rules of Engagement Bravo: Real Housewives NBC: The Voice Comedy Central: Stewart/Colbert RulesOE – Bachelor Party RulesOE – Theme RulesOE – Stuck on the subway RulesOE – A mural for the Baby’s room DWTS – Stevie Wonder Night DWTS – The Remaining Stars DWTS – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Looking to wish someone a happy Earth Day? Al Gore’s Earth Day Cards are the answer. Twitter’s new music service is here. Our fake ad shows how Twitter Music comes up a little short. Mr. Smarty Pants stops by to explain the complicated process of making the NFL season schedule. Friday is Girl Scout Leaders … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, April 22, 2013
This Weekend’s TV Soundbites: CBS: Amazing Race NBC: All-Star Celebrity Apprentice AMC: Mad Men HBO: Game of Thrones Apprentice – Recap Apprentice – Theme Apprentice – The task Apprentice – The Managers Apprentice – Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Gary Busey Apprentice – The Winners Apprentice – Brandi Fired Apprentice – Fired but still helping charity … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, April 22, 2013
We start your Friday morning off with an allergy anthem that’s a parody of Craig Campbell’s “Outta My Head.” Next up, Ozzy Osbourne is ready to take your call and give you the latest on his separation from Sharon. Tom Cruise’s “Oblivion” is this weekend’s big box office release and we’ve got two fake trailers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 19, 2013
Thursday Night’s TV Soundbites: Fox: American Idol and Glee NBC: Community, Parks & Recreation TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea Chelsea – 420 Friendly AmIdol – Theme AmIdol – Top 5 sing Donna Summer AmIdol – Paula Abdul walk-on AmIdol – Clay Aiken AmIdol – Fantasia AmIdol – Janelle fails to get saved Glee – Recap Glee … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, April 19, 2013
In times like these, paranoid conspiracy theorists are everywhere. But even those weirdos need a good breakfast with a new cereal called Conspiracy Nuts and Flakes! Spring Cleaning is the focus of a brand new installment of His and Her Diaries. We’ve got a show open about the annual cost of owning a car – … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 18, 2013
Wednesday Night’s TV Soundbites: CBS: Survivor Fans vs. Favorites Fox: American Idol TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea Comedy Central: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report DailyShow – CNN reports an arrest has been made Colbert – Suspicions AmIdol – Theme AmIdol – Pre-show announcement AmIdol – Candice Birth Year AmIdol – Candice Glover 1 AmIdol – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, April 18, 2013
Ozzy and Sharon have separated. Are the Osbournes done for good? Ozzy says no, but still stopped by the UCN studios to sing about his marital woes. If you plan to take a pot vacation to Colorado or Washington, there’s a certain gnome from a well-know travel site just waiting to book it for you. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 17, 2013