A lack of sleep makes people selfish. Fight the inflated price of electricity. Batgirl gets a funeral screening. A nightclub bans men who stare. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden addresses student loan forgiveness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, August 26, 2022 →

A Heart parody is about student loan forgiveness. Morgan apologizes to those with no student debt. Rich people in California are wasting water. San Francisco is buying $20K trash cans. Gary Busey is the MFer of the Week. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 25, 2022 →

Getting “busy” a couple times a week is good for your health. The new game of Thrones prequel gets a new theme. Monkeypox is in all 50 states! The moon has some new photos to share on the internet. Dogs cry tears of joy when they see their owners. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 24, 2022 →

Sing about the price of new cars. J.Lo says Yes to the Mess. What are people saying about House of the Dragon? Heed a new Inflation Fighting Tip. Menthol Meredith expounds on the Game of Thrones prequel. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden keeps running into a strange woman. Production Note: Any bits … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 23, 2022 →

Start your Monday with a country-wide teacher shortage. Lots of people have skipped the dentist since the pandemic started. Could Pumpkin Spice dog food be around the corner? Some unsurprising news about Will Smith. Then Dad Joke and Cheech & Chong return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 22, 2022 →

Kick off the weekend with a classic tune, Jeff Bezos claims harassment, Snipchat is a new social media platform, strippers are unionizing, Sports Kid returns, followed by Dad Joke Theater and a Biden Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading DailyPrep for Friday, August 19, 2022 →

Mariah Carey wants to be the Queen of Christmas, Elon Musk thinks he’s funny, the NBA is off on Election Day, a Mosquito from New York visits your show, The MF’er of the Week returns, as well as Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 18, 2022 →

A song from The Jungle Book is about Quiet Quitting. Snoop raps about his new cereal. Jeff Bezos takes on Walmart. Capri Sun cleans itself up. The Crazy Cat Lady isn’t scared of monkeypox. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney chimes in on the Capri Sun recall. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 17, 2022 →

Foreigner sings about the return of Pumpkin Spice. Regale a new Real American Hero. Morgan Freeman is sorry about spaghetti sauce. Grapes will give you life. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Inflation. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden went to the movies. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 16, 2022 →

Two songs are about Hot Girls with IBS on TikTok and the CDC dropping the 6 Foot Rule. Jeff Bezos predicts your future. This summer’s hot enough to be a hot sauce. Give out a new Gas Saving Tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News talks about gifting stores. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 15, 2022 →