Written Prep for Thursday, November 14, 2013

 

UCN Written Prep

Thursday, November 14, 2013

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Who Am I?
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Today’s One-Liners

SHE WAS ALMOST REAR-ENDED LIKE IN HER VIDEO

Kim Kardashian was pulled over on the LA freeway for speeding Tuesday as she tried to avoid paparazzi; the incident caused a traffic jam as drivers pulled over to get their own pictures.***

***The last time Kim moved so fast, it was to get out of her marriage to Kris Humphries.

***Kim was cited for speeding. With her backside, she also got a ticket for not having a sign on her car that said, “Oversize Load.”

***Very scary situation. People could have been hurt. And Kris Jenner wants to know, what the heck were you doing running from a camera?

 

IN OTHER WORDS, THE CHECK HE WROTE HER HAS CLEARED

The bodybuilding Brazilian model who taped a sleeping Justin Bieber last week says the pop star was “marvelous and unforgettable” in bed.***

***Bieber is still so young. Even after the sex, he needed a bedtime story before going to sleep.

***Bieber’s been dealing with food poisoning and frankly, I’m now a little queasy myself.

***She was really smitten. Not every guy will climb down off his bodyguard’s shoulders to flirt with you.

 

THEY HAVE A HORROR STORY AND DIDN’T HIRE MILEY TO APPEAR?

Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks will guest star on an upcoming episode of FX’s series “American Horror Story.”***

***Stevie will team up with series star Jessica Lange. Now is this a TV show or an advertisement for Boniva?

***This is a TV show with witches, ghosts, horror, violence. And it’s probably actually less crazy than Charlie Sheen’s house these days.

 

SHE FALLS ASLEEP AFTER WATCHING “KILLING THEM SOFTLY”

Posters for Angelina Jolie’s upcoming movie “Maleficent” have been released online; the movie about the Sleeping Beauty villain is out May 30th.***

***In the original story, Sleeping Beauty falls asleep for a hundred years. Brad told Angelina on the set, probably best to put off getting married until she wakes up.

***Rumors say that, like in the original Sleeping Beauty, the prince fights a dragon. And Angie wishes Brad would start draggin’ himself into the shower once in a while.

 

HE LATER ROLLED IT UP AND STUFFED IT UNDER THE DOOR

Justin Bieber reportedly upset fans in Argentina after kicking and stepping on the flag of the country, which fans had thrown on stage.***

***The people of Argentina have a great deal of pride in their country. Although how much pride can you have if you go to Justin Bieber concerts?

***Bieber is from Canada and their flag has the Maple leaf. That’s Justin’s second-favorite leaf, if you didn’t know.

***Justin is on his way to concerts in Chile. And if he ever goes back to South America, expect a really chilly reception.

 

CHRIS CHRISTIE ORDERED MORE PIZZAS ONLINE LAST MONTH

Embarrassing numbers for Obamacare released on Wednesday: on the HealthCare.gov website, fewer than 27,000 people nationwide signed up for a health plan.***

***Terrible showing. That’s just below Taylor Swift’s number of boyfriends for the year.

***The White House claims Obamacare is making people healthier. Democrats are getting huge amounts of exercise running away from it.

 

SHE ALSO HAS A BUNCH OF USED ARM SLINGS ON EBAY

Mariah Carey said in an interview on Wednesday that she “hated” her gig on American Idol.***

***Mariah’s new single is “The Art of Letting Go.” And to show how good she is at letting go, she plans to keep complaining about her last job.

***Mariah fought all the time with Nicki Minaj.  And even worse, Nick Cannon kept asking Keith Urban and Randy to help him escape.

 

GOOD TO HEAR FROM SUSAN BOYLE AGAIN

An intoxicated man called 911 to complain that his sex partner was “snoring like a train” in his bed, and asked for help removing her.***

***Paramedics showed up. And luckily, under Obamacare, medically assisted walks of shame are covered.

***And after he called, things got worse for this poor guy. As you heard, Zac Efron fell down and had his jaw wired shut.

 

CANCEL ANOTHER CONCERT; I’M MEETING WITH MY REALTOR

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have yet to move into their $11 million Bel Air mansion but are already wanting to build a bigger place, looking at a ten-acre plot of land over the weekend.***

***They’re looking to build the perfect home…to fight over in the divorce three months after the wedding.

***This is a huge plot of land in Bel Air. The only plot that bigger is Kris Jenner’s plot to have a baby North reality show.

 

WE CAN’T STOP…OVERCHARGING THE FANS

On Miley Cyrus’ “Bangerz” tour next year, reports say a VIP meet and greet with the singer will cost $1,000.***

***The deal is offered through American Express. And if you’re over the age of 16, just like the card, you’ll have very little interest.

***You get a photo op, a seat near the catwalk and a signed sledgehammer that’s been pre-licked.

 

HIGH SCHOOL MEDICAL

Reports say Zac Efron broke his jaw after slipping in a puddle and falling, and the actor has had his mouth wired shut.***

***Luckily, he was partying with Charlie Sheen at the time and one of the goddesses was dressed like a naughty nurse.

***Zac feels awful. Who knew that the Johnnie Walker Red you spill at 5 a.m. could be so slippery?

 

THIS GUY WILL APPEAR IN ANYTHING

TMZ reports that intimate pictures of Nicolas Cage and his baby mama Christina Fulton were stolen by a former handyman; law enforcement is trying to recover the photos.***

***Wild story. A Nicolas Cage picture that someone is actually interested in.

Timeline For Thursday, November 14, 2013

1851 “Moby Dick” is first published.

