Ron DeSantis can’t smile. Jeff Bezos creates AI. Morgan is sorry for those who’ve finished their Christmas shopping. Every Marvel movie is the same. The Weekly Weed News celebrates Ohio. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 13, 2023
Bob Ross is a courtroom sketch artist. SAG actors are back to work. No one gets out of their car anymore. The Sports Kid reports. Joe Biden goes on strike. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, November 10, 2023
Jeff Bezos is your virtual doctor. Put toilet paper in the fridge. Homer Simpson no longer chokes Bart. People’s Sexiest Man pick seems dated. NBA Refs are MFers. And Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 9, 2023
People are pooping in line at Disney, An intelligent rat sings “Imagine”, The Republican debate is missing a candidate, Morgan Freeman apologizes for the election, some mid-week motivation from the boss, and the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 8, 2023
DoorDash is using blackmail to get tips. There’s metal in the chicken. Music treats pain. Get rid of those election lawn signs. Menthol Meredith isn’t worried about the nugget recall. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 7, 2023
Christmas Creep is really creeping. Jeff Bezos is becoming Pitbull. Hear more unreleased John Lennon tracks. Safety Shot sobers you up. The Weekly Weed News has decorating tips. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 6, 2023
A song parody and a Jeff Bezos message are about changing the clocks. Birds are being renamed. The Sport Kid reports. Joe Biden is on a farm. And raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, November 3, 2023
Starbucks Holiday Cups are out. Get rid of that leftover candy. Get cowboy boots like DeSantis. Old tech is in demand. The MFer of the Week is back and Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 2, 2023
Morgan Freeman is sorry for the leftover candy at work. Two rock legends have one bad tour name. Sober October is over. McDonald’s gets pricey. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 1, 2023
Taylor Swift controls the Chiefs. People are willing to buy haunted houses. Enjoy all the bad celebrity national anthems. Menthol Meredith and a new candy fight Halloween inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts are new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, October 31, 2023