COUSINS-DAVIS The NBA dream pairing in New Orleans, created via a trade, resulted in a combined 56 points for DeMarcus Cousins and Anthony Davis in their first game together. But the Pelicans still lost to Houston 129-99. ***That’s okay, Donald Trump and Mike Pence didn’t start off great, but look where they landed. … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 24, 2017
Owning one cat won’t make you crazy…but owning several cats might. Prepare for the Academy Awards with Guaranteed Oscar Predictions. A “Start Your Engines” montage is ready to roll and a Show Open from the UCN archives is about the Oscars and The 500 being on the same day. Fake Movie Trailers are for “Get … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 24, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners STOCK UP … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, February 24, 2017
NBA TRADE DEADLINE It’s today! The day when basketball players change addresses. ***And in breaking news: The New York Knicks have just been traded…to Donald Trump, in exchange for three golf courses and a Presidential Spokesperson To Be Named Later. BILL BELICHICK The New England Patriots coach might be called as a character … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 23, 2017
A song parody anticipates that acceptance speeches will get political at Sunday’s Academy Awards. The Roaming Gnome touts Trump’s upcoming travel ban update. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the “On Fleek” girl. Milo Yiannopoulos is the star if this week’s Phone Jack. And February 3rd is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 23, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners KANYE ACTUALLY HAS A HIGHER OPINION OF … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, February 23, 2017
ARIZONA COYOTES The NHL franchise is having another lousy year. And this week at a home game, the team Tweeted this: “Attention fans in 112: We don’t do the wave here.” ***When you’re in next to last place, you’re lucky fans are showing up at all! ***TOPIC: Wave or No Wave? GOVERNOR TUBERVILLE? … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Powerball Wizard is a classic rock parody about Wednesday’s huge jackpot. The Trumpa Loopmas are here to explain Donald Trump’s latest moves with a fun little song. Forget fake news, indulge yourself in Fantasy News. The Offended By Everything Guy is offended by a new study on sitting. And Wednesday is National Margarita Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners WATCH FOR DEATH STARS DURING THE OSCARS … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, February 22, 2017
CHAULK TALK As in Colin Chaulk, former minor league hockey star for the Fort Wayne (Indiana) Komets. His #91 jersey was retired over the weekend and hoisted to the rafters upside-down by mistake. Chaulk was back in Fort Wayne as the head coach of the opposing Brampton Beast. Some suspected it might have been … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 21, 2017