1881 The man who assassinated President Garfield goes on trial. He was convicted and hanged the following year.

1889 Inspired by Jules Verne, New York World reporter Nellie Bly (Elizabeth Cochrane) set out to travel around the world in less than 80 days.  (She made the trip in 72 days.)

1910 The first airplane takes off from the flight deck of a ship.

1916 Sherwood Schwartz is born.

1960 “Georgia On My Mind” by Ray Charles peaks at No. 1.

1969 Apollo 12 blasts off for the moon.

1972 The Dow Jones Industrial Average closes above the 1,000 level for the first time, ending the day at 1,003.16.

1980 “Raging Bull” debuts in New York City.

1981 “My Baby Thinks He’s A Train” by Rosanne Cash peaks at No. 1.

1987 “Maybe Your Baby’s Got The Blues” by The Judds peaks at No. 1.

1988 “Murphy Brown” debuts.

1991 Fox debuts Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” video, following “The Simpsons.” 

1992 “How Do You Talk To An Angel” by The Heights peaks at No. 1.

1995 “Stripped” Live CD by The Rolling Stones is released.

1995 “Greatest Hits I & II” CD by Queen is released.

1996 Michael Jackson marries Debbie Rowe.

1998 “Doo Wop (That Thing)” by Lauryn Hill peaks at No. 1.

2008 Dr. Adrian Kantrowitz, a cardiac surgeon who performed the nation’s first human heart transplant and developed lifesaving medical implants, dies.

2012 CFBDSIR 2149-0403 is discovered, the closest rogue planet to earth (100 light-years away)

Today World Diabetes Day – International Girls Day (www.nationalgirlsday.com) – Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day – Spirit of NSA Day – National American Teddy Bear Day – National Pickle Day

- Tie-In Trivia: Name the fictitious TV newsmagazine show on “Murphy Brown?” (F.Y.I.)

- Tie-In Trivia: What boxer was known as the “Raging Bull?” (Jake La Motta)

- Tie-In One-Liner: On this day in 1991, Michael Jackson’s “Black or White” video premiered on Fox. The video had a controversial ending where Michael commits violence and smashes a car windshield. Today at Fox, Simon Cowell feels like doing the same thing when he sees the “X Factor” ratings.

CeleBirthdays For Thursday, November 14, 2013

Kathleen Hughes (Babe)-85

Fred W. Haise (Astronaut)-80

Ellis Marsalis-79

P.J. O’Rourke (Writer)-66

Prince Charles-65

James Young (Styx)-64

Stephen Bishop-62

Condoleezza Rice-59

Yanni-59

Alec Such (Ex-Bon Jovi)-62

Laura San Giacomo (Just Shoot Me!: Maya Gallo)-52

D.B. Sweeney (Jericho: John Goetz / The Event: Carter)-52

Joseph “Run” Simmons (Run-DMC)-49

Rockie Lynne-49

Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld: David Putty / Family Guy: Joe Swanson, Boggs, Colonial Joe)-49

Jeanette Jurado (Expose)-48

Brian Yale (matchbox twenty)-45

Butch Walker (Marvelous 3)-44

Josh Duhamel (Las Vegas: Danny McCoy / All My Children: Leo du Pres)-41

Adina Howard-39

Travis Barker (Blink-182)-38

Robby Shaffer (MercyMe)-38

Brian Dietzen (NCIS: Jimmy Palmer)-36

Rapper Shyheim is 36

Tobin Esperance (Papa Roach)-34

Olga Kurylenko (Tyranny: Mina Harud)-34

Laura Ramsey (Middle Men: Audrey)-31

- Tie-In Trivia: Condoleezza Rice was the second Secretary of State of the United States. Who was the first? (Madeleine Albright)

- Tie-In Trivia: What does the “D.B.” stand for in actor D.B. Sweeney’s name? (Daniel Bernard)

- Tie-In One-Liner: Guitarist James Young of the classic rock band Styx is 64 today. Their best known album is “The Grand Illusion.” The band is up there in age. Their own grand illusion is that they can still drive at night.

Who Am I?

1. At age 13, I was spotted by a modeling agent in a Moscow subway station and offered a job.

2. Studied piano and ballet as a youth.

3. I appeared as a model on the covers of Glamour, Vogue and Elle.

4. I appeared in the 2003 music video for Seal’s “Love’s Divine.”

5. I was a Bond girl opposite Daniel Craig in 2008’s “Quantum of Solace.”

A. Olga Kurylenko

Impossible Question

Q. How did the company Kinkos get its name?

A. “Kinkos” was named for the curly red hair its founder had. (Source:  fortyagency.com)

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Q. Who has been credited for inventing the word “Nerd?”

A. Dr. Suess!

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Q. According to NASA, what does moondust smell like?

A. Gunpowder!

Celebrity Tweets

“If you guys/gals run into one of our fine Veterans today, say thanks! And, buy ‘em a beer!! #VeteransDay”

A. Justin Timberlake

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“hey Chuck. I have an idea that u need to hear after I make amends to you and yours. which I will do in person. xox c.”

A. Charlie Sheen wants to make peace with his former boss Chuck Lorre, who fired him from “Two and a Half Men”

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“This eye cream smells like bacon. Scam or score?”

A. Kacey Musgraves

Who Said It?

“It’s a part of the entertainment industry that sells – sex sells. And for some disgusting reason, young sex sells even more.”

