UCN Written Prep For Tuesday, August 27, 2013

UCN Written Prep

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

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Today’s One-Liners
Who Am I?
Impossible Question
Mars vs. Venus
New DVD Releases and Re-releases
Top DVD Sales and Rentals
New Music Releases and Re-releases
Web Tripping
Best TiVo Bets
Our Weird World
Celebrity News
Music News
Water Cooler Talk
Cool Stuff From the Web
TV Soundbites

Today’s One-Liners


Radar Online says an ex-Scientologist claims that the church put her through an audition to become Tom Cruise’s wife.***

***The whole process was degrading and humiliating. MTV is asking for the details so they can have Miley Cyrus do it on next year’s VMAs.



Fans at the U.S. Open tennis tournament in New York City are complaining about the long waits on security lines, sometimes for up to two hours.***

***There are lines just as long this week to drop courses at Trump University.

***To make matters worse, Anthony Weiner has suspended his campaign to help with the pat-downs.



A husband and wife married for 65 years have passed away within 11 hours of each other.***

***It sounds sweet…but, in reality, once he died she had no one to open her pill bottles.

***Or as Brad Pitt explained the story to Angelina, “See, you get married and you end up dead.”



’Sync’s brief reunion at the MTV Video Music Awards will be a one-time thing and won’t be followed by an album or tour.***

***This really threw cold water on the band’s hopes. And after that Miley Cyrus performance, everyone there felt like they needed a shower.



On this week’s “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” Kim Kardashian talked with her family about eating her own placenta.***

***These people will eat anything. By going on Kris Jenner’s talk show, Kanye had to swallow enormous amounts of his pride.

***This family will try any new crackpot idea. And Khloe asked them not to talk about crack in front of Lamar or he’ll relapse.



Alec Baldwin and wife Hilaria have had their baby girl, named Carmen Gabriela.***

***Alec is thrilled, but New York City’s baby photographers are a little nervous.

***His wife is very, very young. So maybe the first episode of his MSNBC show could be about teen pregnancy.



The Old Farmer’s Almanac has released its long-range forecast and is calling for a “bitterly cold” winter.***

***It’ll be almost as frosty as the reception Ben Affleck got over playing Batman.

Timeline For Tuesday, August 27, 2013

1859 The first successful oil well in the U.S., is drilled near Titusville, Pennsylvania.

1955 The Guinness Book of World Records is first published. 

1929 Popeye the Sailor and his lady love Olive Oyl, share their first kiss.

1964 “Mary Poppins” opens in Los Angeles.

1965 Elvis Presley plays host to the Beatles at his home in Bel-Air, California.

1967 Brian Epstein, 32, Beatles manager, is found dead at his London home. He had overdosed on sleeping pills.

1977 “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue” by Crystal Gayle peaks at No. 1.

1984 Diane Sawyer joins “60 Minutes.”

1988 “Monkey” by George Michael peaks at No. 1.

1989 The first U.S. commercial satellite rocket is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

1990 Stevie Ray Vaughn and three members of Eric Clapton’s band are killed in a helicopter crash in Wisconsin.

1990 “No Fences” album by Garth Brooks is released.

1992 “Martin” debuts.

1994 “Dreaming With My Eyes Open” by Clay Walker peaks at No. 1.

1994 “I’ll Make Love To You” by Boyz II Men peaks at No. 1.

1996 Tiger Woods announces he is turning pro and joins the PGA tour.

1997 Steven Seagal kicks off a North American music tour to promote his newest film “Fire Down Below.”

1998 James Brolin receives a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

2002 “Spirit Dancer” album by Blackhawk is released.

2002 “Home” album by Dixie Chicks is released.

2002 “Forgive” album by Rebecca Lynn Howard is released.

2002 “My Town” album by Montgomery Gentry is released.

2002 “Totally Toby” DVD by Toby Keith is released.

2004 Toby Keith announces plans to open a chain of restaurants called I Love This Bar & Grill.

2007 NFL superstar Michael Vick pleads guilty and publicly apologizes for his role in a dogfighting case.

Today Global Forgiveness Day – Just Because Day – Banana Lovers Day – Motorist Consideration Day

- Tie-In Trivia: What were the call letters of the radio station where Martin Payne worked on the sitcom “Martin?”  (WZUP)

- Tie-In Trivia: Who was the first female reporter on “60 Minutes?”  (Diane Sawyer)

- Tie-In One-Liner: On this day in 1965, the Beatles spent an evening with Elvis Presley at Elvis’ mansion in Los Angeles. It started off a little awkward. John Lennon asked Elvis why he spent his time doing lame ballads for his movies. For Elvis, that was another bitter pill to swallow.

CeleBirthdays For Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Tommy Sands (Babes In Toyland: Tom Piper)-76

Daryl Dragon (Captain & Tennille)-71

Tim Bogert (Vanilla Fudge)-69

Tuesday Weld (Once Upon A Time In America: Carol)-70

Barbara Bach (The Spy Who Loved Me: Major Anya Amasova / Agent XXX)-66

Jeff Cook (Alabama)-64

Charles Fleischer-63

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee)-61

Alex Lifeson (Rush)-60

Yolanda Adams-52

Matthew Basford (Yankee Grey)-51

Chandra Wilson (Grey’s Anatomy: Miranda)-44

Tony Kanal (No Doubt)-43

Sarah Chalke (Scrubs: Dr. Elliot Reed)-37


Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad: Jesse Pinkman)-34

Jon Siebels (Eve 6)-34


Alexa Vega (Spy Kids: Carmen Cortez )-25

- Tie-In Trivia:  Dr. Grey on “Grey’s Anatomy” is played by Ellen Pompeo. What is her character’s first name?  (Meredith)

- Tie-In Trivia: Who voiced Roger Rabbit in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” He also voiced Benny The Cab, Greasy and Psycho. (Charles Fleischer)

- Tie-In One-Liner: Aaron Paul is 34 today. He plays Jessie on Breaking Bad,”“ now in its final season. Internet rumors say the show could end with star Bryan Cranston going into the witness protection program and becoming the dad on “Malcolm in the Middle.”

