Forget Tebowing…the newest craze among NFL fans is Manning! The Crypt Keeper brings you a tale of terror with an installment of Celebrity Hauntings. Vanilla flavoring is extracted from the anal sack of a Beaver. Bet you didn’t know that. And we bet you’d love to fill your studio with smell of Beaver Butt Air … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
The weirdest thing about the new season of The Voice is Cee Lo’s head tattoo. Permanent or temporary, it looks ridiculous and it’s time to mock it with a song parody. Do you know someone who can’t stop sending replies to text messages? Get them the help they need with a special PSA. Coach Gruden … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 7, 2013
You’ve got a Bruce Springsteen parody about the government shutdown. Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL and you’ve got a sneak peek at her introduction. Have fun with “Gravity” and “Runner Runner” with Fake Trailers for each. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address is about how bored he is since the shutdown. And the post ends with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 4, 2013
Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who’s still getting paid even though no one else is, Mr. Government Shutdown Congressman! Homer Simpson sings a catchy 80s pop tune about which character might be killed off the show. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his illegitimate son a home gym for his 16th birthday and now you can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 3, 2013
The Pocket Hose is an infomercial mainstay and we’ve got great news for those of you whose Pocket Hoses don’t work like they used to. iPosture is a back ailment that results from hunching over one’s smartphone and soon young people will have the posture of Quasi-Mobile! Have you seen the Chinese man with the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Are you one of those people still trying to catch up on Breaking Bad episodes? You’re not alone. The new iPhone operating system is causing motion sickness among users, but luckily, there’s a way to protect your device. Whenever we hear about “shutting down” the government, we think of Chef Ramsay yelling “Shut it down!” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 1, 2013
If your car is not equipped with a rear view camera, you need the Rear View Cameron. Bill Clinton is back with a surprising endorsement for 2016. Coach Gruden breaks down Monday Night’s game. On Monday we celebrate Chewing Gum Day. And we finish the post with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 30, 2013
Fox TV has won the rights to “Gotham” a drama about the fictitious city before Batman came along and we’ve got the first promo. The elder Bush, George H.W., was witness to a gay wedding in Maine and he’s on the phone to talk about it. Help yourself to Fake Trailers from the new films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 27, 2013
Michael J. Fox’s new show debuts on NBC and if you don’t watch, you’re a horrible person who doesn’t care about people with diseases. The government is shutting down and there’s never been a better time to save big! We’ve got a new Show Open about the extended age of adolescence. Regale a great decision … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 26, 2013
Britney is rumored to be lip-syncing in her Vegas show and our promo seems to confirm it. Burger King has introduced healthier french fries called Satisfries and you can be the first to help spread the word. The National Enquirer has blown the lid off of how fake the Real Housewives are and now the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 25, 2013