People are smuggling eggs out of Mexico. Send a message to Britney Spears. Court TV is still a thing. Facebook has new rules about nipples. Menthol Meredith is not a fan of Avatar. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden wants to go paperless. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 24, 2023
Sing about needing Caffeine and the new strain of Gonorrhea. Stop Supreme Court leaks. Your Alarm Clock wants to talk. Robert Pattinson cries. Dad Joke Theater returns. The Weekly Weed News reports on the military. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 23, 2023
A parody gets you pumped for football this weekend. Jeff Bezos is uncharitable. Put out a Casting Call for the Michael Jackson biopic. Vladimir Putin says he’ll survive. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Biden’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 20, 2023
Eggflation is nothing to celebrate. Morgan apologizes for El Nino. Iowa Husband-Calling gets a documentary. Hear from a Canadian drinker. George Santos is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News are back. And we’re reposting the Swedish Footloose parody after a website issue disrupted yesterday’s audio file. We apologize for the inconvenience. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 19, 2023
90s fashion is hot again. Jeff Bezos asks weird questions. Football Films is on Brady’s future. The Hangover is sober-curious. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Dry January. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 18, 2023
Get unmotivated to ditch your resolution. Putin might retire. The Golden Globes were contagious. NBC has more new sitcoms. Menthol Meredith talks about classified documents. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden is on the phone to avoid your questions. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 17, 2023
Sing about Joe Biden’s garage and about how you didn’t win the lottery. George Santos inspires a new toy. What if Bears could talk? M&Ms get Mansplained. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports from Connecticut. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 16, 2023
Say goodbye to broccoli and hello to high egg prices. Morgan apologizes for gas stoves. Friday the 13th is a bad day to play Mega Millions. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address round things out. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 13, 2023
Girl Scout season is nearly here. Bet on Rob Gronkowski. Get help for aging stoners. Enjoy a new No Really Wow. Scottie Pippen’s Ex is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup The News are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 12, 2023
Disney is calling their remote workers back. Hump Day here. Commemorate the College Football Championship. There’s a real life Game of Thrones. The Ozone layer is back. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney explains childhood obesity. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 11, 2023