Who Am I?

1. I was born a month premature in the bathroom of my parent’s house.

2. I appeared as a contestant on “The Price Is Right” in 1998.

3. I worked as an usher in the late 1990s at Universal Studios Movie Theatre in Hollywood.

4. I appeared in Korn’s “Thoughtless” music video.

5. My character in “Breaking Bad” was supposed to die in the first-season finale, but producers were so impressed with my portrayal of him that they rewrote the script and allowed him to live.

A. Aaron Paul

Impossible Question

Q. The original Xerox 914 copying machine, invented in 1938, weighed in at just under 650 pounds. How many copies could it make a minute?

A. A whopping seven copies per minute!


Q. Button Gwinnett earned a place in U.S. history by being the second person to do what?

Q. Sign the Declaration of Independence!


Q. This man attracted traffic to his 1893 Chicago World’s Fair booth by offering a free gift – a small green pickle charm, which later became a pin. The pickle pin is one of the most famous merchandising giveaways in history and has become a popular collectible. Who started it?

A. Henry Heinz – founder of the H.J. Heinz Company!

Mars Vs. Venus

Questions For Men:

1. Who are the judges on “MasterChef?” (Gordon Ramsay, Graham Elliot and Joe Bastianich)

2. What do you call a spool or reel that holds thread or yarn for spinning, weaving, knitting, sewing, or making lace? (Bobbin)


Questions For Women:

1. What is the most often used club in a golf bag? (The putter)

2. In bodybuilding, what do you call a combination of one exercise performed right after the other with no rest in between them? (A superset)

New DVD Releases & Re-Releases

“Barbie Mariposa & the Fairy Princess”

“Black Masquerade”

“Dark Angel (I Come in Peace)”

“Elementary: The First Season”

“Grey’s Anatomy: The Complete Ninth Season”

“Pain & Gain”

“Q: The Winged Serpent”

“Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf’s”

“Sons of Anarchy: Season Five”

“Super Buddies”

“The Great Gatsby” [Two-Disc Special Edition DVD + UltraViolet]

“The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh”

“The Reluctant Fundamentalist”

“The Walking Dead: The Complete Third Season”

“To Be or Not to Be” [Criterion Collection]

Top DVD Sales & Rentals

Top DVD & Blu-Ray Sales Top DVD & Blu-Ray Rentals  
1. “Olympus Has Fallen” 1. “Olympus Has Fallen”  
2. “Oblivion Universal” 2. “Mud”
3. “GI Joe: Retaliation” 3. “Admission”  
4. “Once Upon a Time: The Complete 2nd Season” 4. “GI Joe: Retaliation”  
5. “The Big Wedding” 5. “42”  


Top On-Demand Movies  
1. “Olympus Has Fallen” 4. “Mud”
2. “Oblivion” 5. “G.I. Joe: Retaliation”
3. “The Big Wedding”  

New Music Releases & Re-Releases

Alabama – “Alabama & Friends”

America – “Original Album Series”

Avenged Sevenfold – “Hail to the King” [Deluxe CD+MP3]

Big Sean – “Hall of Fame”

Bob Dylan – “Another Self Portrait (1969-1971): The Bootleg Series Vol. 10”

Ellie Goulding – “Halcyon Days Deluxe” [2 CD]

Franz Ferdinand – “Right Thoughts, Right Words, Right Action”

Goodie Mob – “Age Against the Machine”

James Taylor – “Original Album Classics” [Box set]

Jim Hendricks – “West of the Pecos: A Classic Collection of Great American Cowboy Songs”

Juicy J – “Stay Trippy”

Mandisa – “Overcomer”

Ritchie Blackmores’ Rainbow – “Black Masquerade”

Robbie Fulks – “Gone Away Backward”

Sly & The Family Stone – “Higher!” [Box set]

Ted Nugent – “Original Album Classics” [Box set]

The Beach Boys – “Made In California” [Box set]

The Rides – “Can’t Get Enough: The Rides”

William Shatner – “Space Cowboy” [Single]

Willie Nelson – “Original Album Classics” [Box set] 


“Hands on a Hard Body”

“Saints Row IV”

“Grace Unplugged”

“Broadway: 12 Show Stoppers by Rodgers & Hammerstein”

“Hits After Hits 7”

Web Tripping


Make sure your online etiquette – or netiquette – is up to date by using the guidelines at this site. Time and technology have changed many things in recent years, including the way we interact with people around the world. Thankfully, good manners never go out of style. In addition to covering online etiquette, the site has information on everyday manners, social life, getting a job and on the job, and forms of address. The site’s emphasis is on manners and etiquette in the USA, but the online etiquette is useful for just about anyone using technology and the internet.

Best TiVo Bets

Daytime Lineup:

Anderson (Syn) “The Pregnant Man” and Westboro Baptist Church.

Live! With Kelly And Michael (Syn) Salma Hayek Pinault and Jane Lynch.

