Sing along to a new binge drinking anthem for middle agers. “See” Beyonce in concert. Anti-theft means more window shopping. What if Old Movie Theater seats could talk? Dad Joke Theater goes macabre. And Cheech & Chong report on Germany. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 21, 2023 →

Thank You Mike!! Since the creation of UCN in 2013, Mike Hand has played a crucial role as writer, producer, voice talent, and webmaster. It is with great sadness that I must announce that Mike has decided to leave the radio business and move on to new challenges. He’s left his mark on this company … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 18, 2023 →

Pumpkin Spice is back! People are returning to theaters. There’s a giant question mark in space. Back to School ads are an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 17, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman apologizes for a beloved movie being ruined. Peyton Manning goes into higher education. Donald Trump is the Godfather. The Boss leaves a new message. Dad Joke Theater returns and Barney explains life. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 16, 2023 →

Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Timeline CeleBirthdays Large List of Links Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media   Today’s One-Liners SPIKED DUNKIN’  Dunkin’ announced they will be selling canned iced coffee … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos wants a cage fight of his own. Barbie has a new Ken. Masterdating is the latest trend in self love. Menthol Meredith chimes in on Zuck v Musk. Morning Shower Thoughts return and Joe Biden is on the phone. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, August 15, 2023 →

A venomous spider can help men in the bedroom. Russia is going to the moon. The Loch Ness monster is being hunted and doesn’t like it. Artificial Intelligence will take over as psychics. Then Dad Joke and the Weekly Weed News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, August 14, 2023 →

UPS drivers make bank. Mike Pence goes viral at the gas pump. Salute unruly airline passengers. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden meets with a Chinese general. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, August 11, 2023 →

Bezos has a big rocket too. Disney gets into gambling. Shakespeare adjusts to Florida. There’s a new, old way to work. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, August 10, 2023 →

Morgan Freeman is sorry you didn’t win Mega Millions. There’s a new Ken Doll. Plant based meat needs a boost. The Boss leaves a voicemail. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains the Barbie movie to kids not old enough to see it. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, August 9, 2023 →