A. Jennifer Lawrence

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“Being cool is about keeping your blood pressure steady. So no. Don’t be cool. Be passionate. Be dedicated. Be tenacious. Be uncompromising. Be pissed. Be happy. Be sad.”

A. Justin Timberlake

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“My motivation is taking care of my family and having fun and meeting all my fans.”

A. Jenna Jameson explains her return to porn

Web Tripping

Helping Out The Philippines

Rescue and recovery organizations from around the world are pouring into the storm-battered Philippines, where Supertyphoon Haiyan, also known as Yolanda, inflicted widespread devastation. Thousands of people are feared dead in the aftermath of the storm, which made landfall on Friday as one of the worst on record in the typhoon-prone nation. Here’s just a few ways you can help: 

http://google.org/personfinder/2013-yolanda: If you’re looking or have information on a missing person, Google Person Finder has launched a Typhoon Yolanda page.

http://google.org/crisismap/a/gmail.com/TyphoonYolanda: A Google Crisis Map available for evacuation and relief information.

https://mgive.org: The mGive Foundation is collecting donations from U.S. wireless subscribers, who can text AID to 80108 to give a $10 donation to the organization’s Philippines Typhoon Disaster Relief Fund.

http://fieldnotes.unicefusa.org/2013/11/super-typhoon-haiyan-strikes-philippines.html: UNICEF is supporting relief efforts by helping displaced families find access to shelter, clean water, food and vaccines and airlifting $1.3 million of additional supplies from its Copenhagen warehouse. You can donate online, call 1-800-367-5437 or text RELIEF to 864233.

www.redcross.org.ph: The Philippine Red Cross is providing a tracking service for family members looking for missing people. The organization is accepting donations on its website and is looking for volunteers to help assemble relief packages at its headquarters in Manila.

www.redcross.org/news/article/Red-Cross-Sends-Support-to-Philippines-for-Typhoon-Response: The American Red Cross has activated a family-tracking service for those looking for a missing family member in the Philippines. Donors can send a check to their local chapter, indicating “Philippines Typhoons and Floods” in the memo line.

Best TiVo Bets

Daytime Lineup:

Live! With Kelly And Michael (Syn) Seth Meyers, Idris Elba and Miss Universe Gabriela Isler.

The View (ABC) Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Will Forte and guest co-host Camila Alves.

Dr. Phil (Syn) “The Mysterious Death of Jacob Limberios.”

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (Syn) Kerry Washington and David Morrissey.

Rachael Ray Show (Syn) “America’s Got Talent” host Nick Cannon and chef Ming Tsai.

The Doctors (Syn) “Dr. Phil’s Big Secret; Ultimate Foot Makeover; and Dr. Ashton’s House Call.”

The Dr. Oz Show (Syn) “Camille Grammer’s Cancer Bombshell.”

The Wendy Williams Show (Syn) Bellamy Young.

The Talk (CBS) Christina Applegate and Roy Choi.

Katie Couric (Syn) “Real Husbands of Hollywood” exclusive and Nelly performs.

 

Primetime Lineup: 

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (ABC)

Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)

Scandal (ABC)

The Big Bang Theory (CBS)

The Millers (CBS)

The Crazy Ones (CBS)

Two and a Half Men (CBS)

Elementary (CBS)

Parks & Rec (NBC)

Sean Saves the World (NBC)

The Michael J. Fox Show (NBC)

Parenthood (NBC)

 

Late Night Lineup:

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (NBC) Craig Ferguson and JRand f/ Flo Rida.

Late Show with David Letterman (CBS) Claire Danes, Will Forte and Metric.

Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS) Donald Sutherland and Casey Wilson.

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (NBC) Damian Lewis, Steve Coogan, Sheryl Crow and Wanz.

Last Call with Carson Daly (NBC) Erin Foley, “Dear Mr. Watterson” and Two Door Cinema Club.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (COM) Geoffrey Rush.

Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) Sarah Silverman, David Blaine and Charlie Wilson.

The Colbert Report (COM) Alexis Ohanian.

Conan (TBS) Melissa McCarthy, Billy Gardell, Chris Elliott and Yuna.

Tavis Smiley (PBS) Mary J. Blige.

Chelsea Lately (E!) Kerry Washington, Ben Gleib, Cameron Esposito and Julian McCullough.

Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (FXX) Jim Norton.

The Arsenio Hall Show (Syn) Taye Diggs, Terrence Howard, Morris Chestnut, Harold Perrineau and Robert Glasper Experiment f/ Anthony Hamilton.

The Pete Holmes Show (TBS) Whitney Cummings and Pete practices with U.S. Olympic freeskiier Devin Logan.

eBay Oddities

(All misspellings and grammatical errors from listing left intact)

1976-Indiana-NCAA-National-Championship-Player-10k-Ring

Item Number: 130377272047

- Bidding ends: N/A

- With 3 offers, Buy It Now Price: $32,019.76

- Item location: United States

Seller says: “The Legendary Coach of this Historical team Bobby Knight had auctioned off his 1976 National Championship Ring on 12-5-12 through Steiner Auctions. You can google it and see that it finished at $174,950.00 and with the auction fees added to the winning bid the buyer of the ring would have paid in excess of around $210,000.00 for Knight’s 1976 National Championship Ring. Keep in mind the ring I am selling below is an actual players ring so you can own a ring that belonged to an actual player on this team for far less than what Coach Bobby Knights Ring just sold for at auction.”