The View (ABC) Guest co-host Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

Dr. Phil (Syn) “It’s Either Me or Your Deadbeat Son” Part 2: Meet Grandma.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (Syn) Ted Danson, Fabio Viviani and Bruno Mars.

Rachael Ray Show (Syn) “Shocking Hidden Sugars & the Easiest Chicken Dinner.”

The Doctors (Syn) “Embarrassing Questions … Below the Belt.”

The Dr. Oz Show (Syn) “What Does Your Personality Reveal About Your Health?”

The Wendy Williams Show (Syn) NeNe Leakes and Miguel.

The Talk (CBS) Blake Shelton.

Katie Couric (Syn) Celine Dion.


Primetime Lineup: 

Extreme Weight Loss (ABC)

Body of Proof (ABC)


NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)

Person Of Interest (CBS)

Hollywood Game Night (NBC)

America’s Got Talent (NBC)

So You Think You Can Dance (FOX)


Late Night Lineup:

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) Josh Duhamel, J.B. Smoove and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.

Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) Anderson Cooper, Alison Pill and Robert Randolph & the Family Band.

Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) Emily Mortimer and Barry Rothbart.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) Dan Aykroyd, Paula Patton, Brad Paisley and Booker T. Jones.

Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) Buzz Aldrin and Big Black Delta.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (COM) Pre-empted.

Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) Sharon Stone, Dane Cook and Jamie N Commons.

The Colbert Report (COM) Pre-empted.

Conan (TBS) Vin Diesel, Steve Schirripa and the Mowgli’s.

Tavis Smiley (PBS) 50th Anniversary of the March on Washington, Part 2.

Chelsea Lately (E!) Jeff Daniels, Greg Fitzsimmons, Natasha Leggero and Brody Stevens.


A Chilly Super Bowl

Fans who end up with a ticket for this season’s Super Bowl might want to carry along a big cup of soup. And don’t skimp on the cold-weather gear either. The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting that the game to be held at the Meadowlands just outside of New York City could get a little icy. The almanac describes the upcoming winter as “bitterly cold” and also says a winter storm will hit around the time the Super Bowl is played on February 2nd. Modern scientists don’t put much stock in the almanac’s secret formula for predicting weather. But the almanac says it’s correct about 80% of the time. Find out more at www.almanac.com.


The Soundtrack Of Today’s Singles

Match.com teamed up with Spotify to uncover what artists and music today’s singles are tuning in to when gearing up for date night. The new survey shows that 78% of today’s singles say that music is an integral part of their date-night prep, from rhyming with Robin Thicke  to rockin’ out to the Rolling Stones. There are no blurred lines as to who holds the keys to the hearts of female singles. Robin Thicke dominated the survey in multiple categories, from the hottest summer anthem to the go-to artist women play to get pumped up for a date. Both men and women crowned Marvin Gaye the reigning king of the sexiest songs to play on a date, with the ladies and gents revealing a shared love for classic rock as the genre they are most turned on by while on a date. Here are some of the top “hits” from the survey:

-78% of single men and women say music is a crucial part of their pre-date ritual.

-When asked what type of music they prefer listening to while getting ready for a date, 57% of men chose classic rock, while the majority of women (54%) preferred pop music/top 40 hits.

-49% of men and 39% of women said they found classic rock to be a turn-on for their dates to play in the background to set the mood.

-While 49% of men choose to listen to classic crooner Barry White when getting pumped up for a date, 44% of women chose sexy current artists like Robin Thicke and Maroon 5.

-Both men and women agreed that rap, country and heavy metal music are no-no’s on a date.

-49% of men channel Justin Timberlake  when embarking on a first date, while the majority of women (26%) channel self-empowering P!nk.

-40% of guys named Taylor Swift as their music crush, who received more than double the votes of her nearest competitor, Rihanna (19%). Women are currently crushing on Robin Thicke (32%).

Singles’ List Of Best Pre-date Anthems:

1. Justin Timberlake – “Suit & Tie”

2. P!nk – “Raise Your Glass”

3. Rihanna – “Where Have You Been?”

4. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”

5. Kelly Clarkson – “Stronger”

6. Aerosmith – “Sweet Emotion”

7. Pitbull And Christina Aguilera – “Feel This Moment”

8. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Can’t Hold Us”

9. Journey – “Don’t Stop Believing”

10. Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines”

11. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”

12. Taylor Swift – “Love Story”

13. Daft Punk – “Get Lucky”

14. Rolling Stones – “Brown Sugar”

15. Barry White – “Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe”

16. Marvin Gaye –” Sexual Healing”


Teen Drivers Listening To Music They Choose Make More Errors

Teens listening to music they prefer while driving make more errors than those listening to music specially chosen to promote safety, researchers in Israel say. Researchers evaluated young novice drivers accompanied by a researcher/driving instructor. Each driver took six challenging 40-minute trips – two with music from their own playlists; two with easy listening, soft rock or light jazz background music, designed to increase driver safety; and two trips without any music. When the teen drivers listened to their preferred music, 98% demonstrated an average of three deficient driving behaviors in at least one of the trips. Nearly a third of those required a sudden verbal warning or command for action and 20% needed an assisted steering or braking maneuver to prevent an imminent accident. Errors included speeding, tailgating, careless lane switching, passing vehicles and one-handed driving. Driving without music, 92% made errors. When driving with an alternative music background designed by the researchers, deficient driving behaviors decreased by 20%.


