Taco Bell may have discontinued its Kid’s Meal, but they’ve got a whole new menu with a similar sounding name. Honey Boo Boo is retiring from beauty pageants and she’s on the phone to tell you what’s next. We’ve got three new fake movie trailers for The Wolverine, The To Do List, and Blue Jasmine. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 26, 2013
Audio from Thursday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother Fox: The Hell’s Kitchen season finale TBS: Conan E: Chelsea Comedy: Daily Show/Colbert Colbert – Town Crier BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – Aaryn vs Elissa BigBro15 – Closing arguments BigBro15 – Kaitlin evicted BigBro15 – Goodbye messages BigBro15 – A new HOH BigBro15 – Fan … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, July 26, 2013
Anthony Weiner likes to used the name Carlos Danger when sending illicit texts and we think that name sounds like the The Most Perverted Man in the World. London’s Town Crier stops by your show with updates about the Royal Baby. Jay Leno is back on the line with new monologue jokes. Parody Jeremy has … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday July, 25, 2013
Audio from Wednesday’s TV: CBS: Big Brother Fox: Master Chef NBC: America’s Got Talent History: Larry the Cable Guy TLC: Honey Boo Boo TBS: Conan E: Chelsea Chelsea – The Wiener returns BigBro15 – Recap BigBro15 – Theme BigBro15 – America picks Elissa BigBro15 – Elissa wins POV BigBro15 – Amanda vs mean girl Elissa … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, July 25, 2013
We start off the post with a song parody about Amanda Bynes’ latest brush with the law after she set a gas can ablaze on a stranger’s driveway. Next up is a fake commercial for the new line of diapers endorsed by Will, Kate, and their bundle of joy. That’s followed by a very short, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday 07-24-2013
Audio from Tuesday’s TV: ABC: Extreme Weight Loss Fox: So You Think You Can Dance NBC: America’s Got Talent TBS: Conan E!: Chelsea XWtLss – Open XWtLss – Trina XWtLss – California XWtLss – Special guest fitness instructor XWtLss – From 290 to 145 SYTYCD – Theme SYTYCD – Guest Judge Carly Rae Jepsen SYTYCD … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Audio from Monday’s TV: ABC: The Bachelorette Bravo: Real Housewives, Watch What Happens Live TBS: Conan E: Chelsea Bachelorette Men – Preview Bachelorette Men – About Brian Bachelorette Men – About Ben Bachelorette Men – Kasey vs James Bachelorette Men – Des vs James RHOC – Recap and Open RHOC – Alexis confronts Gretchen RHOC … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, July 23, 2013
If the high heat is making your temper boil over you may be suffering from Heat Rage! We’ve got a musical example of one such Heat Rage sufferer. The demand for Twinkies is so high that stores cannot keep them on the shelves. Our parody of a cartoon theme song explains. Mr. Smarty Pants is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 22, 2013
TV Audio from this weekend: CBS: Big Brother Animal: Call of the Wildman Bravo: Real Housewives E: Kardashians HBO: Newsroom, True Blood SHO: Dexter Kardashians – Try dry cleaning Wildman – Preview Wildman – For the birds Wildman – Shooing pigeons tough for Neal RHONJ – Recap and Open RHONJ – Aftermath of the big … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Monday, July 22, 2013
We hope you are enjoying the new UCN DailyPost! Remember to check back again before your show as a majority of the written content is posted in the wee morning hours. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome! Do you or someone you know suffer from Ghetto Booty? A new device from Dr. Mix-A-Lot is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 19, 2013