Sing about the coveted Red Stanley cups. The Red Cross wants your blood. It’s Girl Scout Cookie season. Tom Cruise is developing movies with Warner Bros. Resolution breakers are MFers. And Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 11, 2024 →

The captain has a safety warning about Boeing. Give a loved one the gift of swatting. Morgan apologizes for Pop Up Weddings. Football Films gloats about the NFL’s success. The Boss has a new message. Dad Joke Theater is a groaner. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 10, 2024 →

Experts claim we shouldn’t wipe. Jeff Bezos talks about Elon’s drug use. The new iPhone can be dropped from a plane. Barack Obama does voice overs. Menthol Meredith talks about Stanley Cups. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 9, 2024 →

Your Christmas Tree is now for every holiday. Morgan apologizes to Starbucks employees. A new game show is sick. A.I. Elvis is in-studio. Cheech and Chong report on Snoop’s new gig. And Dad Joke Theater returns. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Monday, January 8, 2024 →

Sing about how everybody is sick. Kim Jong Un is translated. People are finding love on LinkedIn. The Sports Kid returns. Joe Biden is excited for 2024. And Dad Joke Theater is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, January 5, 2024 →

People are “resetting” their virginity in the New Year. See two offensive acts on one stage. Help find the next Harvard President. Mickey Mouse is in the public domain. An NFL owner is an MFer. Morning Shower Thoughts are back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, January 4, 2024 →

Who was on Epstein’s Isle? Bezos calls for billionaires’ privacy. Welcome to Damp January. No Sh*t Damus provides three new predictions. The Boss shares his resolutions. Dad Joke Theater is back. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for the latest prep. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Wednesday, January 3, 2024 →

Sing Goodbye to 2023. Mariah Carey wants to be the Queen of every holiday. Regale those who’ve resolved to hit the gym. Hear some predictable predictions. Menthol Meredith looks ahead. And Morning Shower Thoughts return. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be uploaded overnight. Please refresh this page for … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Tuesday, January 2, 2024 →

Programming Note: Put it in the books! This is the final DailyPrep for 2023. The next new post will publish on Monday evening for Tuesday, January 2nd. We wish you all a very Happy New Year and we look forward to working with you in 2024! Thank you all for a great year! Football Films … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Friday, December 29, 2023 →

Programming Note: UCN is offering a reduced feed during Christmas Week. Full posts will resume Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024. Morgan Freeman apologizes for your holiday credit card bill. Billionaires would prefer you don’t redeem your gift cards. Morning Shower Thoughts is new. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post is published will be … Continue reading UCN DailyPrep for Thursday, December 28, 2023 →