2013’s Top-Earning Celebrities

Madonna has been named the highest paid celebrity of 2013 by Forbes, which reports that the pop star brought in $125 million between June 2012 and June 2013. Behind Madonna is the king of movies, Steven Spielberg, with $100 million, the king of reality singing competitions, Simon Cowell, with $95 million, and the queen of the red room of pain, E.L. James, also with $95 million. The first athlete joins the list at number 12, with Tiger Woods bringing in $78 million. And believe it or not, Oprah Winfrey sits at No. 13 with $77 million. 2013’s Top-Earning Celebrities:

1. Madonna $125 million 11. Tyler Perry $78 million
2. Steven Spielberg $100 million 12. Tiger Woods $78 million
3. (Tie) Simon Cowell $95 million 13. Oprah Winfrey $77 million
3. (Tie) E.L. James $95 million 14. Robert Downey Jr. $75 million
3. (Tie) Howard Stern $95 million 15. Dr. Phil McGraw $72 million
6. James Patterson $91 million 16. Roger Federer $71 million
7. Glenn Beck $90 million 17. Dick Wolf $70 million
8. Michael Bay $82 million 18. Rush Limbaugh $66 million
9. Jerry Bruckheimer $80 million 19. Toby Keith $65 million
10. Lady Gaga $80 million 20. Mark Burnett $63 million


Men’s Share Of Housework May Depend On Career Choice

How much housework a U.S. man or woman does is influenced by their day job, and women do about two-thirds of household chores, researchers say. Elizabeth Aura McClintock, a sociologist at the University of Notre Dame, found when married or cohabiting men are employed in heavily female occupations – teaching, childcare work or nursing – they spend more time doing housework, compared to when they are employed in traditionally male jobs. In addition, their wives or partners spend less time doing housework, compared to when the men work in heavily-male occupations.


Safest Driving Cities In America

Allstate Insurance Company has released its ninth annual “Allstate America’s Best Drivers Report.” The report, based on Allstate claims data, ranks America’s 200 largest cities in terms of car collision frequency to identify which cities have the safest drivers. This year’s top honor of “America’s Safest Driving City” is Fort Collins, Colorado, the third time in report history that the city has held the top spot. Fort Collins has placed in the top 10 every year since the report’s inception. This year, the results indicate the average driver in Fort Collins will experience an auto collision every 13.9 years, 28.2% less likely than the national average of 10 years. The top ten cities are:

City & Overall Ranking Collision Likelihood Compared to National Average Average Years Between Collisions
1. Fort Collins, CO. 28.2% less likely 13.9
2. Boise, ID 28.0% less likely 13.9
3.Sioux Falls, SD 21.8% less likely 12.8
4. Brownsville, TX 21.1% less likely 12.7
5. Madison, WI 20.3% less likely 12.5
6. Reno, NV 20.2% less likely 12.5
7. Huntsville, AL 20.1% less likely 12.5
8. Visalia, CA 18.5% less likely 12.3
9. Montgomery, AL 16.3% less likely 11.9
10. Eugene, OR 16.2% less likely 11.9


To view the complete “Allstate America’s Best Drivers Report,” or to see previous year’s results, log onto www.allstatenewsroom.com.

Our Weird World

Man On Moped Leads Police On Low Speed Chase

Police in Indiana said a 40-year-old man on a stolen moped led officers on a low-speed chase around the city of Fort Wayne. Lagrant Smith, 40, was stopped around 10:15 p.m. Friday for riding the wrong way on a one way street, but refused to turn off the moped’s engine and soon rode away, officers said. Smith led police on an hour-long chase that reached top speeds of 25 mph. “He was just driving around,” a police spokesman said. Smith got off the moped about an hour later and fled on foot, but was quickly subdued by a stun gun and arrested. The moped was found to be stolen and Smith allegedly side-swiped two cars during the chase, police said.


Pair Of Clowns Get Hitched

It was serious business when a pair of clowns got married. Patty Kulwicki and Bill Tedeski wore full clown get-ups when they tied the knot. Everything about the ceremony this past Friday screamed “clowns” – from the fake nose the groom wore to the flaming red wig the bride had on. Another clown officiated. And while the couple didn’t pile into a small car with the entire wedding party when the ceremony ended, they did pull their rings out of a Cracker Jack box.


Septic Tank Peeping Tom Gets Year In Prison

A Tulsa, Oklahoma, man found hiding in the septic tank of a park outhouse has sentenced to one year in prison. Kenneth Webster Enlow, 52, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor peeping Tom charge and was sentenced to the maximum one year in jail and a $5,000 fine. Enlow was caught hiding in the septic tank of a park outhouse and peeping at a 7-year-old girl and her mother. Firefighters pulled Enlow from the tank and cleaned him off with a fire hose. He told police his girlfriend hit him in the head with a tire iron and pushed him into the tank, but did not have any injuries consistent with the story.


Animals Play Dress Up

If you’re one of those people who get irked by seeing people dress up their dogs in bows and sweaters, this story will definitely get your goat. A couple of dozen people put human outfits on their animals for a Grange Fair in central Pennsylvania Saturday night. One 10-year-old boy outfitted his goat “Buttercup” in a cheerleading uniform, while the boy and his brother donned football jerseys from the same school. Another man entered his cow in the dress-up contest for the second year. This time, the cow wore a tarp that said: “Eat Mor Chikin’“ – a takeoff on the ads for Chick-fil-A.


