Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who’s still getting paid even though no one else is, Mr. Government Shutdown Congressman! Homer Simpson sings a catchy 80s pop tune about which character might be killed off the show. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his illegitimate son a home gym for his 16th birthday and now you can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 3, 2013
The Pocket Hose is an infomercial mainstay and we’ve got great news for those of you whose Pocket Hoses don’t work like they used to. iPosture is a back ailment that results from hunching over one’s smartphone and soon young people will have the posture of Quasi-Mobile! Have you seen the Chinese man with the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Are you one of those people still trying to catch up on Breaking Bad episodes? You’re not alone. The new iPhone operating system is causing motion sickness among users, but luckily, there’s a way to protect your device. Whenever we hear about “shutting down” the government, we think of Chef Ramsay yelling “Shut it down!” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 1, 2013
If your car is not equipped with a rear view camera, you need the Rear View Cameron. Bill Clinton is back with a surprising endorsement for 2016. Coach Gruden breaks down Monday Night’s game. On Monday we celebrate Chewing Gum Day. And we finish the post with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 30, 2013
Fox TV has won the rights to “Gotham” a drama about the fictitious city before Batman came along and we’ve got the first promo. The elder Bush, George H.W., was witness to a gay wedding in Maine and he’s on the phone to talk about it. Help yourself to Fake Trailers from the new films … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 27, 2013
Michael J. Fox’s new show debuts on NBC and if you don’t watch, you’re a horrible person who doesn’t care about people with diseases. The government is shutting down and there’s never been a better time to save big! We’ve got a new Show Open about the extended age of adolescence. Regale a great decision … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 26, 2013
Britney is rumored to be lip-syncing in her Vegas show and our promo seems to confirm it. Burger King has introduced healthier french fries called Satisfries and you can be the first to help spread the word. The National Enquirer has blown the lid off of how fake the Real Housewives are and now the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. premieres Tuesday, but does anyone really know what the acronym stands for? There’s no bigger rivalry in the NFL than the sibling rivalry between the Mannings and a new Football Films shows that Peyton is getting the best of his little brother. There’s a new fitness video game you may not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Jon Gosselin is waiting tables, but the former reality TV star is poised for a comeback! Barbie Thomas, the armless bodybuilder, is about to become the next action movie star. Coach Jon Gruden breaks down the big Monday Night Football game. Monday is Dogs in Politics Day. And we round out the post with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 23, 2013
Grand Theft Audio is huge. But imagine how much bigger it could be if it were combined with another immensely popular game – Candy Crush. There have been a spate of outrageous obituaries that have made headlines recently and now you can send your loved one off in style with their own Epic Obituary. We’ve … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 20, 2013