Barbie is a billionaire. Vladimir Putin responds to peace talks. Help find someone to run your Mega Millions office pool. Menthol Meredith talks about Taylor Swift. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden is on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 8, 2023
Bid farewell to the women’s World Cup team. Jeff Bezos is the king of back-to-school shopping. Mutant Turtles join Barbie and Oppenheimer. Have a Barbie-themed funeral. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News plants seeds. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 7, 2023
Post Malone teaches a master class in songwriting. Dr. Fauci advises his replacement. Courtroom sketch artists are heroes. The Sports Kid is back. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Joe Biden wants to go to jail. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 4, 2023
A zoo in China swears their bears are real. Lizzo needs new dancers. Bury the incandescent light bulb. The temperature of the ocean is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 3, 2023
Women are giving their boyfriends the Barbie Test. Morgan apologizes for misleading fast food photos. Deliver bad news with Cameo. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains kids serving alcohol. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 2, 2023
No one knows where Tom Cruise lives. Cardi B is giving away microphones. Montana is the least sleep-deprived state. Menthol Meredith talks about Barbie. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And Joe Biden calls in to talk about his summer. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 1, 2023
Jeff Bezos clamps down. Morgan apologizes for Back to School ads. Retire like a politician. Metal Slides would like a word. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on Mastercard. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, July 31, 2023
Haunted Mansion is a movie this week, and so is another ride at Disney. Mastercard doesn’t work for weed. Bugs are good for you! Sports Kid is back and also Dad Joke and the Joe Biden Weekly Address. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, July 28, 2023
The street is hot enough to grill. Trader Joe’s is selling cookies with rocks. Congress is investigating UFOs. The MFer of the week is X. Then Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 27, 2023
The Twitter Bird is speaking out about being fired. A weather reporter is very hot on the street. Wine can make you look younger. The boss is back with your Midweek Motivation. Dad Joke and Barney return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 26, 2023