‘Big Boy’ Locomotive Makes Trek To New Home

It took a about a week. But a huge steam locomotive dubbed “Big Boy” has made its way to a new home. The 1.2 million pound steamer left Fair Park in Dallas last week on the trip that would take it to a new home 30 miles north of the Texas city. The locomotive will be part of the Museum of the American Railroad in Frisco, Texas. The former Union Pacific Railroad engine was delayed by rail traffic. Still more than 100 people thought it was worth the wait and was on hand for its arrival Sunday.


Plastic Surgeon Makes The Perfect Wife

A plastic surgeon in Los Angeles actually made the woman of his dreams. Dr. David Matlock, 49, first met Veronica, 38, in 2007 when she visited him seeking a “vaginoplasty” after giving birth. Matlock convinced her to also undergo a “Wonder Woman Makeover,” which included liposuction of the chin, arms and legs, and a Brazilian butt lift. Once Veronica recovered, Matlock asked her out on a date and immediately proposed to her. “She opted for everything I suggested. Even marriage,” he said. He’s been enhancing her figure ever since. Now they both compete in bodybuilding competitions.


Man Sneezes, Shoots Self While Waiting For Raccoon

A New Haven, Connecticut, man attempting to confront a raccoon accidentally shot himself in the leg while sneezing. James Pace Sr., 81, told police who responded to Yale-New Haven Hospital Saturday evening he was armed with a .22 caliber rifle as he waited for a wild raccoon who continually scratched at his back door. While waiting he sneezed, fell out of his chair and accidentally shot himself in the shin, Pace told police. Pace’s son drove him to the hospital. Police said his injuries are not life-threatening.


Bare-Breasted Women March Around The Globe For Go Topless Day

Women in New York, San Francisco and international cities including Cartagena, Colombia, bared their breasts for Go Topless Day. Dozens of topless women, joined by many shirtless men, exercised what they say is their legal right to go topless in the city Sunday as part of an international campaign to support the rights of women to bare their breasts in public. Topless women participating in the fourth annual event also marched in cities including San Francisco, Cartagena, Vancouver, British Colombia, and three cities each in Tennessee and Indiana. GoTopless.org listed the events held Sunday with a “Boob Map” on its website.


Stolen Bible Returned To Church After 42 Years

A man who stole an antique bible from a church in 1971 has sent it back to the facility with a note explaining his “guilty conscience.” Simon Scott, treasurer of Holy Trinity Church in Hastings, England, said the church received a letter recently from a German man who explained he had taken the 200-year-old book from the church while he was taking an English language course at the facility. He took the bible intending to read it and improve his English, but never got round to it. To the surprise of the church administration, a huge box containing a large leather-bound version of The Holy Bible, complete with brass clasps, later arrived in the mail, just as promised.

Celebrity News

Bill Murray To Be Guest On 20th Anniversary Of ‘Late Show’

Bill Murray will help celebrate the 20th anniversary of “Late Show with David Letterman” in New York, CBS announced. Murray was the first guest to visit the program when it premiered August 30, 1993. He is set to appear on Thursday’s episode, marking his 26th appearance on the CBS show. Murray was also the inaugural guest on Letterman’s “Late Night” when it debuted in 1982 on NBC.


Khloe Has Been In Contact With Lamar

Contrary to a recent report suggesting that Lamar Odom had been missing for 72 hours, his agent Jeff Schwartz told ESPN yesterday that Lamar’s wife Khloe Kardashian knew his whereabouts. “Lamar is not missing. His wife knows exactly where he is,” Jeff said. “Playing in the NBA is still very much a part of Lamar’s plans,” Jeff added, without giving more details. Lamar’s father also denied that his son was missing. He told Celebuzz, “I spoke to my son last night. I know where he is at, he’s around … I told him I want him to resume his basketball career, and this … is not a good look. I love my son.” Lamar is reportedly battling an addiction to crack.


Jon Gosselin Sued For Alleged Computer Theft, Phone Hacking

Former reality TV personality Kate Gosselin filed a lawsuit yesterday in Philadelphia, alleging her ex-husband Jon hacked into her computer. The lawsuit alleges Jon culled information from Kate’s phone accounts and her computer and gave it to Robert Hoffman for his 2012 tell-all book, “Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled the World.” Hoffman is Jon’s friend and business partner, as well as a tabloid reporter. His book was yanked from most sellers after Kate claimed the information contained in it was obtained illegally. Kate is now seeking compensatory and punitive damages, as well as court fees and actual damages.


Vin Diesel Honored With A Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

Vin Diesel has received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The actor was honored with the 2,504th star in the category of Motion Pictures in a ceremony yesterday. Diesel’s “Fast and Furious” co-stars Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster were present at the ceremony. Katee Sackhoff, who plays in “Riddick” alongside the actor, also attended the ceremony.


‘12 Monkeys’ Swinging Onto The Small Screen

Syfy has greenlit the pilot for “12 Monkeys,” a potential drama series based on 1995 Terry Gilliam film. The 60-minute pilot is being produced by Universal Cable Productions and Atlas Entertainment, producer of the Bruce Willis/Brad Pitt movie, which itself was based on the 1962 short, “La Jetée.” Like the film, “12 Monkeys” follows the journey of a time traveler from the post-apocalyptic future who appears in present day on a mission to locate and eradicate the source of a deadly plague that will eventually decimate the human race.


Lynda Carter To Join ‘Two And A Half Men’ Cast

Lynda Carter is heading back to the small screen to join the cast of “Two And A Half Men.” The former “Wonder Woman” will play a version of herself in the upcoming 11th season of the sitcom. Carter won’t be the only new face on the show this season – Amber Tamblyn has joined the cast as the lesbian daughter of deceased character Charlie Harper, who was played by Charlie Sheen. Tamblyn will replace Angus T. Jones as a regular on the show.


