Scientists say we only need to shower 2 days a week. Harry and Meghan may split??!?! El Nino is tired of being blamed for the weather.But that weather is affecting our Prosecco Princess. Then Dad Joke leads to the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 24, 2023 →

The best place to see all your favorite stars is The Picket Line. The record heat requires new weather words. If you want Freedom, you want this new fast food restaurant. Then we have three generations of bits to round out the day: Sports Kid, Dad Joke, and President Grandpa. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 21, 2023 →

America has become a nation of early birds. Jeff Bezos takes on Bill Gates. Save time seeing Barbie and Oppenheimer. Jonah Hill is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 20, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for Tesla’s ugly new truck. The Bachelor has another spinoff. Beware of Florida Bunnies! The boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains the Hollywood labor strikes to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 19, 2023 →

Play a love song about air conditioning. Heat seekers are vacationing in Death Valley. Menthol Meredith shrugs off Aspartame warnings. Getting out of bed is a Mission Impossible. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden talks about his age. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 18, 2023 →

Taylor Swift impacts the American economy. Speedos are making a comeback. Jeff Bezos had a great Prime Day. Morgan Freeman is sorry about summer concerts. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News is on strike. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 17, 2023 →

Sing about the sriracha shortage. Actors are on strike. 3 helpful hints will keep you cool. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden has a temper like Gordon Ramsay. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 14, 2023 →

Prime Day is like Christmas in July. Harrison Ford begs you to see Indiana Jones. Put Musk v. Zuck in historical perspective. Wembanyama’s security are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 13, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for the price of a stamp. The Napoleon biopic is Dynamite. Capri Sun goes after the Prime Energy market. The Boss leaves a message from Pamplona. Dad Joke After Bedtime is back. And Barney explains energy drinks to kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 12, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos responds to how billionaires make $14M per day. Get ready for the All Star Game. Lab Grown Meat gets a reality show. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Threads. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden had a day at the beach. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 11, 2023 →