Mariah Carey wants to be the Queen of Christmas, Elon Musk thinks he’s funny, the NBA is off on Election Day, a Mosquito from New York visits your show, The MF’er of the Week returns, as well as Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 18, 2022 →

A song from The Jungle Book is about Quiet Quitting. Snoop raps about his new cereal. Jeff Bezos takes on Walmart. Capri Sun cleans itself up. The Crazy Cat Lady isn’t scared of monkeypox. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney chimes in on the Capri Sun recall. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 17, 2022 →

Foreigner sings about the return of Pumpkin Spice. Regale a new Real American Hero. Morgan Freeman is sorry about spaghetti sauce. Grapes will give you life. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden went to the movies. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 16, 2022 →

Two songs are about Hot Girls with IBS on TikTok and the CDC dropping the 6 Foot Rule. Jeff Bezos predicts your future. This summer’s hot enough to be a hot sauce. Give out a new Gas Saving Tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News talks about gifting stores. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 15, 2022 →

A Bob Seger parody is about back-to-school shopping. IRS agents may soon resemble Dirty Harry. The new flavor of Coca Cola tastes like dreams. A version of Only Fans is for old people. The Sports Kid returns. Enjoy a new Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden prepares for vacation. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 12, 2022 →

Reggae music calms down your dog. Donald Trump needs a Ring doorbell. Applebees is now fine dining. No Domino’s Pizza in Italy?!? Enjoy a new feature with Sam Jackson. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And we Mash Up the News! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 11, 2022 →

A Clapton classic is about how our brains don’t work after midnight. Enjoy a new inflation tip. Learn about the latest thing in TV technology. Eat a wooly mammoth. Interpret a spider’s dreams. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Barney explains lab-grown meat. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 10, 2022 →

There’s a new trend in women’s perfume. Jeff Bezos buys Roomba. Listen in on a NASA press conference. Alexa can sound like your grandmother. Menthol Meredith loves Back-To-School. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden’s bout with COVID was very productive. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 9, 2022 →

A Tom Petty Song is caffeinated. Who cares if hot dogs will kill you? Leave Brittney Griner alone. Young men are taking ED drugs. It’s Crazy Cat Lady’s favorite day. Dad Jokes after bedtime. And Cheech & Chong chime in on Aaron Rodgers. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 8, 2022 →

Sing about our crushing household debt. Jeff Bezos updates us on his mega-yacht. Join the class action suit against Beyonce. Jennifer Coolidge is a true MILF. Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden still has COVID. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 5, 2022 →