Hey Pessimists, chill out. It’s Friday and a new study says you’ll live longer than those annoying optimists. But there’s help for them too at the Pessimist Longevity Center. We’ve got Fake Trailers for the top new movies. An informative Friday-themed Show Open. The President addresses the nation with a solution to the boring Sequestration. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 1, 2013
Maker’s Mark took heat for watering down their bourbon and now Budweiser is being sued for watering down their beer. We’ve got an ad for Budweiser H2O. Your daily Show Open relates to a new study about undiscovered species. Downton Abbey will feature its first black character in the new season. We suggest they hire … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 28, 2013
Wednesday Night’s TV clips: ABC: The Middle, Modern Family CBS: Survivor Fox: American Idol NBC: Guys with Kids TBS: Conan Guys with Kids – Domestic Bliss is Contagious Guys with Kids – Having my baby Guys with Kids – Theme TheMiddle – The Wheel of Pain TheMiddle – The kids break a window ModFam – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, February 28, 2013
Sick of Snow? Our song parody “Sick of Snow” is about about being sick of snow. Today’s show open is about how 72 is the new 30. Football Films poses the question to Manti Te’o that every NFL team wants answered. McDonald’s introduces their new Harlem Shake and Wednesday is No Brainer Day. Duh! Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Tuesday Night’s TV clips: ABC: The Taste and Celebrity Wife Swap Fox: Raising Hope, The Mindy Project MTV: Snooki & Jwoww TBS: Conan Conan – Absolutely fabulous Conan – Putting the urg in burger Conan – OMG SnookiJWoww – Roger is about to pop the question SnookiJWoww – First post-partum night out SnookiJWoww – Recap … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Got a clogged toilet? Let Christopher Plumbers, the unofficial unclogger of the Academy Awards go to work for you! The President is on the line and wants to discuss his wife’s surprise appearance on the Oscar telecast. Your daily Show Open is about the shocking new study that women talk more than men. And we … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Monday Night’s TV clips: ABC: The Bachelor CBS: How I Met Your Mother, Rules of Engagement, Two Broke Girls, Mike & Molly NBC: The Biggest Loser Bachelor – Preview Bachelor – Fantasy Suite conquest Lindsay Bachelor – Fantasy Suite conquest Ashlee Bachelor – Fantasy Suite trifecta with Catherine Bachelor – Final Rose Ceremony Bachelor – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, February 26, 2013
You stayed up to watch all of the Oscars, you’re tired, you’re crabby, but you’re a pro so you don’t let on. Award yourself with our Post Oscar Show Open. Al Qaeda has issued a list of 22 ways to avoid getting blown up by a US drone. It’s like 50 Ways to Leave Your … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 25, 2013
Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know” is the basis for a song parody about the tremendously long Oscar telecast. Two movies with no chance of ever getting a sniff at Oscar open this weekend. We’ve got the Fake Trailers for “Snitch” and “Dark Skies.” Today’s Show Open pokes fun at the Daytona 500 and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 22, 2013
CBS: Big Bang Theory, Two and a Half Men Fox: American Idol NBC: Community, Parks & Recreation TBS: Conan AmIdol – Theme with Seacrest intro AmIdol – Paul story and song AmIdol – Paul critique AmIdol – Johnny story and song AmIdol – Johnny critique AmIdol – JDA story and song AmIdol – JDA critique … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, February 22, 2013