Song parodies are about the end of summer and Congress voting on federal legalization of weed. Doctors recommend face masks during sex. Most people plan to work some job after retiring. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Labor Day. Menthol Meredith rants about Disney’s Mulan. And President Trump recaps Labor Day in an interactive bit. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 8, 2020
PRODUCTION NOTE: UCN will be closed this Monday for Labor Day. This post is for Friday and Monday. The next Daily Post will be up Monday night for Tuesday. Have a Happy Labor Day! Song parodies are about banning boneless wings and Labor Day. The Rock had coronavirus. The Kentucky Derby is this weekend. Meghan … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 4 & Monday, September 7, 2020
Song parodies are about CMA nominations, crazy people using jetpacks and David Blaine’s balloon stunt. Carole Baskin will be on Dancing With the Stars. The Old Navy sends employees to work election polls. Dr. Fauci warns about COVID-19 affecting testicle size and fertility. And Lounge Singing the News is about The Mandalorian Season 2 and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 3, 2020
Song parodies are about Joe Exotic underwear and Justin Bieber buying a mansion in Beverly Hills. Y chromosomes are disappearing. Channing Tatum releases a children’s book. Amazon gets FAA approval for drone delivery. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains kite safety. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners BRACE YOURSELF FOR NO PATRICK DAY Today is … Continue reading Written Prep For Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Song parodies are about early Halloween decorations and September starting. Elon Musk implants a chip into a pig’s brain. Cousteau’s grandson wants to build an underwater research station. Menthol Meredith wants to be a guinea pig for vaccine tests. And President Trump is on the phone in an interactive bit. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 1, 2020
Song parodies are about the VMAs and making your bed. Trump wants to send a woman to the moon. The world’s oldest Ironman plans to keep competing into his 90s. Screen time at night can lower men’s sperm count. Dad Joke Theater returns. And The Weekly Weed News reports on elephants taking CBD. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 31, 2020
Song parodies are about Jeff Bezos having 200 million dollars and the weekend. Lucky Charms releases a marshmallow only option. Bette Midler rips into Melania Trump. The F-Factor high-fiber diet causes health problems. The Sports Kid returns. And President Trump wants Joe Biden to take a drug test. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 28, 2020
Song parodies are about Jerry Falwell Jr. and the new ‘brokini’. Coughing into your elbow spreads more than your hand if you don’t have sleeves. Dad Joke Theater returns. Thousands of COVID-19 cases are traced back to one event in Boston. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Kate McKinnon’s Tiger King series. And Deano returns for Lounge … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 27, 2020
KFC drops the “Finger Lickin’ Good” slogan due to the pandemic. Jerry Falwell Jr. resigns from Liberty University amid sex scandal. Zoom meetings look like The Brady Bunch intro. Greta Thunberg goes back to school. Dr. Fauci warns about rushing a vaccine. And Barney explains riding the bus during the pandemic. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 26, 2020