The Chinese President gets translated. Jeff Bezos appears in more magazines. Pablo Escobar’s Hippos inspire a new game. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Marvel. Congress is full of MFers. A Morning Shower Thought is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 16, 2023 →

Are you sick of Taylor and Travis? The Thanksgiving Parade goes woke. Go to Lauren Sanchez’s plastic surgeon. Dog News files a new report. The Boss leaves a message. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 15, 2023 →

The 90s was the best decade for music? People feel bad for the Patriots. The Q-Anon Shaman wants your vote. Soda drinking leads to beer drinking. Menthol Meredith understands Taylor and Travis. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 14, 2023 →

Ron DeSantis can’t smile. Jeff Bezos creates AI. Morgan is sorry for those who’ve finished their Christmas shopping. Every Marvel movie is the same. The Weekly Weed News celebrates Ohio. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 13, 2023 →

Bob Ross is a courtroom sketch artist. SAG actors are back to work. No one gets out of their car anymore. The Sports Kid reports. Joe Biden goes on strike. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, November 10, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos is your virtual doctor. Put toilet paper in the fridge. Homer Simpson no longer chokes Bart. People’s Sexiest Man pick seems dated. NBA Refs are MFers. And Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 9, 2023 →

People are pooping in line at Disney, An intelligent rat sings “Imagine”, The Republican debate is missing a candidate, Morgan Freeman apologizes for the election, some mid-week motivation from the boss, and the return of Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 8, 2023 →

DoorDash is using blackmail to get tips. There’s metal in the chicken. Music treats pain. Get rid of those election lawn signs. Menthol Meredith isn’t worried about the nugget recall. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 7, 2023 →

Christmas Creep is really creeping. Jeff Bezos is becoming Pitbull. Hear more unreleased John Lennon tracks. Safety Shot sobers you up. The Weekly Weed News has decorating tips. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 6, 2023 →

A song parody and a Jeff Bezos message are about changing the clocks. Birds are being renamed. The Sport Kid reports. Joe Biden is on a farm. And raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, November 3, 2023 →