We don’t know who’s hosting Jeopardy next, and prostitution is legal in New York. Mike Pence has some new books. You can get palm readings at Whole Foods, Sports Kid returns, and Dad has more jokes. Finally, President Biden doesn’t like saying “Illegal Aliens.” Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 23, 2021 →

Songs are about depressing movies getting Oscars nominations, and getting rich on Dogecoin. Classic movies get product placements. Amazon does haircuts, Dr. Fauci goes off on fake vaccines, and we thought about beer bottles in the shower. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 22, 2021 →

Songs are about COVID deniers and a normal summer. Someone’s mad about the new Marvel superhero. Gen Z tries to be old people, Morgan Freeman’s sorry you use COVID as an excuse, Dad’s got jokes, and Barney breaks down the vaccine for the kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 21, 2021 →

Songs are about 420 and flying a helicopter on Mars. Boomers get a retirement community. Men are into mom jeans, Menthol Meridith can’t get Bitcoin, and we thought about Snoop Dogg in the shower. Lastly, President Biden finds out he still has a few years in office. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 20, 2021 →

Songs are about additional COVID shots and being part monkey. Morgan Freeman apologizes for men’s short shorts. Alexa gets flirty, empty middle seats are safer, and Dad Joke Theater returns. Lastly, weed-searching dogs are retiring. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 19, 2021 →

Songs are about a socially distanced prom, and dogs not pooping in the rain. J-Lo’s back on the market! Netflix helps you fall asleep, Sports Kid returns, and we think about birthdays in the shower. Lastly, President Biden is angry at Russia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, April 16, 2021 →

Songs are about Bitcoin, America’s mediocrity, and a lifetime’s worth of pimple popping. Nike sells “pre-owned” sneakers. Colton Underwood makes another shocking announcement, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Deano serenades the latest headlines. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, April 15, 2021 →

Songs are about evil chihuahuas and microplastics everywhere. Robots deliver pizza now. Dolly Parton has her own ice cream, The Hitman’s Bodyguard is now a series, and we think about Tetris in the shower. Lastly, Barney breaks down the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, April 14, 2021 →

Songs are about your vaccinated friends and spring allergies. Rocky joins Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club. The Marines will have Baby Boot Camp, Dad Joke Theater returns, and Menthol Meridith looks for post-COVID love. Lastly, President Biden updates you on his dogs. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, April 13, 2021 →

Songs are about the short weekend, and a sinister fountain of youth. You can control video games with your mind. The USA wants The Rock to run for President, Morgan Freeman apologizes for whale erections, and we think about pants in the shower. Lastly, you can get a scholarship just to study weed. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, April 12, 2021 →