Lifestyles

Thanksgiving-Themed Takeout Trends

Thanksgiving-themed foods aren’t limited to day-of celebrations. In fact, GrubHub data reveals that Thanksgiving classics spike in popularity throughout the holiday season, with dishes like pumpkin pie and stuffing showing order growth in excess of 100%. GrubHub compared year-round orders to those placed during the holiday season. Findings suggest that while female diners are 30% more likely to order traditional Thanksgiving staples throughout the year, the following classic dishes are most popular among all GrubHub diners during the week of Thanksgiving:

1. Pumpkin Pie 6. Chocolate Pie
2. Stuffing 7. Cherry Pie
3. Green Bean Casserole 8. Cider
4. Creamed Corn 9. Roast Turkey
5. Cranberry Sauce 10. Brussels Sprouts

Men are 68% more likely than women to order takeout on Thanksgiving Day. Diners in the following cities are most likely to celebrate Turkey Day with takeout as opposed to a home-cooked meal.

1. Las Vegas 4. Lansing, MI
2. Seattle 5. Chicago
3. San Francisco  

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Most-Used Words Of 2013

Global Language Monitor has compiled its annual list of the most-used words and phrases of the year. GLM uses special technology to track word usage on social networks, blogs and various publications. To make the list, words and phrases must appear in various forms of media worldwide and have a minimum of 25,000 citations. This year’s list has a remarkably negative theme and features terms that represent such major events as the government shutdown, the Boston Marathon bombing, the conflict in Syria and the ObamaCare debacle. The top 10 words, phrases and names of 2013:

Top 10 Words  
1. 404 6. Surveillance
2. Fail. 7. Drones
3. Hashtag 8. Deficit
4. @Pontifex 9. Sequestration
5. The Optic 10. Emancipate
   
Top 10 Phrases  
1. Toxic Politics 6. Boston Strong
2. Federal Shutdown 7. Marathon Bombing
3. Global Warming/Climate Change 8. Chemical Weapons
4. Federal Deficit 9. All Time High
5. Tread Lightly 10. Rogue nukes
   
Top 10 Names  
1. Pope Francis 6. IRS
2. ObamaCare 7. Ted Cruz
3. NSA 8. Chris Christie
4. Ed Snowden 9. Tea Party
5. Kate Middleton 10. Marathon Bombers

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Thanksgiving Travel, Budget & More

TripAdvisor predicts that 39% of Americans plan to travel for Thanksgiving this year, up 7% from those that did in 2012. Of those traveling, 37% will flock to the skies, while 57% plan to drive to their Turkey Day destination. And shopping malls will be crowded along with roads and runways, as 45% of U.S. respondents plan to take a Black Friday shopping trip.

Other findings:

Thanksgiving Spending on the Rise

Forty-six percent of travelers plan to spend more on Thanksgiving travel this year compared to 2012, while 44% anticipate spending about the same.

- 14% plan to spend more than $3,000

- 21% expect to pay $1,000-$2,999

- 23% are budgeting $500-$999

Navigating the Stresses of Turkey Day Travel

- 70% of travelers admit to being stressed by Thanksgiving travel; travelers’ top sources of frustration: congested roadways, crowded airports / long security lines, and inclement weather.

- 64% plan to travel during off-peak hours to avoid heavy traffic (The busiest day for Thanksgiving travel will be Wednesday, November 27th)

- 16% will eat at a restaurant on Thanksgiving, with their top cited reason being to avoid cooking.

- 8% of travelers will seek to relieve stress by opting to pay for an accommodation rather than stay with family and friends

Tapping Technology for Thanksgiving

57% of travelers plan to use a mobile device to assist their Thanksgiving travel. Among the group, 85% will turn to a smartphone, while 47% will consult their tablet. The top five reasons travelers plan to utilize their devices:

1. Check the weather (70%) 4. Check flight status (36%)
2. Use navigation (51%) 5. Check-in to a flight (35%)
3. Research restaurants (40%)  

Not Everyone Staying at Mom’s

- While 44% of those traveling for Thanksgiving plan to stay at the home of family or friends, 34% will hunker down in a hotel, and 8% will rest in a vacation rental.

Most Popular Thanksgiving Destinations

The top U.S. cities travelers plan to visit:

1. New York City 4. Los Angeles
2. Chicago 5. Boston / San Francisco
3. Washington, D.C.  

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People Bolder Where And When They Reach For Smartphones

With nearly 170 million Americans using smartphones today, mobile devices are now synonymous with everyday activities such as email, web browsing and communication via texts or social media. A number of Americans are actually reaching for their phones in some of the most unexpected places and using them for more than just staying in touch while on-the-go, according to results of a new survey by LG Electronics. Some of the most shocking and surprising places in which Americans are not afraid to whip out their smartphones include:

- Places of Worship: 48% of smartphone owners confess they would be comfortable using their devices in a place of worship.

- In the Bedroom: 77% admit they would openly use their phones while in bed with someone else.

- On a Date: 28% have used their phones while on a date with a significant other.

- During Quality Time: 58% have used their phones when spending time with their family, and 62% have used their phone around friends.

- In the Bathroom: 75% wouldn’t be ashamed to use their phones in a public restroom.

The survey also revealed some unusual smartphone user behaviors, including:

- 35% of smartphone users admit to using their devices to avoid talking to someone, and 33% confess to using their phones to appear busy while alone in a restaurant or bar.

- 48% have relied on their devices to take funny or shocking photos or videos, and 36% own up to using their devices to take “selfies.”

- 41% have used their devices to research a topic to avoid not knowing it in conversation.

