Sing a happy song about the arrival of February. Jeff Bezos won’t deliver. Morgan Freeman is sorry for traffic. Liam Neeson reprises a role. Florida is the new Wild West. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains George Santos. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 1, 2023 →

Artificial Intelligence don’t need no education. Marie Kondo has given up on tidying up. Become a mumbling Netflix actor. There IS football on this weekend. Menthol Meredith says good riddance to Dry January. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and it’s time to call President Joe Biden. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 31, 2023 →

Monday is worse than Sex and Candy. Bezos is the original Tech Bro Super Villain. Jay Leno has a new show. Former Presidents clean house. Your junk drawer would like a word. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Argentina. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 30, 2023 →

Sing about a proposed national sales tax. Honor bartenders in Dry January. There’s a new variety of Oreo. The Egg Mafia is here. And Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Biden’s Weekly Address are all new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 27, 2023 →

A song parody is about tipping. Buy Splash Mountain Water. Xbox goes woke. Justin Bieber sells his songs. The Dallas Cowboys are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 26, 2023 →

Who is going to see Nickelback? Jeff Bezos is not selling any papers. Snubbed Oscar hopefuls get the “Waaah!” treatment. There’s a new Drag Queen reading stories to kids. Disney’s Star Wars Hotel is still too expensive. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the dangers of AI. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 25, 2023 →

People are smuggling eggs out of Mexico. Send a message to Britney Spears. Court TV is still a thing. Facebook has new rules about nipples. Menthol Meredith is not a fan of Avatar. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden wants to go paperless. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 24, 2023 →

Sing about needing Caffeine and the new strain of Gonorrhea. Stop Supreme Court leaks. Your Alarm Clock wants to talk. Robert Pattinson cries. Dad Joke Theater returns. The Weekly Weed News reports on the military. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 23, 2023 →

A parody gets you pumped for football this weekend. Jeff Bezos is uncharitable. Put out a Casting Call for the Michael Jackson biopic. Vladimir Putin says he’ll survive. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Biden’s Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 20, 2023 →

Eggflation is nothing to celebrate. Morgan apologizes for El Nino. Iowa Husband-Calling gets a documentary. Hear from a Canadian drinker. George Santos is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News are back. And we’re reposting the Swedish Footloose parody after a website issue disrupted yesterday’s audio file. We apologize for the inconvenience. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 19, 2023 →