Sing about how America is the 4th Best Country in the World! Jeff Bezos disses Shaquille O’Neal. Celebrate political pollsters. Alan Rickman’s diary is being published. Chipotle goes robotic. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains hurricanes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 28, 2022 →

Sing about quitting your job. NASA blows up an asteroid. Brett Favre is in trouble. The Pro Bowl is dead. Meredith talks about Rihanna. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden loves Elton John. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 27, 2022 →

Christmas seems to be happening 12 months a year. Passing gas is ok after 6 dates. A new kind of James Bond will be coming. The CIA is getting a podcast. Kids were caught gambling. Dad tells another joke and the Weekly Weed News is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 26, 2022 →

LeVar Burton doesn’t like that Kanye doesn’t read books. Celebrate Friday with Ram Jam. People talk about the new Apple AirPods. The Stranger Things house is being sold. Sports Kid is back. As well as Dad Joke and a Joe Biden Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 23, 2022 →

Kids are cooking chicken on NyQuil. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Farmer’s Almanac. Mark Zuckerberg lost a bunch of dough. Babe Ruth’s ghost chimes in on records. Brett Favre gets a new title. And wrap it up with Morning Shower thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 22, 2022 →

There could be a beer shortage coming. Standing at work all day can be bad for you. A new airline is making its debut. Kanye has never read a book – unbelievable. A new holiday is created. Then Dad Jokes and Barney. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 21, 2022 →

Short people can get taller. People who sit around all day are in trouble. Jeff Bezos has been reduced to the world’s 3rd richest man. An imaginary friend has a message for parents. Menthol Meredith is upset about Tom Brady’s marriage. Dad Joke Theater returns and Joe Biden is on the phone to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 20, 2022 →

It’s Black Coffee on a Monday Morning. The Queen will be laid to rest today. King Charles’ swollen fingers let us know a thing or two. Smart Phones cause early puberty. A Pirate is not happy about Talk like a PIrate Day. Dag Joke is back and we wrap up Monday with Weekly Weed News. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 19, 2022 →

Disney World is a mess. Jeff Bezos is violating antitrust laws. A Real American Hero Hate Watches TV. Americans are losing sleep over what’s happening in the world. Sports Kid returns and so do Dad Joke Theater and Joe Biden’s Address Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 16, 2022 →

Moms are taking mushrooms to deal with kids. The year once again seems to be going too fast. Strippers in retirement homes, The Motherf***er of the week, Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News round out the morning. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 15, 2022 →