Our Weird World

White Supremacist Leader Part Black

(Video at link) A white supremacist attempting to take over a North Dakota town as a haven for racists was found by a talk show’s DNA test to be part black. Craig Cobb, who has said his purchase of property in the unincorporated village of Leith is aimed at making the town a haven for neo-Nazis and other white supremacists, appeared on Trisha Goddard’s nationally syndicated talk show, “Trisha,” and a DNA test he submitted to for the show revealed he was 14% Sub-Saharan African. The episode, scheduled to air November 18th, features Goddard offering Cobb a fist bump upon revealing, “You’ve got a little black in you.” Cobb, who refuses the fist bump in clips released online, said he is planning to take three more DNA tests for comparison and the results will be made public. The DNA test would make Cobb ineligible for membership in his own racialist Creativity religion. He said he would not fault neo-Nazis for shunning him because it is their right to exclude others.

 

Baby Born At 10 Pounds On 11/12/13

An Ohio couple said their daughter’s birth was made more memorable by the fact that she weighed 10 pounds on the date written out as 11/12/13. John and Katy Bragg, who are both nurses at the Cleveland Clinic, said their daughter, Brynn, was born Tuesday at the Hillcrest Hospital in Mayfield Heights, making the sequential 11/12/13 date extra special by adding a significant number 10 into the mix for the newborn’s weight.

 

11/12/13 Baby Born To Parents With Unique Wedding Date

A baby born in Greenville, South Carolina, on Tuesday has a unique birthday – 11/12/13 – and his parents also have a unique wedding date. James Douglas Oliver was born at Greenville Memorial Hospital just before 3 p.m. on the sequential day of 11/12/13. His parents, Sarah and Chase Oliver, were married on 9/10/11. Sarah Oliver is a pediatric resident at the hospital and said it was exciting to be on the other end of experiencing a birth with her son.

 

Planes, Trains & A Gator

Chicago police closer to identifying a woman who they believe can help shed some answers about an alligator that was found at O’Hare International Airport on November 1st. Using a photo that was posted on social media showing a woman holding a small alligator on the Blue Line, Chicago Transit Authority officials and police were able to spot the same woman going through “the turnstiles of the O’Hare rail station, this time without the reptile in view,” the CTA said. The critter, found in a baggage claim area, was about 18 inches long and was captured with a broom and dustpan by an airport worker. Transit officials said, “Those responsible for this act can face a misdemeanor charge of cruel treatment of an animal or face a fine $300 to $1,000 for cruelty to animals for abandoning the animal in a public place.” The alligator was handed over to the Chicago Herpetological Society.

 

‘School Bus Home’ For Sale On Craigslist

A Craigslist posting is offering New Yorkers a cheaper alternative to pricey apartments with a mobile “School Bus Home” on sale for $8,000. The owner of the ad said in the posting the 1998 Bluebird school bus was outfitted with four bed frames, a toilet, a GPS system, an electrical heater and two propane gas stoves for a cross-country trip he took with friends. The posting said no one is currently living in the vehicle, which is still mobile, and it had been intended as a band tour bus before the owner decided to sell.

 

Man Calls 911 Because Neighbors Wouldn’t Drink With Him

A Fort Pierce, Florida, man is accused of calling 911 – twice – to say his neighbors were mean and wouldn’t drink with him. Police got a call around 8:35 p.m. November 3rd about a domestic disturbance. Officers arrived on the scene and a drunken Collins explained to them why he was so upset. “The complainant, James Collins, stated that his neighbors were being mean and would not drink with him,” notes the police report. “Officer Rahn explained to James about misusing 911.” Apparently, Collins did not understand what the officers told him, because just 30 minutes later, he called 911 again to complain that his neighbors wouldn’t drink with him. That’s when police arrested him for disorderly intoxication to go along with the misuse of 911 charge he was facing already.

 

Pendulum Used In Parodies Of Miley Cyrus Video Returns To College Campus

Grand Valley State University in Michigan is reinstalling the pendulum sculpture that was removed after students used it to mimic Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video. The school is putting the pendulum back after workers discovered it had a frayed cable. Students have been riding on it to parody “Wrecking Ball” and posting photos and video on the internet. A university spokesman says it’s a scientific art exhibit and it’s on a reconstructed site that will have limited access.

 

Oops! Frustrated TV Reporter Drops ‘F-Bomb’ Live

(Video at link – WARNING NOT EDITED) A WDIV-TV news reporter in Detroit apparently unwittingly dropped the “F-bomb” on-air while having equipment issues while covering a fire. When station news anchors threw to Lauren Podell for a live report from the scene of the fire, the reporter, apparently frustrated by technical difficulties and not realizing her mic was turned on, could be heard cursing, “I don’t know when we’re going, neither does Jim, I can’t get this f***ing in there!” The anchors apologized for the outburst and moved on.

 

Cruise Passengers Find Keys Dumped By Valets

(Video at link) Cruise passengers found themselves stranded on land after disembarking when valets with a Miami parking company shuffled their keys. The passengers said they disembarked at Port Miami and returned to Premier Parking Ventures, where they had left their vehicles, and discovered workers had dumped the keys to dozens of vehicles into a pile on the ground as part of ongoing pay dispute with the company. Some customers said they had to wait several hours for locksmiths and tow trucks to come assist them. Customers say Premier is placing the blame on the valets, and the valets are placing it right back on the Tampa-based company. Expect lawsuits in 3…2…1.

