Sing about Candy Corn and gag a little. Jeff Bezos warns of a scam. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Taylor Swift. Kanye complains about the shoes. Lick the backside of a SCOTUS stamp. A Halloween Dad Joke appears. And Barney warns trick-or-treaters about helicopter parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 26, 2022 →

Two songs are about tempting Halloween candy and the long wait for more House of the Dragon. Your local candidate has a message. No! Really? Wow! is about Black Adam. Menthol Meredith dislikes math. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden will buy your vote. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 25, 2022 →

Songs are about Haunted Houses and the horror of Monday morning. Carpool Karaoke gets nasty. The Crypt Keeper scares up some devilish daycare workers. A cuddled turkey has its say. A Halloween Dad Joke appears. And the Weekly Weed News is from the UCN Archive. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 24, 2022 →

A Beatles parody is about what happened to your pumpkin. The 10pm network TV slot is dead. Smiling gets Mansplained. People are talking about Liz Truss. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke returns. And Joe Biden comes clean on the JFK files. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 21, 2022 →

Sing about the sequel to “A Christmas Story.” Jeff Bezos battens down the hatches. Netflix thanks a certain someone. Thursday Night Weddings are a thing. Kanye is the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 20, 2022 →

Sing about pop-up Halloween stores at the mall. Jeff Bezos goes to Rome. Student debt relief is easy. The Crypt Keeper is scared of Bird Flu. Grandma’s House is a haunted house. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney teaches about strict parents. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 19, 2022 →

A musical warning against dentistry on TikTok. Candidates are texting you. There’s a new treatment for aging QBs. The Crypt Keeper is haunted by inflation. Menthol Meredith talks about Kanye buying Parler. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden decorates for Halloween. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 18, 2022 →

Songs are about canceling the “Thumbs Up” emoji and the hassle of raking leaves. Pelosi and Trump face off in a rap battle. The military gets woke. Netflix adds ads. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong discuss Biden’s blanket pardon of potheads. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 17, 2022 →

Sing about the effect of inflation and then give a tip on how to fight it. What’s next for Halloween costumes for pets? Protecting the QB has gotten out of hand. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Joe Biden tries to be funny on purpose. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 14, 2022 →

Sing about how “healthy” breakfast cereal isn’t. Scary things are on your neighbor’s lawn. Netflix goes full Dahmer. Tucker Carlson has questions. Draymond Green is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return and the news gets a mashup. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 13, 2022 →