Former Scientologist Claims To Have ‘Auditioned’ To Be Tom Cruise’s Wife

A former Scientologist from Norway has come forward as the latest woman to claim to have “auditioned” to be Tom Cruise’s wife back in 2005. In a feature published by Australia’s Women’s Day magazine, Anette Iren Johansen recalls a bizarre audition process that was later reportedly revealed to have been for the actor. “They asked me so many questions about my life, my family background, everything I’d ever done in Scientology. There was a lot of talk about Tom Cruise at that time – he had just been in Norway [hosting] the Nobel Peace Prize concert,” she said. Johansen also said that a man from California followed-up with her via telephone, asking her if she had any “sexual perversions.” Johnasen is the second women to come forward with such allegations, following Nazanin Boniadi’s bombshell accusations in Vanity Fair last year. Marc Headley, a former senior Scientologist who was in charge of putting together a reel of women for Tom to review, confirmed her claim.


Miley’s VMA Performance Causes A Stir

Everybody’s still talking about Miley Cyrus’ raunchy performance at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night and not in a good way. And those in Miley’s camp are not particularly happy. “Miley’s team is freaking about that performance,” said one source. But another claims Miley’s raunchiness was expected. Another person said to be upset by Miley is Robin Thicke, who feels he was upstaged by the 20-year-old. But one person who wasn’t mad at Miley was Thicke’s wife Paula Patton. While some sites claim she went ballistic after the performance, sources tell TMZ Paula wasn’t surprised by what went on because Miley and her husband had “tons of rehearsals” before the show and she knew what was coming.


Parents Group Blasts Miley, VMAs

The Parents Television Council is blasting Miley Cyrus and the VMAs for the raunchy telecast. “MTV has once again succeeded in marketing sexually charged messages to young children using former child stars and condom commercials – while falsely rating this program as appropriate for kids as young as 14. This is unacceptable,” PTC director of public policy Dan Isett said in a statement. “MTV continues to sexually exploit young women by promoting acts that incorporate ‘twerking’ in a nude-colored bikini. How is this image of former child star Miley Cyrus appropriate for 14-year-olds?” Ironically, Cyrus’ father, Billy Ray Cyrus, sits on the PTC’s advisory board.


Brooke Shields Criticizes Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance

Brooke Shields, who played the mother of Miley Cyrus’ character on “Hannah Montana,” says Miley seemed “desperate” on stage at the VMAs show in New York. Cyrus, 20, set tongues wagging when she appeared scantily clad while singing two songs – her hit “We Can’t Stop” and a duet with Robin Thicke on his single “Blurred Lines” – at the MTV Video Music Awards Sunday night. Cyrus was grinding against Thicke in a suggestive manner and making vulgar gestures with a foam finger throughout the performances. Shields talked about Cyrus’ sexually charged display as she served as guest co-host of the “Today” show yesterday morning. “I just sort of want to know who’s advising her, and why it’s necessary,” Shields said. She added, “It’s not necessary. It’s uncomfortable. And the tongue out, I think it’s just a little desperate.”

Music News

Fat Joe Begins Prison Sentence For Tax Evasion

Joseph Cartagena, the rapper known as Fat Joe, has turned himself in at the Federal Detention Center in Miami to begin his four-month sentence for tax evasion. Cartagena pleaded guilty in December to neglecting to pay more than $1 million in taxes for the years 2007 and 2008. In addition to the prison sentence, he was also ordered to pay a $15,000 fine and had to agree to be supervised for a year.


Tim McGraw And Faith Hill Not Splitting Up

Tim McGraw has no plans to divorce singer Faith Hill, his wife of 16 years. The National Enquirer recently reported the couple was splitting up due to McGraw’s suspected infidelities – including an affair with Taylor Swift. However, Hill’s rep denied the tabloid story while McGraw’s publicist said the rumors are “totally false and ridiculous.”


Eminem Says New Album Set For Release In November

Eminem says his eighth album is due out November 5th and will be called “MMLP2.” His latest single, “Berzerk,” is expected to go on sale via iTunes today. Em’s last album “Recovery” was released in 2010 and has since sold more than 10 million copies.


ACM Raises $700,000 For Charity

The Academy of Country Music announced a $700,000 contribution to ACM Lifting Lives, made on behalf of the artists who participated in the taping of “ACM Presents: Tim McGraw’s Superstar Summer Night” in Las Vegas in April. McGraw along with Jason Aldean, Dierks Bentley, Luke Bryan, John Fogerty, Brantley Gilbert, Faith Hill, Taylor Swift, Keith Urban, Nelly, Ne-Yo, Pitbull, Florida Georgia Line, Lady Antebellum and The Band Perry participated in the taping, with more than 11 million viewers tuning in to the special on CBS.


Jay-Z’s Rocawear Hit With ‘Hood Love’ Suit

Hova might be sporting too much “Hood Love.” A for-profit company who claims its mission is improving “poverty stricken communities” across the globe has slapped Jay-Z’s hip clothing line Rocawear with a lawsuit for emblazoning its T-shirts with the phase “Hood Love.” Hoodlove LLC claims in the trademark-infringement suit that it has owned the right to the phrase for years – and that Rocawear is profiting off Hoodlove’s good name. Hoodlove is suing for all profits from the shirts and their immediate removal from store shelves.


