Elon has taken a $20-billion bath on Twitter. Get your midlife crisis Camaro while they last. The world needs more Sensitivity Readers. Learn to be a trucker. Menthol Meredith discusses Gwyneth Paltrow. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And the President has a new punching bag. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Monday is Tricky. Save kids from social media. The Little Mermaid is like Meghan and Harry. Is Blockbuster coming back? Michelangelo’s David would like a word. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a recall. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 27, 2023
Sing about Powdered Beer and Canceling Subscriptions. A TikTok executive testifies. Jeff Bezos lauds an employee. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater are back. And Joe Biden talks about TikTok, or so he thinks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 24, 2023
Sing about your Winter Body. Vlad and Xi get translated. Gwyneth Paltrow takes the stand. A.I. goes woke. The March Madness Capital One ads are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 23, 2023
The Cops theme is remade for Donald Trump. Morgan is sorry for Spring Cleaning. The Everything Shower is mansplained. Rupert Murdoch is getting hitched. The Boss leaves another motivational voicemail. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains deadly fungus. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Give Team USA a boost! Hunter Biden’s opened his own laptop repair shop. Batman is gay?!? Spring Break in Miami gets a curfew. Menthol Meredith talks about a TikTok ban. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden gets a visit from Ted Lasso. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 21, 2023
A short intro song is about busted brackets. Bono is no longer ashamed of ABBA. Ticketmaster gets rebranded. Confess to A.I. Help find new telemarketers. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Cheech & Chong report on sleep. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 20, 2023
Drink like an Irishman. Jeff Bezos bans TikTok. Lucky Charms cures hangovers. Invest in a new bank. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And the President delivers his St. Patrick’s Day Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 17, 2023
Productivity is down during March Madness. Vladimir Putin explains the attack on our drone. Fear the Maine mafia. Irish identity is appropriated. Daylight Saving Time is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 16, 2023
Sing about Leprechauns. Tucker Carlson exposes the Cheese Tax. Florida is serving up seaweed. Karens are for rent. The boss leaves a motivational message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney Explains March Madness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 15, 2023