We start off the post with a song parody about Amanda Bynes’ latest brush with the law after she set a gas can ablaze on a stranger’s driveway. Next up is a fake commercial for the new line of diapers endorsed by Will, Kate, and their bundle of joy. That’s followed by a very short, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday 07-24-2013
Want to send a note of congratulations to Will and Kate? Do it with a Royal Baby Greeting Card. Geraldo Rivera is the latest celebrity to past a “Selfie” on Twitter and we celebrate this narcissistic art form with a Billy Idol parody. Next up is a fake trailer or a disaster movie all about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 23, 2013
If the high heat is making your temper boil over you may be suffering from Heat Rage! We’ve got a musical example of one such Heat Rage sufferer. The demand for Twinkies is so high that stores cannot keep them on the shelves. Our parody of a cartoon theme song explains. Mr. Smarty Pants is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 22, 2013
We hope you are enjoying the new UCN DailyPost! Remember to check back again before your show as a majority of the written content is posted in the wee morning hours. Your comments and suggestions are always welcome! Do you or someone you know suffer from Ghetto Booty? A new device from Dr. Mix-A-Lot is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 19, 2013
Welcome to the new UCN DailyPost! We’ve added lots of new written content with much more to come overnight! So be sure to check back before your show. We hope you like the new direction of the UCN Written Prep!!! Please let us know what you think! We start out today’s post with a parody … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 18, 2013
Fans of botany are flocking to Washington to get a whiff of the rare Corpse Flower before FTD turns it into a new breakup bouquet. We have a new Show Open about how mosquitos are attracted to people who drink beer and have smelly feet. Some deaf customers of Starbucks are suing because they were … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Justin Timberlake used to bring sexy back but now that we’re in another heat wave, it’s all about his Sweaty Back! We have a Show Open with a baseball All Star theme. CBS will put a disclaimer before Big Brother and so we created three new disclaimers for some other TV shows. Barack Obama is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Your listeners deserve a great morning show and our quirky parody of the Burger King Soft Serve jingle is a great way to start it off. Justin Bieber’s career is in a downward spiral. Lucky for him, there’s a financial firm that can predict Justin’s future and plan for it. Mr. Smarty Pants is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, July 15, 2013
Justin Bieber called Bill Clinton to apologize and we’ve got exclusive audio of Bubba answering the phone. The Royal Baby is expected any moment now so we parodied the official announcement with a surprise interruption from another new daddy. We have new fake trailers for Pacific Rim and Grown Ups 2. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, July 12, 2013
The coolest toy of the Summer shoots warm liquid! Get your kids The Bieber Soaker! Mexico has surpassed The United States as the world’s most overweight country and they’re so proud they’ve put a new twist on a traditional Mexican song. The Royal Baby is expected any day now. Get ready with a short music … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 11, 2013