Taylor Swift loves to be a celebrity polluter. Jeff Bezos wishes he was on the celebrity polluter list. Morgan Freeman apologizes for chicken wing-flavored lip gloss. A new Star Wars series is coming. Menthol Meredith quits her job. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden talks about his poll numbers. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 2, 2022 →

Sing about the start of August. Halloween candy will be in short supply. Give some tips to the big Mega Millions winner. Be proud of your ugly feet. Help fight inflation. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News is potent. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 1, 2022 →

Mega Millions is over a billion dollars Friday. Lazy kids as young as 6 can get high blood pressure. Orcas are attacking sharks. Crazy Cat Lady talks aliens. Sports Kid is back as well as Dad Jokes and Joe Biden. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 29, 2022 →

Jeopardy fans are not happy with the hosting situation. The Oompa Loompas want to tell you about how great chocolate is. New Yorkers think they are awesome. Dr Fauci has some words. We also fight inflation, tell Dad Jokes and mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 28, 2022 →

The Mega Millions drawing was on Tuesday and your listeners probably didn’t win. The Choco Taco is dead. Fight inflation with today’s tip. Not drinking can be as perilous as drinking. Mob actors keep dying. And Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 27, 2022 →

Fights at Disney World, a new NFL streaming service, Jordan Peele at the box office, Crypto went busto, Menthol Meredith talks heat, Morning Shower thoughts and Joe Biden calls your show. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 26, 2022 →

It’s Monday and Caffeine is on the menu. The US Military needs more volunteers. A guy contracted Covid and Monkeypox at the same time. Jeff Bezos talks Amazon Medical care.Insects are the future of protein. Dad Joke and Weekly Weed News also return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 25, 2022 →

Bruce Springsteen tickets are on fire. People don’t care about COVID anymore. Morgan Freeman apologizes for natural deodorant. Dogs are the unwitting victims of restaurants reducing portion sizes. Sports Kid is back, as well as Joe Biden’s Address and Dad Joke! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 22, 2022 →

A song parody is about what parents do when the kids are at camp. Arnold Schwarzenegger likes to cut one in his co-stars’ faces. Quidditch goes woke. Time to move on from trying to get a summer bod. Give a voice to lost luggage. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we Mashup the News once more. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 21, 2022 →

Two parody songs are about heat waves and a new Japanese napping technology. Don McClean’s famous song is being made into a feature film. Dr. Fauci announces his retirement. Morgan apologizes for your sweaty rear end. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains an incident at Sesame Street Place. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 20, 2022 →