Joe Nichols’ New Album Arriving In October

Joe Nichols will release a new album titled “Crickets” on October 8th. Nichols is currently climbing the country chart with the album’s first single, “Sunny and 75.” The 16-track project also includes a cover of Merle Haggard’s “Footlights.”


Danity Kane Ready For Reunion

Girl group Danity Kane is primed for a reunion. Four of the five original members announced at the MTV VMAs that they will be recording new music together: Dawn Richard, Aubrey O’Day, Aundrea Fimbres and Shannon Bex. “I think we really missed doing music together,” Fimbres told Billboard on the VMA red carpet. New music from Danity Kane is “coming real soon,” Richard added. “[There’s] an album’s worth of new music. We’re working with the amazing Stereotypes, who as you know they’ve done Damage. We have a new record called ‘Rage.’ it’s a better sound for us. It’s a live sound. Danity Kane with live guitar, live drums [and] more of a rock vibe. People will be pleasantly surprised at how we’re coming.”


Lucy Hale Preps Debut Country Album

“Pretty Little Liars” star Lucy Hale has announced that the ball is officially rolling on her debut album. The 24-year old singer and actress will release a single and album in 2014. This fall, Hale will hit the road to meet and perform for country radio programmers across the U.S. before her first single is released next year.


Michael Jackson Estate Facing $702 Million Tax Bill

Michael Jackson’s estate is being accused of undervaluing a number of Jackson’s assets by hundreds of millions of dollars. The IRS has slapped the King of Pop’s estate a $702 million bill for federal taxes and penalties. The tax filing in question is from 2009, the year the star died at age 50. That year the Jackson estate claimed $7 million in taxable value, but was issued a tax deficiency notice of $505.1 million in taxes and $196.9 million in penalties earlier this year. The estate filed a court challenge to the bill in July. Jackson’s estate said that the artist’s image and likeness were valued at $2,105, while the IRS determined the value to be $434 million.


Cruisin’ With Paramore

Paramore is the latest band to launch their own, branded cruise. They will set sail from March 7-11, 2014 from Miami to the Caribbean. Tegan and Sara are the first special guests to be announced as part of the trip, dubbed “PARAHOY!” More information can be found at Parahoy.com. Paramore kick off their fall headlining tour of North America on October 15th in Seattle.


Man Killed Leaving Jason Aldean Concert

A 33-year-old man struck by a car and killed as he was leaving a Jason Aldean concert on Sunday in northeastern Pennsylvania. Police say Michael Sanders was leaving the show at Montage Mountain when he was hit by a Jeep. Scranton police arrested 23-year-old Ivy Giordano on suspicion of DUI. She was driving the 2007 Jeep that hit Sanders hit shortly before 10 p.m. He died later at a hospital. The charges against Giordano were pending the results of a blood test. The scene was blocked off, creating a massive traffic jam and preventing people from leaving the concert for hours.


Update: Dr. Luke NOT Joining ‘American Idol’

Contrary to rumors suggesting that Dr. Luke has signed up to be a judge on “American Idol,” it’s now reported that he won’t join the singing competition series after all. The Hollywood Reporter says his lucrative label deal with Sony Music is one of the reasons why he passes on the gig. Should Dr. Luke, whose real name is Lukasz Sebastian Gottwald, agree to judge the show, he will help nurture talents for Sony’s competitor, Universal Music Group, which holds the exclusive rights to “American Idol” recordings.


Judas Priest To Front First Las Vegas Metal Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp

Judas Priest has signed up to teach fans all they need to know about heavy rock at Las Vegas’ first all-metal Rock ‘n’ Roll Fantasy Camp. Frontman Rob Halford, guitarist Richie Faulkner, bassist Ian Hill and drummer Scott Travis will serve as counselors alongside former Queensryche singer Geoff Tate, Lita Ford and Vinny Appice at the four-day head-bangers school next spring.


Randy Travis Readies New Album

Randy Travis is currently recovering from the stroke that he suffered as a complication of his congestive heart failure in July. The singer was being treated for viral cardiomyopathy at a Texas area hospital last month, but is now readying the release of his 21st studio album titled “Influence Vol. 1: The Man I Am.” The 13-track album will be released on October 1st and pays tribute to some of the songs and artists that helped influence Travis’ musical career, including Merle Haggard, Lefty Frizzell, Ernest Tubb, Waylon Jennings and George Jones. One song that appears on the new album, “Tonight I’m Playin’ Possum,” is a tribute to Jones, who was his longtime friend. The song was recorded as a duet with Joe Nichols and released as a single earlier this year.


Lady Gaga To Make Rare TV Appearance

“Watch What Happens: Live” has scored a rare TV interview with Lady Gaga. The “Applause” songstress, fresh from her live performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, is set to appear for the first time on the Bravo talk show on September 11th. Lady Gaga also appears in the upcoming movie “Machete Kills,” which comes out on October 11th.


Big Bopper Jr. Dies

Jay P. Richardson, son of the late Big Bopper and known professionally as Big Bopper, Jr., died August 21st in Katy, Texas. He was 54. Jay P., born two months after the Big Bopper’s infamous place crash, had a heart pump installed last June.


Yes And More Slated For 2014 ‘Cruise To The Edge’

You can set sail with acts like Yes, Marillion, and Queensryche during a Caribbean cruise. The second annual “Cruise to the Edge” will depart Miami on April 7, 2014, for five days and nights of live music and visits to two beautiful Caribbean ports: Isla de Roatan, Honduras and Cozumel, Mexico. Bands on board also include Steve Hackett and Genesis Revisited, Tangerine Dream, Renaissance and Saga.

