Songs are about marrying billionaires and Miley Cyrus giving up touring. Vegetarians at BBQs are Real American Heroes. Morgan Freeman apologizes for social media. The Boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Venmo. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 24, 2023 →

Schoolhouse Rock teaches us about the debt ceiling. Jeff Bezos announces his engagement. A.I. talks to the dead. The cruise industry is back to normal. Menthol Meredith is a Super Mom. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden has a plan for the debt ceiling. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 23, 2023 →

Twitter has become a wasteland. People are moving back to the cities. We make a hero out of people who still have AOl email. Morgan Freeman apologizes for parents on Tik Tok. The Weinermobile changed its name. And we round out our Monday with a Dad Joke and Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 22, 2023 →

Toby Keith sings about the declining popularity of bars. Jeff Bezos underpays his CEO. The Weeknd is no more. Target reacts to being a target. Dad Joke Theater returns. POTUS comments on the TikTok ban in Montana. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 19, 2023 →

Sing about the “Taco Tuesday” trademark. Morgan Freeman apologizes for dogs in restaurants. Keep your old car in top shape. The Bachelor is getting old. Ja Morant returns as the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 18, 2023 →

Sing about Martha Stewart on the cover of SI. Let a dog drive you home from the bar. Tom Hanks lives on forever. Ron DeSantis remakes Animal House. The Boss checks in. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains tracking kids with AirTags. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 17, 2023 →

Snacking is the glue that holds America together. Jeff Bezos is hiring college grads. The TSA is using facial recognition. The Crazy Cat Lady doesn’t understand dogs. Menthol Meredith talks about Martha Stewart. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, May 16, 2023 →

Wake up with The White Stripes. The world’s oldest dog retires. Peloton bikes are recalled. Fight hiccups like Bo Jackson. Dad Joke Theater stays up After Bedtime. And the Weekly Weed News reports on anesthesia. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 15, 2023 →

Celebrate Mother’s Day with a song and a message from Jeff Bezos. Move over Ted Lasso. What if men made “Get Ready With Me” videos? The Sports Kid returns along with Dad Joke Theater and the President’s Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 12, 2023 →

Parents are AirTagging their kids. Tucker Carlson questions Twitter. Register your wedding at Etsy. Science takes on spoilers. Robert De Niro is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 11, 2023 →