Disney’s dress code is fully enforced. Inflatable Santa speaks. Weighted blankets work. You’re family at Olive Garden. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And the Weekly Weed News files a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 12, 2022
Careful at the Office Party. Putin is translated. Morgan is sorry for your toilet. The Advent Calendar is new. The Sports Kid reports. Dad Joke Theater returns. The POTUS lauds gas prices. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 9, 2022
A man sings about not wanting to work. Give the perfect “stalking” stuffer. Ben & Jerry have been in the laboratory. Open the Advent Calendar. Philly sports fans are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 8, 2022
Winter Coating is the newest thing. Jeff Bezos defends his preschool. Morgan apologizes for the GOAT’s filthy mouth. Bob Ross is a robot. Open the Advent Calendar. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney warns children about working. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 7, 2022
America ranks second to last in paid time off. Santa’s not just for kids. Move over Harry & Meghan. Open another door on the Advent Calendar. Menthol Meredith is back along with a new Morning Shower Thought and a call from the President. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 6, 2022
Eulogize our World Cup hopes. Indiana Jones endorses soap. Liam Neeson is the next NYC Rat Czar. Talk to Baby Yoda. Open the advent calendar. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly World News files a new report. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, December 5, 2022
F yeah! Let’s beat The Netherlands! Cocaine Bear gets a sequel. Do you suffer from Dad Brain? Open a new door on the Christmas Advent Calendar. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and The Weekly Address return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, December 2, 2022
Ring in the last month of 2022. Open the first door of an audio advent calendar. Morgan has a mea culpa for Chris Pratt. Get help for Twitter Quitters. Herschel Walker is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 1, 2022
Celebrate Team USA’s victory. Boxes are piling up at your door. Jeff Bezos’ popcorn is ready. A soccer “expert” is a Real American Hero. Inflation impacts dating. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney Explains volcanoes. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 30, 2022
America in the World Cup, F-Yeah! The Word of the Year is awarded. Sue over your microwaved Mac & Cheese. Elon Musk is Scrooge. Menthol Meredith is already done with holiday music. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden is on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 29, 2022