Water Cooler Talk

J.D. Salinger Books Set For Publication

A forthcoming documentary and related book say author J.D. Salinger instructed his estate before he died in 2010 to publish at least five additional books. “Salinger,” a soon-to-be-released film and book tell about the request from the reclusive “Catcher in the Rye” writer, who stopped publishing his work decades ago. The new volumes could be released as early as 2015. Among the books is “The Family Glass,” which would add five new stories to a collection of previously published tales about members of the fictional Glass family, who appear in Salinger’s “Franny and Zooey.” “Salinger” is set for release September 6th.


Cleveland Indians Players Come Through For Ailing Child

The Cleveland Indians come through for an 8-year-old fan with cerebral palsy. Niko Lanzarotta was at the game this past Saturday and got to watch batting practice on the field. He got to meet several players and asked Carlos Santana and Jason Kipnis to hit home runs for him. They wasted little time making good on their promise, with Santana slugging a two-run blast in the first inning. Kipnis homered – also a two-run shot – in the third. The team as a whole even got into the spirit, beating the Minnesota Twins 7-2.


Tracy McGrady Retires From NBA

Tracy McGrady, a seven-time All-Star who averaged nearly 20 points a game over his career, has announced his retirement from the NBA. McGrady, 34, posted on Twitter: “Thank all of you who have supported me over 16 NBA seasons, 7 All-Stars, and countless exciting moments. Retiring from NBA. Stay tuned. #mac.” “I’ve had a great run but it’s time for it to come to an end,” McGrady said on ESPN.


1st Woman To Buy Seat On NYSE Dies

Muriel Siebert, the first woman to buy a seat on the New York Stock Exchange, has died of complications from cancer in New York. She was 84. U.S. Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker called Siebert, who died Saturday, “a trailblazer whose business acumen and indomitable spirit made her a legend on Wall Street and a hero for the many women who followed her into business and the financial industry.”


Bulletproof Whiteboards Coming To Schools

Schools are buying up bulletproof whiteboards and the portable shields may soon be available in Walmart stores. As school shootings continue with frightening frequency, local and national leaders have debated measures from gun control to arming teachers. Hardwire, the company that supplies armor and armored gear to the military, has taken its bulletproof materials into the classroom, producing armored whiteboards, clipboards and backpack boards to be used as personal shields. The 18×20 whiteboards weigh less than four pounds and have handles for holding the board as a shield in front of the head and body. Priced at $299 each, the whiteboards come in multiple colors and are billed as having “no psychological impact on students.” Hardwire also makes ballistic 10×13 clipboards and 10×13 boards meant to be slipped into a child’s backpack. For $1,499 each, schools can purchase peel-and-stick bulletproof backings for classroom doors. Hardwire has entered its bulletproof whiteboard in Walmart’s #GetOnTheShelf contest and hopes to make the product available in stores.


Couple Married For 65 Years Die On Same Day

An Ohio couple who had been married for 65 years died at a nursing home on the same day. Ruthie, 89, and Harold “Doc” Knapke, 91, both passed away on August 11th in the room they shared at the nursing home in Versailles. The two met in the third grade and went on to get married and have six children together. One of their grandchildren, 20-year-old Jeff Simon, said his grandparents were devout Catholics and credits their faith as the reason why his grandmother passed away just 11 hours after his grandfather. The longtime lovebirds had a joint funeral Mass on August 16th.


ASPCA, Human Society Rescue 367 Dogs In Multistate Dogfighting Ring

Hundreds of dogs in three states were rescued in what is believed to be the second-largest dogfighting raid in U.S. history. The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and The Humane Society of the United States aided in seizing 367 dogs in Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia Friday at the request of the U.S. Attorney’s office and the FBI. Thirteen search warrants were executed throughout Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia and Texas after a three-year investigation. Ten suspects were arrested and indicted on felony dogfighting charges. Federal and local officials also seized firearms, drugs and more than $500,000 in cash from dogfighting gambling activities. Remains of dead animals were discovered on some properties. In the latest raid, the ASPCA said the dogs – ranging in age from just a few days to 12-years-old – had been left in extreme heat with no visible fresh water or food. Many were emaciated with scars and wounds and some were tethered to cinder blocks and car tires.


Penn State Settles 25 Lawsuits In Sandusky Case

Penn State has settled lawsuits filed by 25 men who claimed they were abused by former Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky. The settlement deals totaled millions of dollars. A total of 31 suits had been filed against the school since the scandal came to light, including one filed by Sandusky’s adopted son, Matt Sandusky. In the suits, the men argued that Penn State had failed to put a stop to Sandusky’s behavior and put other children at risk. Sandusky was convicted in June 2012 of 45 counts of sexual abuse and sentenced to 30 to 60 years in prison.


Afghanistan War Vet Awarded Medal Of Honor

President Obama has bestowed Afghanistan war veteran Staff Sgt. Ty Michael Carter with the Medal of Honor. Carter became only the fifth living service member awarded the nation’s highest medal for courage in Iraq or Afghanistan. The 33-year-old was commemorated for his bravery during the 2009 Battle of Kamdesh, a day-long firefight with Taliban militants near the Pakistan border. Carter risked his own safety to take out the enemy and rescue a wounded fellow soldier who was pinned down by overwhelming fire. The battle left eight American soldiers dead, making it the deadliest day for U.S. forces in the war effort that year. Early in his remarks in the White House’s East Room yesterday, Obama turned to Carter’s young children and said, “If you want to know what a true American hero looks like, then you don’t have to look too far.”