Ask your doctor if an Ozempic song parody is right for you. Fry cooks on Onion Rings Day are heroes. Bernie and Bezos have a rap battle. There’s a new weight loss “drug.” Conor McGregor is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 22, 2023 →

Sing about the summer solstice. Jeff Bezos wants you to eat beans. A.I. replaces your show. The rich and famous shop at the dollar store. The Boss has a summer promo idea. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains why mom and dad aren’t having more kids. Production Note: Any bits not available when … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 21, 2023 →

Gen Z doesn’t change their undies. One day left to get a summer beach bod. See The Flash while you can. Magic Mushrooms are popular among the youth. Menthol Meredith mourns Pat Sajak. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden has an odd catch phrase. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 20, 2023 →

McCartney blames Springsteen. Heroes spend money. Morgan apologizes for Harry and Meghan. Hidden ticket fees are revealed. Remote workers become hunchbacks. Dad Joke Theater returns. And the Weekly Weed News is cooking. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 19, 2023 →

A dad sings about looking forward to Sunday. The Flash is in theaters. The government says don’t mail checks. Bob Ross changes mediums. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Jokes about Adele. And Joe Biden has a scapegoat. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 16, 2023 →

The Beatles and your doctor rely on artificial intelligence. Rent a room with “dad.” Kid Rock loves America’s #1 beer. An NBAer is this week’s MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the News return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 15, 2023 →

Garth Brooks is serving Bud Light. Jeff Bezos gloats about his boat. Morgan Freeman apologizes for Pat Sajak. Dads are Real American Heroes. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains who’s protesting outside of Disney World. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 14, 2023 →

Sing about banning cellphones in school. There’s a new brand of toilet paper inspired by Mar-a-Lago. Sports Mascots fight back! Saudi Arabia wants to own all sports. Menthol Meredith rants about Cracker Barrel. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden talks about arraignments. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 13, 2023 →

Songs are about kids’ summer vacation and Bill Murray and Kelis. A Real American Heroes is about remote work. Movies are about to get boring. How do birds and bees talk to their kids? Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on a certain lawsuit. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 12, 2023 →

Welcome Friday with the last of our weekday songs. Jeff Bezos is putting ads on Prime Video. Thor gets even more silly. Get your East Coast Armageddon forecast. Sports Kid, Dad Joke Theater, and Joe Biden’s Address are all news. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 9, 2023 →