Get unmotivated to ditch your resolution. Putin might retire. The Golden Globes were contagious. NBC has more new sitcoms. Menthol Meredith talks about classified documents. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden is on the phone to avoid your questions. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 17, 2023
Sing about Joe Biden’s garage and about how you didn’t win the lottery. George Santos inspires a new toy. What if Bears could talk? M&Ms get Mansplained. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports from Connecticut. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 16, 2023
Say goodbye to broccoli and hello to high egg prices. Morgan apologizes for gas stoves. Friday the 13th is a bad day to play Mega Millions. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address round things out. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 13, 2023
Girl Scout season is nearly here. Bet on Rob Gronkowski. Get help for aging stoners. Enjoy a new No Really Wow. Scottie Pippen’s Ex is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup The News are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 12, 2023
Disney is calling their remote workers back. Hump Day here. Commemorate the College Football Championship. There’s a real life Game of Thrones. The Ozone layer is back. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney explains childhood obesity. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 11, 2023
Songs are about winning Mega Millions and being sick of the Royal Family. Jeff Bezos is Elon Musk’s peer. Dog News covers Oprah’s pooches. Menthol Meredith talks about Prince Harry. Morning Shower thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone about this trip to the border. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 10, 2023
Sing about how Work Stinks! Jeff Bezos imagines immortality. Morgan has a mea culpa for Dry January. Purchase home audio at House Speaker. Crazy Cat Lady talks about Taylor Swift’s cat. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News congratulates Maryland. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 9, 2023
Sing about our dysfunctional House of Representatives. Praise the one who draws the lottery balls. Get ready for Robot Lawyer. A Bionic Willie is the latest ED treatment. And a new Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Biden Address round things out. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 6, 2023
The Greatest Singer of All Time rubs it in. Help find a new Speaker of the House. HBO fires the Looney Tunes. Southwest offers a goodwill gesture. And the MFer of the Week, Morning Shower Thoughts, and Mashup the News all return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 5, 2023
You can’t Get Drunk on a Plane during Dry January. Jeff Bezos laments his net worth. Morgan apologizes for water. Mickey Mouse is public domain. Go back to the office. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains Taylor Swift’s rich cat. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 4, 2023