Celebrity News

Matthew Perry And Courteney Cox To Reunite On ‘Cougar Town’

Matthew Perry is set to guest star on “Cougar Town” this winter, TBS announced. The show stars Courteney Cox, who played Perry’s character’s wife on the classic comedy series “Friends.” TBS said more details about Perry’s appearance will be announced soon. Season 5 of “Cougar Town” premieres January 7th.

 

Rhys Meyers’ Unique Payment For ‘Dracula’

Jonathan Rhys Meyers has had trouble with substance abuse and his new employers wanted some security that he’d show up for work. It seems before NBC would agree to cast him in “Dracula” they set up an interesting payment plan in order to give him incentive to complete the show’s 10 episodes without any problems. Sources say a substantial part of the actor’s salary, approximately $100,000 an episode, was kept from him until he completed all episodes. Instead he received a per diem during shooting in Budapest, as well as other small dispensations. Once completed, he received a lump sum payment. It wasn’t the first time the payment ploy had been used: NBC did it with Alec Baldwin deep into “30 Rock’s” seven-season run because Baldwin had been talking about leaving the show.

 

‘I Love Lucy’ Actress Shirley Mitchell Dies

Shirley Mitchell died of heart failure in her Westwood, California, condo yesterday. She was 94. Mitchell is the last surviving adult cast member of the 1950s sitcom “I Love Lucy.” She played Marion Strong, a close friend of Lucille Ball’s character, Lucy Ricardo, on the show. She also appeared on “Bachelor Father,” “The Beverly Hillbillies” and “Petticoat Junction.” The Ohio native married songwriter Jay Livingston in 1992. Livingston died in 2001.

 

Thompson Forgives Bonham Carter For Branagh Affair

Emma Thompson says she forgives Helena Bonham Carter for having an affair with her former husband Kenneth Branagh. “[It’s] all blood under the bridge,” Thompson said. “You can’t hold on to anything like that. I just think … pfft. It’s pointless. I haven’t got the energy for it. Helena and I made our peace years and years ago.” “Much Ado About Nothing” and “Dead Again” co-stars Thompson and Branagh split after six years of marriage in 1995. Branagh began an affair with Bonham Carter on the set of “Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein” in 1994 and their courtship lasted until 1999. Thompson has been married to her “Sense and Sensibility” co-star Greg Wise for 10 years while Bonham Carter has been dating her frequent director Tim Burton since 2001. Both couples have two children. Branagh married art director Lindsay Brunnock in 2003. Coincidentally, Thompson, Bonham Carter and Branagh have all since appeared in “Harry Potter” films.

 

Charlie Sheen Puts Brooke’s Home On The Market

Charlie Sheen apparently doesn’t want Brooke Mueller as his neighbor anymore. Charlie currently pays for Brooke’s home in his gated community, but sources say he’s ready to sell it. And Charlie is so desperate to get Brooke out of his neighborhood he’s selling it for $4.8 million, the same amount he paid for it. The price will also allow Charlie to stiff Brooke. As part of their divorce settlement Brooke will get half of any profit Charlie makes on the sale, so if he makes nothing, she gets nothing.

 

Brooke Mueller Sued

Brooke Mueller is being sued by a former nanny. Norma Lavizzo, who worked for Brooke for four years, is seeking up to $10 million claiming within the last four years she regularly worked more than 40 hours a week and was never paid any overtime. Norma claims she was always on call for Brooke which means she worked 24 hours a day, and was not allowed “uninterrupted rest and meal periods.”

 

Ryan Seacrest Has Another Gig

Nickelodeon has picked up 40 episodes of the new game show “Go Viral” from Ryan Seacrest Productions. The half-hour, studio-based game show features kid contestants as they compete in elimination challenges revolving around viral videos. The series is set to premiere next summer.

 

Alec Baldwin’s Alleged Stalker Jailed For Contempt Of Court

(Video at link) Genevieve Sabourin, the woman charged with stalking Alec Baldwin, was held in contempt of court yesterday. A Manhattan judge ordered Sabourin to serve 30 days in jail for repeatedly interrupting testimony in her stalking trial and heckling Baldwin and his wife, Hilaria. Baldwin cried on the witness stand Tuesday as he described how Sabourin came to his house in the Hamptons the day he proposed to Hilaria. Sabourin called out at times during Baldwin’s testimony, crying, “No, no,” and “You’re lying,” when Baldwin said he had dinner with her to give her “career advice” and never had an affair with her as she claimed. Sabourin, who faces one count of stalking and more than 20 counts of harassment, has insisted Baldwin’s stalking accusation was aimed at hiding his romance with her from Hilaria.

 

Man Arrested For Stealing Nicolas Cage’s Sex Pics

A handyman who worked at the home of Nicolas Cage’s ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton has been arrested for stealing photos of the former couple having sex. Christina is the mother of Nicolas’ 22-year-old son Weston. Ricardo Orozco was arrested last month for stealing four computers and a box of private photos from Christina’s home back in April. So far the photos have not been recovered. Orozco was charged with felony burglary. He pleaded not guilty and remains in custody with bail set at $1 million. He is due back in court November 21st. Sources close to Cage deny the photos exist.

 

George W. Bush To Appear On ‘Tonight’ Show

Former U.S. President George W. Bush is awr to be a guest on Tuesday’s edition of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on NBC. Bush, 67, served as commander-in-chief from 2001-09, and was succeeded by President Barack Obama. Comedian and actor Ty Barnett will also appear on Tuesday’s program and Ben Harper will be the night’s musical guest. Bush’s visit next week will mark his fourth appearance on Leno’s show.

