You’ve got a Bruce Springsteen parody about the government shutdown. Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL and you’ve got a sneak peek at her introduction. Have fun with “Gravity” and “Runner Runner” with Fake Trailers for each. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address is about how bored he is since the shutdown. And the post ends with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 4, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: CBS: Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men, The Crazy Ones, The Millers Fox: Glee NBC: Parks and Recreation, Michael J. Fox, Welcome to the Family, Sean Saves the World CrazyOnes – Theme CrazyOnes – Duck Soup CrazyOnes – A job for Andrew Millers – The Divorce Millers – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, October 4, 2013
Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who’s still getting paid even though no one else is, Mr. Government Shutdown Congressman! Homer Simpson sings a catchy 80s pop tune about which character might be killed off the show. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his illegitimate son a home gym for his 16th birthday and now you can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 3, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: The Middle, Back in the Game, Modern Family and Super Fun Night CBS: Survivor Fox: X Factor TBS: Conan Middle – Middle School Crazy Middle – No fear of swirlies Middle – Separation anxiety Middle – Textifying BITG – Restroom facilities BITG – Theme BITG – Job seeking BITG … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, October 3, 2013
UCN Written Prep Thursday, October 3, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, October 3
The Pocket Hose is an infomercial mainstay and we’ve got great news for those of you whose Pocket Hoses don’t work like they used to. iPosture is a back ailment that results from hunching over one’s smartphone and soon young people will have the posture of Quasi-Mobile! Have you seen the Chinese man with the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 2, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Fox: Dads, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, New Girl, and The Mindy Project NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan SHIELD – Meet the new girl SHIELD – First day of school SHIELD – Remember he was dead for eight seconds SHIELD – Fixing the damaged plane Voice – Will Champlain … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, October 2, 2013
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, October 2, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Are you one of those people still trying to catch up on Breaking Bad episodes? You’re not alone. The new iPhone operating system is causing motion sickness among users, but luckily, there’s a way to protect your device. Whenever we hear about “shutting down” the government, we think of Chef Ramsay yelling “Shut it down!” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 1, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: How I Met Your Mother NBC: The Voice TBS: Conan Comedy: Jon Stewart w/ Bill O’Reilly Conan – Shutdown Conan – Flames Conan – Fries with that DWTS – Valerie Harper Lost on a cheap airline DWTS – Bill Engvall dances like the Lone … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, October 1, 2013