Sing about Free Samples. Bezos bans pot paraphernalia. Morgan apologizes for Oprah. A cheating scandal rocks pro fishing. Get mom some breast milk jewelry. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Bird Flu. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 5, 2022 →

A Paul Simon parody warns of the looming butter shortage. Halloween and Christmas decorations go great together. Lizzo plays more presidential instruments. Phil Collins and Genesis sell their music catalogs. Menthol Meredith does Sober October. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and President Biden is in Puerto Rico. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 4, 2022 →

The Bangles sing about October. A chorus of workers don’t want to return to the office. Labor strikes may make for a scary October. McDonald’s is selling Happy Meals to adults. The Supreme Court is back. Dad Joke Theater returns and The Weekly Weed News reports on a new vacation trend. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 3, 2022 →

A Low Rider parody welcomes the weekend. Bezos’ ex-wife is divorcing again. Barry Bonds talks about Aaron Judge. A cannibal should have played Jeffrey Dahmer. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden takes on hunger. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 30, 2022 →

Does King Charles like his new job? Guy Fieri tests a new eatery. Little Picasso sets an art trend. Theaters were empty in September. The head coach of the Celtics is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 29, 2022 →

Sing about how America is the 4th Best Country in the World! Jeff Bezos disses Shaquille O’Neal. Celebrate political pollsters. Alan Rickman’s diary is being published. Chipotle goes robotic. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains hurricanes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 28, 2022 →

Sing about quitting your job. NASA blows up an asteroid. Brett Favre is in trouble. The Pro Bowl is dead. Meredith talks about Rihanna. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden loves Elton John. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 27, 2022 →

Christmas seems to be happening 12 months a year. Passing gas is ok after 6 dates. A new kind of James Bond will be coming. The CIA is getting a podcast. Kids were caught gambling. Dad tells another joke and the Weekly Weed News is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 26, 2022 →

LeVar Burton doesn’t like that Kanye doesn’t read books. Celebrate Friday with Ram Jam. People talk about the new Apple AirPods. The Stranger Things house is being sold. Sports Kid is back. As well as Dad Joke and a Joe Biden Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 23, 2022 →

Kids are cooking chicken on NyQuil. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Farmer’s Almanac. Mark Zuckerberg lost a bunch of dough. Babe Ruth’s ghost chimes in on records. Brett Favre gets a new title. And wrap it up with Morning Shower thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 22, 2022 →