Aaron Rodgers makes his debut as a NY Jet. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Jimmy Fallon. Arby’s has too many meats. A new Walking Dead spinoff is here. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News reports on home delivery. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, September 11, 2023 →

Real American Heroes, Morgan Freeman, and The Sports Kid are about the start of football season. We’ll get you out of Dating Debt. Joe Biden addresses the Laxative Shortage. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, September 8, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos faces an antitrust suit. Dr. Fauci is back! Football Films is about streaming. Get rid of student loans like they’re timeshares. Burning Man is an MFer. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, September 7, 2023 →

New Rolling Stones music is coming to YouTube. Get a Burning Man traffic report. Vaping will shrink your family jewels. Vladimir Putin joins with Kim Jong Un. The Boss leaves a new voicemail. And Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, September 6, 2023 →

Aging politicians need help. Morgan apologies for TV ads. September is the month of sequels. Subway launches a dirigible. Meredith looks forward to fall. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, September 5, 2023 →

Programming Note: Monday is an official day off to celebrate Labor Day. The next new post will be published Monday evening for Tuesday, September 5th. The entire UCN staff wishes you all a happy and healthy holiday weekend!!! Jeff Bezos’ official Labor Day message. Real American Heroes profiles a type of hot dog eater. The … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, September 1, 2023 →

Burger King gets sued over their Tiny Whopper. Laughter prevents heart disease. Fender branches out from selling guitars. Studio Executives are this week’s MFers. We continue the Labor Day Countdown and Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 31, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry for campaign music. US Open Tennis smells like weed. The Tough Mudder is sick. Countdown to Labor Day. The Boss leaves a message. And Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 30, 2023 →

Airlines are weighing passengers. A fake commercial and Menthol Meredith are about Ozempic. Travelocity goes to Burning Man. Countdown the days til Labor Day. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 29, 2023 →

The Big Shot has a Mug Shot. Jeff Bezos introduces AI to the NFL. The CEO of Dollar Tree holds a presser. Meditate before you open your email. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech and Chong love pumpkin spice. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 28, 2023 →