While the government enters Day 15 of the shutdown, our Show Open reminds your listeners that your show is still open for business. The Crypt Keeper is back with a celebrity haunting about the scariest thing on TV…Bruce Jenner’s face. Gravity is still number one at the box office and Bad Moviefone doesn’t recommend you … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Would you like to see everyone involved in the government shutdown fired? We have just the man to do it. In honor of Columbus Day, Tom Hanks takes on the role of the iconic captain. Jon Gruden analyzes Monday Night’s matchup. Monday is National Chocolate Covered Insects Day. And we top off the post with … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 14, 2013
Kick off the weekend with a Friday-themed parody of a Luke Bryan hit. A new biography of Johnny Carson claims there was a mob hit out on him and so we imagined Johnny as a goodfella. We’ve got fake trailers for “Captain Phillips” and “Machete Kills.” The President lays out some very specific budget cuts … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 11, 2013
Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated, but Kris wants him back! The Crypt Keeper returns with a haunting story about Justin Bieber. A new study shows American adults are dumber than the average human and so we’ve created a new national anthem. Jay Leno is on the phone with a few new jokes. And on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 10, 2013
Tired of the government shutdown? How ’bout a Government Shut Up! The NFL is back raising awareness of female health issues and Football Films thinks there’s a lot more the league could be covering in pink. Miley Cyrus joked with Matt Lauer that people over 40 don’t have sex anymore and we have a stern … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Forget Tebowing…the newest craze among NFL fans is Manning! The Crypt Keeper brings you a tale of terror with an installment of Celebrity Hauntings. Vanilla flavoring is extracted from the anal sack of a Beaver. Bet you didn’t know that. And we bet you’d love to fill your studio with smell of Beaver Butt Air … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
The weirdest thing about the new season of The Voice is Cee Lo’s head tattoo. Permanent or temporary, it looks ridiculous and it’s time to mock it with a song parody. Do you know someone who can’t stop sending replies to text messages? Get them the help they need with a special PSA. Coach Gruden … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 7, 2013
You’ve got a Bruce Springsteen parody about the government shutdown. Miley Cyrus is hosting SNL and you’ve got a sneak peek at her introduction. Have fun with “Gravity” and “Runner Runner” with Fake Trailers for each. Barack Obama’s Weekly Address is about how bored he is since the shutdown. And the post ends with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 4, 2013
Pay tribute to the Real American Hero who’s still getting paid even though no one else is, Mr. Government Shutdown Congressman! Homer Simpson sings a catchy 80s pop tune about which character might be killed off the show. Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his illegitimate son a home gym for his 16th birthday and now you can … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 3, 2013
The Pocket Hose is an infomercial mainstay and we’ve got great news for those of you whose Pocket Hoses don’t work like they used to. iPosture is a back ailment that results from hunching over one’s smartphone and soon young people will have the posture of Quasi-Mobile! Have you seen the Chinese man with the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 2, 2013