A TikTok filter makes you Beautiful. Is Jeff Bezos buying the Seahawks? LOTR will be a musical. A.I. takes over the dealership. Sports Kid has the latest. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden owns up to a Presidential scandal. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 3, 2023
Why should we help pay off loans for a useless college degree? The Tooth Fairy feels the pinch of inflation. DeSantis takes over Disney World. Baseball Games are getting shorter. Marjorie Taylor Greene is an MFer. Dad Joke Theater returns. And we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 2, 2023
A classic tune is about the first day of March. Your Boss is a new weekly character. Tom Brady wants to do stand up comedy. James Bond goes woke. Parents hide from their kids. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Barney explains murder. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 1, 2023
Morgan Wallen sings about Whiskey Fungus. Self Checkout gets out of control. Stop lab leaks fast! Dilbert is unemployed. Menthol Meredith reviews Cocaine Bear. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden has his own solution for lab leaks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Welcome to the Jungle of Monday morning. The Oscars will be protected. Jeff Bezos will bury you. Morgan Freeman apologizes for unused gift cards. Cocaine Bear gets a sequel. Dad Joke Theater returns and the Weekly Weed News reports on Spotted Owls. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 27, 2023
There’s a proposed dog law in Florida. Regale a new Real American Hero. There are no non-stupid people at one pizza joint. Cure Subscription Fatigue. The Sports Kid files a report. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Joe Biden is falling up. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 24, 2023
Sorry to say it’s Only Thursday. Cola gives you balls. Vladimir Putin is drafting college students. Restaurants are becoming Netflix. The TV Weatherman is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 23, 2023
Sing about Lent. Morgan is sorry for your 5 Day Workweek. America gets divorced. Don Lemon is Mansplained. Flaco the Eagle-Owl gets a nature documentary. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains nuclear proliferation. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 22, 2023
The Oompa Loompas go woke. Jeff Bezos wants everyone back in the office. ChatGPT wrote a bit (seriously). Bernie Sanders takes a competency test. Menthol Meredith battles through cold season. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden reports on his visit to Ukraine. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Wish Abraham Lincoln a Happy Birthday. Pay tribute to past presidents and help one in particular sell mattresses. Balloons have something to say. Tiger Woods picks up a new endorsement deal. Dad Joke Theater is back and the Weekly Weed News reports on Twitter’s newest advertisers. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 20, 2023