 

Bye-Bye ‘Totally Biased’

FXX has cancelled “Totally Biased with Kamau Bell.” Its last original episode will air tonight. The relatively young talk show, one of a handful of originals that made the move from parent network FX in the recent spinoff, has been canceled after two seasons due to low ratings.

Music News

Live 4 The Give Holiday Benefit Concert

Music’s hottest artists will take the stage at New York City’s Carnegie Hall on December 2nd for the inaugural Live 4 The Give Holiday Benefit Concert to raise money for family-focused nonprofit organizations. Fans will have the chance to attend using a unique mobile voting and pledging charitable giving initiative. Ne-Yo will take the stage, with special guest appearances by Jennifer Hudson and Sheryl Crow, and make musical history through a first-of-its-kind fundraising event, powered by social media, to support disadvantaged youth and families in need during the holiday giving season. Funds raised will benefit three nonprofits supporting disadvantaged youth and families in need: Youth, I.N.C., The Compound Foundation, and Win, as well as Carnegie Hall, a non-profit that serves a wide range of people in need through its Musical Connections program.

 

Tracking Device Found On A Car Linked To Judds

A GPS tracking device was found on a car linked to Wynonna Judd and her sister Ashley Judd. A teenager brought the car into a Franklin, Tennessee, auto shop and asked mechanics to check the vehicle for a tracking device. Mechanics found a GPS device on the vehicle and police were called out to the shop to have it removed. The device is in police custody and an investigation into the matter has been launched. The identity of the teenager who brought the car is still unclear, as is how the vehicle is linked to the Judd family. Wynonna Judd has two teenage children (Grace and Elijah), and her husband Cactus Moser has three older children from a previous marriage, the youngest being 19 or 20 years old. Ashley Judd does not have any children.

 

American Music Awards Lineup Grows

Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry and TLC have joined the lineup of performers for the 2013 American Music Awards. The ceremony will be broadcast live on ABC from the Nokia Theatre L.A. LIVE November 24th. Perry will open the program with “Unconditionally,” the second single from her new album, “PRISM,” while Lopez will perform a tribute to music icon Celia Cruz. The two surviving members of TLC will take the stage with a special unannounced guest. Member Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez died in a car crash more than a decade ago. Other performers booked to sing at this month’s AMAs show include Luke Bryan, Miley Cyrus, Florida Georgia Line, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Imagine Dragons, Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, One Direction and Justin Timberlake. Pitbull will serve as host.

 

Mariah Carey Hated ‘American Idol’ Job

(Video at link) Mariah Carey says she hated working as a judge on “American Idol” and is glad the gig is over. Carey served on the panel last season alongside Nicki Minaj, Randy Jackson and Keith Urban, but declined to return for another season. “Honestly, I hated it,” Carey told radio’s Hot 97. “Here’s what it was. I was the first person who signed on,” she explained. “I thought it was going to be a three-person panel. They gave me a nice … monetary moment, and I was just like: ‘OK, Randy Jackson will be there; I’ve known him forever. He used to play bass for me. Like, this isn’t a big deal. This will be nothing.’ But it wasn’t that. It was like going to work every day in hell with Satan.” Carey didn’t name names in the radio interview, but her clashes with Minaj throughout the season were well-known.

 

Toby Keith To Be Grand Marshal For Ford Ecoboost 400

Toby Keith will serve as Grand Marshal for the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Ford EcoBoost 400 at Homestead-Miami Speedway on November 17th. Keith will deliver the most famous words in motorsports, “Drivers start your engines,” to commence the 267 laps of championship racing. Before Toby helps get the race underway, Dierks Bentley will take the stage to perform for the crowd. Miami’s own DJ Irie will also be on hand at the event to perform. The 2013 Ford EcoBoost 400 will be the 15th NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race in South Florida and the 12th consecutive championship finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway.

 

Composer John Tavener Dies

British composer John Tavener has died. He was 69. Tavener’s big break was getting The Beatles to release his piece “The Whale” on their Apple Records label. It features Tavener reciting facts about whales over a musical accompaniment. Tavener had said he got the attention of John Lennon and Yoko Ono at a party by playing them his opera “Notre Dames des Fleurs,” which featured obscene lyrics. Among Tavener’s later works was writing “Prayer of the Heart” for Bjork in 2004. Tavener’s best-known work may be “Song for Athene,” which was used at the funeral of Princess Diana.

 

Katherine Jackson Appealing Wrongful Death Verdict

Katherine Jackson has filed documents in Los Angeles appealing the jury’s verdict in her son Michael’s wrongful death lawsuit. Michael Jackson died June 25, 2009, at the age of 50 from an overdose of sedatives and anesthesia administered by his private physician Conrad Murray to help the insomniac artist sleep. Murray was subsequently sentenced to four years in prison for involuntary manslaughter. Katherine sued AEG for more than $40 billion, claiming the company behind Michael’s ill-fated concert tour was negligent in hiring Murray to care for Michael. However, a jury in the civil suit against AEG decided last month the company was not responsible for Michael’s death. Katherine is now pursuing an appeal even though civil lawsuit verdicts are seldom overturned.

 

Tina Turner Relinquishes Her U.S. Citizenship

Tennessee-born Tina Turner, who has lived in Switzerland for nearly two decades, has relinquished her U.S. citizenship. The 73-year-old singer went to the U.S. embassy in Bern October 24th to complete the Statement of Voluntary Relinquishment of U.S. Citizenship paperwork, in which she stated she no longer has any links to the United States “except for family, and has no plans to reside in the United States in the future.” She took the oath of Swiss nationality April 10th. Turner married German music producer Erwin Bach, her boyfriend of 27 years, last summer.

