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UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 29, 2022

July 29, 2022 Mike Hand

Mega Millions is over a billion dollars Friday. Lazy kids as young as 6 can get high blood pressure. Orcas are attacking sharks. Crazy Cat Lady talks aliens. Sports Kid is back as well as Dad Jokes and Joe Biden. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 29, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 28, 2022

July 28, 2022 Mike Hand

Jeopardy fans are not happy with the hosting situation. The Oompa Loompas want to tell you about how great chocolate is. New Yorkers think they are awesome. Dr Fauci has some words. We also fight inflation, tell Dad Jokes and mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 28, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 27, 2022

July 27, 2022 Mike Hand

The Mega Millions drawing was on Tuesday and your listeners probably didn’t win. The Choco Taco is dead. Fight inflation with today’s tip. Not drinking can be as perilous as drinking. Mob actors keep dying. And Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 27, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 26, 2022

July 26, 2022 Mike Hand

Fights at Disney World, a new NFL streaming service, Jordan Peele at the box office, Crypto went busto, Menthol Meredith talks heat, Morning Shower thoughts and Joe Biden calls your show. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 26, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 25, 2022

July 25, 2022 Mike Hand

It’s Monday and Caffeine is on the menu. The US Military needs more volunteers. A guy contracted Covid and Monkeypox at the same time. Jeff Bezos talks Amazon Medical care.Insects are the future of protein. Dad Joke and Weekly Weed News also return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 25, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 22, 2022

July 22, 2022 Mike Hand

Bruce Springsteen tickets are on fire. People don’t care about COVID anymore. Morgan Freeman apologizes for natural deodorant. Dogs are the unwitting victims of restaurants reducing portion sizes. Sports Kid is back, as well as Joe Biden’s Address and Dad Joke! Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 22, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 21, 2022

July 21, 2022 Joel Graham

A song parody is about what parents do when the kids are at camp. Arnold Schwarzenegger likes to cut one in his co-stars’ faces. Quidditch goes woke. Time to move on from trying to get a summer bod. Give a voice to lost luggage. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And we Mashup the News once more. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, July 21, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 20, 2022

July 20, 2022 Joel Graham

Two parody songs are about heat waves and a new Japanese napping technology. Don McClean’s famous song is being made into a feature film. Dr. Fauci announces his retirement. Morgan apologizes for your sweaty rear end. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains an incident at Sesame Street Place. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, July 20, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 19, 2022

July 19, 2022 Joel Graham

Smashmouth sings about the All Star Game. Inflation has hit loaves of bread. J.Lo is married…again. Being woke makes you tired. Menthol Meredith talks about the Bennifer wedding. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And President Biden is steady on his feet. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, July 19, 2022 →

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UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 18, 2022

July 18, 2022 Joel Graham

Sharks have been sighted in New York, New York. Jeff Bezos wants you to lick his head. Wordle is now a board game. There’s a Shark Week alternative. Unvaxxed MLB Players can’t go to Canada. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech and Chong report on the NYPD. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 18, 2022 →

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