Make the Iowa Caucuses exciting. A school library has banned dictionaries. Say farewell to Fruit Stripe gum. MLK Day Sales are awkward. Cheech & Chong pine for the olden days. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 15, 2024
Prepare to do nothing but watch football this weekend. Dr. Fauci admits there was no reason for social distancing. What if cops drove Cyber Trucks? The Sports Kid is new. Joe Biden talks about Hunter’s visit to congress. And a new Dad Joke Theater will leave you groaning. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 12, 2024
Sing about the coveted Red Stanley cups. The Red Cross wants your blood. It’s Girl Scout Cookie season. Tom Cruise is developing movies with Warner Bros. Resolution breakers are MFers. And Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 11, 2024
The captain has a safety warning about Boeing. Give a loved one the gift of swatting. Morgan apologizes for Pop Up Weddings. Football Films gloats about the NFL’s success. The Boss has a new message. Dad Joke Theater is a groaner. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 10, 2024
Experts claim we shouldn’t wipe. Jeff Bezos talks about Elon’s drug use. The new iPhone can be dropped from a plane. Barack Obama does voice overs. Menthol Meredith talks about Stanley Cups. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 9, 2024
Your Christmas Tree is now for every holiday. Morgan apologizes to Starbucks employees. A new game show is sick. A.I. Elvis is in-studio. Cheech and Chong report on Snoop’s new gig. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 8, 2024
Sing about how everybody is sick. Kim Jong Un is translated. People are finding love on LinkedIn. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden is excited for 2024. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 5, 2024
People are “resetting” their virginity in the New Year. See two offensive acts on one stage. Help find the next Harvard President. Mickey Mouse is in the public domain. An NFL owner is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 4, 2024
Who was on Epstein’s Isle? Bezos calls for billionaires’ privacy. Welcome to Damp January. No Sh*t Damus provides three new predictions. The Boss shares his resolutions. Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 3, 2024
Sing Goodbye to 2023. Mariah Carey wants to be the Queen of every holiday. Regale those who’ve resolved to hit the gym. Hear some predictable predictions. Menthol Meredith looks ahead. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 2, 2024