5-percent of people admit to checking Facebook during sex and you can help put an end to this practice with a PSA. Judge Joe Brown was arrested for contempt of court and we have a short song parody all about it. We poke fun at Tony Siragusa hawking Depend Shields for Men. Parody Jeremy sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 26, 2014 →

There’s a new personal hygiene product for those who are irritable and moody during this freezing cold Spring. Next up is a new show open about no one winning the Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge. We’ve got a sneak peek at the opening scene of the new movie “Noah.” Barack Obama is on the phone from … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 25, 2014 →

Titanium golf clubs are causing massive fires and much excitement. Did you know Russell Crowe wasn’t the first choice to play Noah? Snowy winter conditions continue into Spring and we’ve got a sympathetic song. Monday is Chocolate Covered Raisins Day and Today’s Audio wraps up with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 24, 2014 →

Get your listeners’ weekends started with a Jarrod Niemann Friday song parody. Air Guitar Center is the music superstore for non-musicians. Fake Trailers are here for the new movies “Divergent” and “Muppets Most Wanted” opening Friday. Barack Obama is craving some sugar in his weekly address. And the 21st of March is Fragrance Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 21, 2014 →

The Village People’s “In The Navy” is the inspiration for a parody about hapless Ukrainian seamen. The Peeing Bandit is terrorizing parts of Florida and it’s time to call in the master investigator…Horatio Caine! On the frigid first day of Spring, get all your cold weather fashions at Kolhd’s! Give Jay Leno a call to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 20, 2014 →

We start off with a Devo parody about March Madness brackets. American Idol lost the ratings battle against Survivor last week so things on Idol will be different. Courtney Love tweeted that she found the wreckage of the missing Malaysian jetliner and now she’s solving other mysteries. Parody Jeremy sings about the new Muppets movie. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 19, 2014 →

We’ve got a George Thorogood parody for the morning after St. Paddy’s when everyone is rocking a Tuesday Hangover. We’ve got a show open to gently wake those very same folks. Thousands of Americans have gone Cuckoo for Cocoa Pills as part of a massive new study to test chocolate pills. Barack Obama is on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 18, 2014 →

Decipher the drunks with the St. Patrick’s Day Translator. Sing about how Irish Eyes are smiling…and bloodshot. A Saudi cleric has issued a fatwa on all-you-can-eat buffets so you better hurry in to Osama Bin Glutton’s! The Today Is bit celebrates St. Patrick’s Day. And we start off the week as we always do – … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 17, 2014 →

Get your listeners ready for the weekend before St. Patrick’s Day with ‘Drunkest Day of My Life.’ And if after all that drinking, there’s a little problem in bed, try all new Chubba Bubba! The movies ‘Need for Speed’ and ‘The Single Moms Club’ open Friday. Barack Obama wants to talk about his appearance on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 14, 2014 →

We have a fake commercial for Keith Richard’s new kids’ book. You can no longer pay to name a crater on Mars, but the International Pothole Registry lets you name some craters here on Earth. There’s a new beer/sports drink on the market and we introduce a competitor. Jay Leno calls in to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 13, 2014 →