Jeff Bezos joins forces with Leo DiCaprio. Wimbledon’s quiet rooms are not for sex. We need roller coaster inspectors. The Sports Kid has the latest. Raise the curtain on a new Dad Joke Theater. Joe Biden breaks his silence on the white powder at the White House. Production Note: Any bits not available when the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 07, 2023 →

Get an update from the Secret Service. Barney the Dinosaur is making a grown-up movie. The war of words about ketchup rages on. The people who ruined your July 4th BBQ are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And it’s time to Mashup the News. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 06, 2023 →

It’s hot out everywhere. Your teenager speaks. Menthol Meredith recovers. The boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney sings about fireworks. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN Archive To find … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 05, 2023 →

Holiday Notice: UCN is off on July 4th. The next new post will be up on the site Tuesday evening for Wednesday, July 5th. We wish you and your listeners a safe and healthy holiday! Tuesday holidays are weird. Jeff Bezos poses for selfies. 4th place in a hot dog eating contest makes you a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 03, 2023 →

Fireworks can blow off your hand. Calm your audience stuck in traffic. There’s a new Superman. Striking actors get a coach. Sports Kid and Dad Joke Theater return. And Joe Biden uses a CPAP. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 30, 2023 →

Ryan Seacrest is overworked. It’s hot in Texas. Costco cracks down. Certain concert goers are MFers. Morning Shower Thoughts and Mashup the news return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN Archive To find … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 29, 2023 →

Sing about the Hump Day Humps. Rent Barbie’s Dream Home. Harry and Meghan make a pitch. People talk about Malaria. The Boss leaves a message. Dad Joke Theater is new. And Barney explains kids who identify as animals. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 28, 2023 →

Songs are about fewer sports bars and more mosquitos. Putin speaks. Amber Heard is back. Meredith is planning for the 4th. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Joe Biden is on hold. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 27, 2023 →

Bud Light has a new commercial. Bezos chimes in on Musk vs Zuck. Aaron Rodgers is called for tripping. Can you survive without your phone? Jeffrey Dahmer stars in a sitcom. Dad Joke Theater is back. And the Weekly Weed News reports on sleep gummies. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 26, 2023 →

Zuck and Musk are fighting. The FDA approves lab-grown chicken. Stallone talks about Adele. Giant Snails attack Florida. The Sports Kid returns. Dad Joke News has an update. And Joe Biden uses the D-word. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 23, 2023 →