 

Brad Paisley Wants To ‘Beat This Winter’

Brad Paisley is currently traveling the country on his headlining “Beat This Summer Tour,” but with the weather getting colder, he has chosen a more appropriate name for the tour. Not only has the tour has been extended through March, Paisley has also re-christened the trek the “Beat This Winter Tour.” The newly added leg of the tour will kick off in Greenville, South Carolina, January 9th and will wrap up in Brad’s home state of West Virginia on March 1st. The tour leg also includes a date at the Bridgestone Arena in Nashville on February 22nd. Paisley will be joined by special guests Chris Young and Danielle Bradbery on the final leg of the tour.

 

More Bieber-Antics

(Video at link) Justin Bieber has been accused of being disrespectful towards the Argentina flag. Fan footage shot at the pop star’s show last Saturday in the country shows him kicking aside a flag tossed onstage and then sweeping it off the stage with his microphone stand. Most musicians on world tours usually hold up the flags in appreciation to their fans.

 

Justin Timberlake Extends ‘The 20/20 Experience’ Tour

Justin Timberlake has extended his “The 20/20 Experience Tour” through late summer 2014. In addition to traveling overseas to London, Zurich and Paris in April, Timberlake will return stateside in July for stops along the East Coast including North Carolina, Maryland and New York, before he heads to the West Coast. His original solo tour dates kicked off on October 31st in Montreal and ended February 16th in Chicago, before he added dates in New York City, Washington DC, Buffalo, Miami, Fort Lauderdale and Vancouver.

Water Cooler Talk

At&T, Verizon Waive Fees To Contact Philippines

AT&T and Verizon are offering free calls and texts to the Philippines for customers trying to contact friends and family there in the wake of Typhoon Haiyan. AT&T wireless customers will be eligible for unlimited calls and texts until November 30th. Landline and U-verse voice customers will get up to 60 minutes of direct-dial calling to the Philippines. The offer is retroactive to last Friday, when the typhoon hit the island nation, displacing more than 600,000 people. Verizon is waiving charges on residential landlines through December 7th, also retroactive to Friday. Wireless customers who aren’t under prepaid plans are also eligible. Meanwhile, Apple is letting people donate to the American Red Cross through its iTunes online store. Apple says the entire amount will go to the charity.

 

Rescue Dog Becomes First Canine At Mount Everest Base Camp

An 8-month-old dog rescued from an Indian dump site by a South African woman has become the first canine to reach Mount Everest Base Camp in Nepal. Joanne Lefson of Cape Town said Rupee, the dog she adopted when he was discovered dehydrated and malnourished at a Leh, India, dump site in September, accompanied her to the Everest South Base Camp in Nepal October 26th and became the first canine officially recorded at the 17,598-foot-high base camp. Lefson, who previously made headlines for visiting international landmarks with her previous dog, Oscar, said Rupee’s accomplishment was performed to honor Oscar, who died following a road collision in January.

 

Is Pot For Pets A Good Idea?

(Video at link) Some medical marijuana enthusiasts in Colorado are taking the “holistic approach” by giving their pets pot to deal with pain. As animals age, it’s harder for them to do things like fetch, run and play, prompting some owners to give them pot to help fix the problem. While some think pot is therapeutic for their pooches, veterinarian Dr. John Sudduth says giving a dog medical marijuana can be deadly, noting there hasn’t been “enough research” on how to safely use medication such as marijuana. “Pets are not necessarily people in fur coats,” Sudduth added. “And how they metabolize medications and utilize medications those are all separate issues that have to be determined.” It is still illegal for veterinarians to prescribe medical marijuana pills. According to Sudduth, toxicity cases in dogs have risen dramatically in Colorado since recreational marijuana was legalized in the state.

 

Ew! Instrument Neglect Can Lead To ‘Saxophone Lung’ In Musicians

Reed instruments, such as the clarinet and saxophone, can be detrimental to your health if not properly cleaned. In a study presented at the American College of Allergy, Asthma and Immunology’s Annual Scientific Meeting in Baltimore, researchers noted that musicians can develop allergic pulmonary disease to specific funguses that collect over time in the instrument’s reed. The rare disease, known as Saxophone Lung, can be misdiagnosed due to the persistent cough and wheezing and association with mold allergy. Researchers say it is imperative to properly diagnose Saxophone Lung since treatment with corticosteroids alone is not enough. If the mold is not removed from the instrument, the symptoms will continue.

 

Retailers Offer Incentives For Those Working On Thanksgiving

With a number of stores announcing they’ll be open Thanksgiving Day this year, retailers are hoping to entice employees with a number of perks. In fact, thanks to things like overtime pay, increased employee discounts, relaxed dress codes and even free turkey dinners, many workers are actually volunteering for Thanksgiving shifts. Big box retailers that will be open on Thanksgiving include Macy’s, Target, Best Buy, Kmart, Toys R Us and Walmart. The decision has caused controversy among workers and consumers, many of whom feel it’s unfair to make people work on the holiday. But despite widespread criticism, employees who opt – or are forced – to work on Thanksgiving will likely be plenty busy: almost 40% of shoppers say they plan to hit the stores November 28th. Black Friday has remained the No. 1 shopping day for the past decade, with retailers raking in an estimated $10 billion annually.