Sing about how 10-minutes of exercise a day is still a little too much. Jeff Bezos backs legalization. Keith Urban is replacing Adele. McDonald’s has a new sandwich. The Sports Kid is back along with Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden wishes he could take back the “stupid SOB” quip. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 28, 2022 →

Peter Dinklage inspired a song parody about making a woke version of Snow White. Jeff Bezos rebuts Jon Stewart. Hugh Hefner gets the No, Really, Wow treatment. Train for a career in shoplifting. Get the latest shark news from the shark’s perspective. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we mashup this week’s news. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 27, 2022 →

The Beatles sing about NFTs. Book Boris Johnson’s favorite DJ. Another fictional character falls victim to Peloton. It’s time to study sex in space. Wine joins weed to prevent COVID. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the crashing stock market. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 26, 2022 →

The revamped Green M&M is the subject of a song and an apology from Morgan. The ending of Fight Club was changed in China. Robots are taking over poker. Meredith tires of winter. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden has a new favorite cable news channel. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 25, 2022 →

Sing about the need for caffeine. Morgan Freeman apologizes for weight losers. The Queen is hiring. Send a card for National Compliment Day. A movie about January 6th is in the works. Dad Jokes about going deaf. And Cheech and Chong discover the politician of their dreams. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 24, 2022 →

A song parody is about the new Disney song parents are beginning to hate. A Real American Hero studies wine. Jeff Bezos strives for immortality. Drill Sergeants are teaching kids in New Mexico. The Sports Kid returns along with a new Dad Joke Theater. And President Biden gets a bad report card. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 21, 2022 →

Bono sings about hating the name of his own band. Some people want to prematurely end Dry January. Weed is now featured in campaign ads. The line between lunch meat and cosmetics is blurred. Crazy Cat Lady wants the world’s biggest feline. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we mash up this week’s news. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 20, 2022 →

Sing about 5G messing with your flight. Jeff Bezos responds to train robberies. Mike Tyson holds a press conference. Walmart enters the metaverse. Harry Potter is Weird Al. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney calms kids’ nerves about mass extinction. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 19, 2022 →

Sing about having an N95. Get a status report from the grocery store. Protect yourself with a new COVID mask. Don’t invest in WTF crypto. Meredith comments on the Spears sisters. A Morning Shower Thought is about football. And Joe Biden has some snappy comebacks to Trump’s insults. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 18, 2022 →

Song parodies are about moms teaching school and the omnipresent Omicron variant. Jeff Bezos is buff. Enjoy chicken cooked with cold medicine. Girl Scout Cookie season is terrifying. The curtain goes up on Dad Joke Theater and your cannabis correspondents find a COVID cure. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 17, 2022 →