Who is going to see Nickelback? Jeff Bezos is not selling any papers. Snubbed Oscar hopefuls get the “Waaah!” treatment. There’s a new Drag Queen reading stories to kids. Disney’s Star Wars Hotel is still too expensive. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the dangers of AI. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 25, 2023 →

People are smuggling eggs out of Mexico. Send a message to Britney Spears. Court TV is still a thing. Facebook has new rules about nipples. Menthol Meredith is not a fan of Avatar. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden wants to go paperless. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 24, 2023 →

Sing about needing Caffeine and the new strain of Gonorrhea. Stop Supreme Court leaks. Your Alarm Clock wants to talk. Robert Pattinson cries. Dad Joke Theater returns. The Weekly Weed News reports on the military. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 23, 2023 →

A parody gets you pumped for football this weekend. Jeff Bezos is uncharitable. Put out a Casting Call for the Michael Jackson biopic. Vladimir Putin says he’ll survive. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Biden’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 20, 2023 →

Eggflation is nothing to celebrate. Morgan apologizes for El Nino. Iowa Husband-Calling gets a documentary. Hear from a Canadian drinker. George Santos is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News are back. And we’re reposting the Swedish Footloose parody after a website issue disrupted yesterday’s audio file. We apologize for the inconvenience. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 19, 2023 →

90s fashion is hot again. Jeff Bezos asks weird questions. Football Films is on Brady’s future. The Hangover is sober-curious. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains Dry January. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 18, 2023 →

Get unmotivated to ditch your resolution. Putin might retire. The Golden Globes were contagious. NBC has more new sitcoms. Menthol Meredith talks about classified documents. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden is on the phone to avoid your questions. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 17, 2023 →

Sing about Joe Biden’s garage and about how you didn’t win the lottery. George Santos inspires a new toy. What if Bears could talk? M&Ms get Mansplained. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports from Connecticut. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 16, 2023 →

Say goodbye to broccoli and hello to high egg prices. Morgan apologizes for gas stoves. Friday the 13th is a bad day to play Mega Millions. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and the President’s Weekly Address round things out. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 13, 2023 →

Girl Scout season is nearly here. Bet on Rob Gronkowski. Get help for aging stoners. Enjoy a new No Really Wow. Scottie Pippen’s Ex is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup The News are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 12, 2023 →