Jeff Bezos’ yacht is too big. George Santos hits the big screen. The Word of the Year gets an In Memoriam tribute. Elon Musk tweaks more advertisers. Menthol Meredith is not a fan of concert films. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, December 5, 2023 →

We all have junk drawers. Elon Musk can’t speak. Morgan is sorry for your tangled Christmas lights. Save on irrelevant ornaments. The Weekly Weed News reports on the Amish. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, December 4, 2023 →

No Nut November is Over. Putin wants Russians to have more kids. Worried Americans are Doom Spending. Sports Kid Returns. Joe Biden wants to ban lead pipes. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 1, 2023 →

Sing about sick men. Morgan apologizes for your sniffles. Spotify sharers are heroes. Zoom helps you sleep. John Oates is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From the UCN Archive … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, November 30, 2023 →

Amazon trucks are everywhere. White House decorations get political. Sports Illustrated is written by AI. TikTok cleans toilets. The Boss has a task for you. Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 29, 2023 →

Jeff Bezos is selling cars now. It’s not too late for a Movember mustache. The Hallmark Channel is hiring. What comes after Cyber Monday? Menthol Meredith has streaked at Disneyland. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 28, 2023 →

Sing about a Woke Christmas. Get better deals than Cyber Monday. Enjoy leftover-flavored ice cream. Drug Ads are changing. Cheech and Chong want representation. Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 27, 2023 →

In observance of Thanksgiving, this DailyPost covers Wednesday and Friday of this week. The next new DailyPost will go live on Sunday evening for Monday, November 27. On behalf of the entire UCN team, we’d like to wish you all a very happy and healthy Thanksgiving. If you’re flying you’re waiting in lines. Celebrate the … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, November 22 & Friday, November 24, 2023 →

Police set up tongue twister checkpoints. A turkey translation. A turkey farm gets the Hunger Games treatment. Menthol Meredith on not doing Thanksgiving. And another edition of Morning Shower Thoughts. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, November 21, 2023 →

The Turkey Song gets updated. George Santos has the perfect new job. Thanksgiving is terrifying. Cops go after gays. Cheech and Chong mourn. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s Audio From … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, November 20, 2023 →