Two new versions of Hail to the Chief are ready to go for whichever candidate comes out ahead. Morgan Freeman also recorded two apologies for whichever candidate comes up short. A new post-election Show Open asks the question, “Now what?” Covergirl ads will feature a model wearing a hijab, and we thought it might be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 9, 2016
BILLS-‘HAWKS In the NFL Monday Night game in Seattle, the Seahawks beat Buffalo 31-25. Meanwhile, in New Hampshire, Donald Trump told a campaign crowd he has the support of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. ***Big deal. Hillary has Joe Namath, right? JOSH HUFF The NFL wide receiver (recently released by the Philadelphia Eagles following … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, November 8, 2016
A Semisonic parody ushers in “Voting Time.” Election Day is going to be very stressful, so help keep your audience calm with an “Election Day Meditation.” Roger, the Offended by Everything Guy, actually has a beef with people who wear “I Voted Today” stickers. Barack Obama is on the phone to urge people to get … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 8, 2016
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, November 8, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners LOOK FOR HILLARY … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, November 8, 2016
A Charlie Puth parody reminds us that the election is just one day away. Bubba Yonce is the Beyonce tribute artist that country music fans can get behind. Cheech and Chong discuss how smoking pot can help you see in the dark. Monday is Hug a Bear Day. And we round out the Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 7, 2016
UCN Written Prep Monday, November 7, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 7, 2016
CHICAGO PARADE The big celebration in honor of the Cubs World Series title takes place today. Chicago cops say they’ll have “zero tolerance” for fans drinking alcohol on the sidewalks. ***Fans are like “Okay, we’ll do it on the streets!” ***Bill Murray used a different tactic: DEXTER FOWLER The Chicago Cubs center fielder, … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, November 4, 2016
Hillary and Donald make their case in two last-minute campaign ads. Sports is the original reality television, so give the NFL the reality TV treatment. We have a cure for Daylight Saving Time headaches. Fake Trailers are ready for all the big releases. Barack Obama congratulates the Cubs on their historic win. And, unbelievably, Friday … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 4, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, November 4, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, November 4, 2016
GAME 7!!! Cubs-Indians in Cleveland! And the World Series goes to…CUBS! A 10-inning 8-7 win. Series MVP: Chicago outfielder Ben Zobrist. The Cubs theme song: MINNESOTA VIKINGS The NFL team’s offensive coordinator Norv Turner resigned, citing philosophical differences with head coach Mike Zimmer. ***Apparently Zimmer liked to stage bloody stuffed toy massacres in … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, November 3, 2016