Songs are about the new king and playing fantasy football. Place your bets on the new Game of Thrones. Airplanes are filthy. Pinocchio sits down for an interview. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on CBD. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2022
A song from Pinocchio is about its dismal reviews. Fantasy football losers are Real American Heroes. Forrest Gump 2 almost got made. Dancing With The Stars is the same as always. The Sports Kid returns along with a new Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden had a weird dream about the Obamas. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2022
Sing about wearing the new Sex Suit. Jeff Bezos slams a certain movie critic. Football Films kicks off a new season. Morgan apologizes for September. A tennis legend is the MFer of the Week. A new Morning Shower Thought pops in your head. And We Mashup The News once again. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2022
A football widow sings about the new NFL season. Vladimir Putin bans two actors. Gandalf defends The Rings of Power. You could be the Special Master. Joe Biden destroys hecklers. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains Child Stars. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2022
Sing about how Tuesday feels like Monday. Celebrate the hero who’s done Christmas shopping. Jeff Bezos warns his drivers. Morgan apologizes for two fantasy franchises. Menthol Meredith ain’t done with summer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden clears the air on his controversial speech. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 6, 2022
Programming Note: This DailyPost covers Friday and Monday as we take the day off to celebrate Labor Day. The next new post will publish Monday evening for Tuesday, September 6th. The entire UCN staff wishes you all a happy and healthy holiday weekend!!! A song parody is about the last chance to barbecue. Morgan Freeman … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 2 & Monday, September 5, 2022
Sing about the upside of a lower life expectancy. Celebrate a seasonal Real American Hero. Hear the play-by-play of the kinky Blue Jays fans. Find out what’s next for Bed Bath & Beyond. Alligators are the MF’ers of the Week. A Morning Shower Thought will blow your mind. And save time by mashing up the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 1, 2022
A classic rock parody is about Hump Day. Jeff Bezos recalls his first job. Morgan Freeman is sorry for Google. Prisons charge like hotels. Encourage people to become teachers. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains spanking in school. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 31, 2022
Songs are about Ozzy Osbourne moving back to England and the start of Burning Man. Put Tom Brady’s excuse to work for you. Harry Styles hates Chicken Nuggets. Menthol Meredith talks international politics. Morning Shower Thoughts return, And Joe Biden continues to defend this student loan forgiveness. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 30, 2022
A country hit is about Monday morning. There’s a sale on paddles. A holiday classic is about back to school. Meghan Markle channels Joe Rogan. Corporations get an Inflation Fighting Tip. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong talk about an all-time high. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 29, 2022